You know you're playing too much FF when... - Page 3

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 09-18-2008, 10:58 AM

You know you play FF too much when...

You see a sewer lid and try to open it up to 'use an alternative route to work'

You see someone with a flag and you scream 'THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO THE CAPTURE POINT!'

Your boss tells you you're fired and you reply 'just lemme finish this match and I'm gone.

You believe you can heal yourself IRL by walking over backpacks.

You annnoy people on the bus by playing your mp3's whitout earplugs and asking for requests untill you get kicked off.

When the fire alarm goes off, you run to the basement to check if the flag isn't missing.

Private_Joker · 09-18-2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CaLeB-

When you expect to see a class menu overlay your view everytime you wake up.

HAHA nice one.

-Joker

Nelson340 · 09-19-2008, 01:01 AM

*When you create a religion where God and the Devil are replaced with FF and TF2.
*When you have to pay more for your electric bill than you did for your house.

reaper18 · 09-19-2008, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Nelson340

*When you create a religion where God and the Devil are replaced with FF and TF2.
*When you have to pay more for your electric bill than you did for your house.

*When your ISP has to start charging you by the minute because of how much usage you have.

SmellyCat · 09-19-2008, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock

*When you stop caring about safe-sex practices fully believing that infections no longer spread.

Hahah. Nice one.

AaronJer · 09-19-2008, 11:08 AM

*When you look down to fire a rocket whenever you're going to jump.

*When the first solution that comes to you when a door is locked is setting a detpack.

*When you attack people to see if they bleed to check if they're spies.

*You throw backpacks at people who are building things and expect them to be happy.

Handym · 09-21-2008, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronJer

*You throw backpacks at people who are building things and expect them to be happy.

I lost

[AE] 82694 · 09-23-2008, 12:24 AM

Your sitting in a class room in front of a computer for a safety test and your trying to load FF.

greenday5494 · 09-23-2008, 02:19 AM

or every study hall in high school, go in the libary and spend the entire period on internet forums and wikipedia.... nearly everyday

(guilty)

Circuitous · 09-25-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Handym

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronJer

*You throw backpacks at people who are building things and expect them to be happy.

I lost

As did I.

Desyphur · 09-25-2008, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Circuitous

As did I.

Same

greenday5494 · 09-25-2008, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Circuitous

As did I.

I did too

R22B · 09-26-2008, 07:21 PM

* When you look behind you often because there might be a spy trying to stab you.

Green Mushy · 09-26-2008, 11:10 PM

Its not really funny but whenever i play any other game with a rocket launcher, i automatically assume that i can use it to rocket jump places, only to find out that it blows me up in 1shot.

Iggy · 09-27-2008, 01:20 AM

Yeah...... I always make the mistake of the "Nade/Rocket" combo on Day of Defeat............

Desyphur · 09-27-2008, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Iggy

Yeah...... I always make the mistake of the "Nade/Rocket" combo on Day of Defeat............

Every game with a rocket launcher and it get's attempted. Just in case.

Peon · 09-28-2008, 05:29 AM

*You refer to areas in town with high volumes of traffic as "choke points"*

*You try to get a camp fire up to "level 3 burn" by using different kinds of fuels*

*You try ramp jumping down the handicapped walkways, and bunny-hop away to keep your momentum*

*You take a flamethrower skydiving instead of a parachute*

*You try double-jumping onto the roofs of cars*

*Laser pointer dots make you freeze, duck, or jump into water*

*You install a steam vent in your house so you can get upstairs quicker*

*You go into shell shock any time someone says the word "monkey"*

*You accidently run into vending machines when you're feeling thirsty/hungry*

*If you see a vending machine that is out of soda, you smack it with a wrench*

*You dress in a blue shit with khaki pants and try to sabotage the cash registers at Best Buy, while thinking of ways to run out with the welcome sign. Oh, and you work for Circuit City.....whatever....this one's lame, I know*

Oh well, I tried...

Iggy · 09-28-2008, 12:40 PM

...You try to press the "E" key to start your forklift.

