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Old 12-11-2010, 07:59 AM   #1
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Early Christmas present for me :D




So smooth @_@
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Old 12-11-2010, 08:31 AM   #2
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man thats a huge penis pump
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:48 AM   #3
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Old 12-11-2010, 02:08 PM   #4
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Several years early.
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Old 12-11-2010, 04:57 PM   #5
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Old 12-11-2010, 06:50 PM   #6
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If that were a penis