Everything · 09-29-2008, 12:19 AM

*When you create this type of topic
*When you use FF to satisfy your lust of fire
*When you join a server, and realize you don't have the next map installed, sit there and let it download manually through the loading instead of googlin' it. ( more like loving FF too much rather than playing it too much)
*When you play FF instead of going to work, get fired, then play it some more
*When you avoid contact with any glass thinking it'll gib you.
*When you hit a medic with a wrench thinking you'll drop him in 7 hits
*When you fail your permit test two times in a row

Its_Pyroclastic · 09-29-2008, 12:35 AM

Whenever you request something you call the person you are asking a "funk soul brother" IE: "Can I get some water over here, funk soul brother?"

09-23-2008, 12:24 AM	#48
[AE] 82694 Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Your sitting in a class room in front of a computer for a safety test and your trying to load FF. __________________ I Love GenghisTron . I miss you sooooo Much. LOL.

09-23-2008, 02:19 AM	#49
greenday5494 Holy shit, thats kerrigan! D&A Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Class/Position: D, whatever the team needs, usually engy Gametype: AvD Affiliations: None Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	or every study hall in high school, go in the libary and spend the entire period on internet forums and wikipedia.... nearly everyday (guilty) __________________ http://static.adrive.com/images/ads/...rbo_468x60.gif DAN MAPES!

09-28-2008, 05:29 AM	#57
Peon Altitude Junkie D&A Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Class/Position: Agressive Medic or Pyro...as long as I can fly baby! Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	You refer to areas in town with high volumes of traffic as "choke points" You try to get a camp fire up to "level 3 burn" by using different kinds of fuels You try ramp jumping down the handicapped walkways, and bunny-hop away to keep your momentum You take a flamethrower skydiving instead of a parachute You try double-jumping onto the roofs of cars Laser pointer dots make you freeze, duck, or jump into water You install a steam vent in your house so you can get upstairs quicker You go into shell shock any time someone says the word "monkey" You accidently run into vending machines when you're feeling thirsty/hungry If you see a vending machine that is out of soda, you smack it with a wrench You dress in a blue shit with khaki pants and try to sabotage the cash registers at Best Buy, while thinking of ways to run out with the welcome sign. Oh, and you work for Circuit City.....whatever....this one's lame, I know Oh well, I tried... __________________ "The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”" - George Carlin Last edited by Peon; 09-28-2008 at 05:46 AM.

09-29-2008, 12:19 AM	#59
Everything This is still alive? Wiki Team Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Naples, FL Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	When you create this type of topic When you use FF to satisfy your lust of fire When you join a server, and realize you don't have the next map installed, sit there and let it download manually through the loading instead of googlin' it. ( more like loving FF too much rather than playing it too much) When you play FF instead of going to work, get fired, then play it some more When you avoid contact with any glass thinking it'll gib you. When you hit a medic with a wrench thinking you'll drop him in 7 hits When you fail your permit test two times in a row Last edited by Everything; 09-29-2008 at 01:40 AM.*

09-18-2008, 10:58 AM	#41
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	You know you play FF too much when... You see a sewer lid and try to open it up to 'use an alternative route to work' You see someone with a flag and you scream 'THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO THE CAPTURE POINT!' Your boss tells you you're fired and you reply 'just lemme finish this match and I'm gone. You believe you can heal yourself IRL by walking over backpacks. You annnoy people on the bus by playing your mp3's whitout earplugs and asking for requests untill you get kicked off. When the fire alarm goes off, you run to the basement to check if the flag isn't missing.

09-19-2008, 01:01 AM	#43
Nelson340 Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: Territorial Control Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	When you create a religion where God and the Devil are replaced with FF and TF2. When you have to pay more for your electric bill than you did for your house.

09-19-2008, 11:08 AM	#46
AaronJer Bearskinner Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Seattle Gametype: Double Mode Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	When you look down to fire a rocket whenever you're going to jump. When the first solution that comes to you when a door is locked is setting a detpack. When you attack people to see if they bleed to check if they're spies. You throw backpacks at people who are building things and expect them to be happy.

09-26-2008, 07:21 PM	#53
R22B Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Sniper / Defensive Gametype: Capture the Flag Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	* When you look behind you often because there might be a spy trying to stab you.

09-26-2008, 11:10 PM	#54
Green Mushy Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	Its not really funny but whenever i play any other game with a rocket launcher, i automatically assume that i can use it to rocket jump places, only to find out that it blows me up in 1shot.

09-29-2008, 12:35 AM	#60
Its_Pyroclastic TF2 addict in rehab Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Offense Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: [HK] TF2 Clan Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Whenever you request something you call the person you are asking a "funk soul brother" IE: "Can I get some water over here, funk soul brother?"

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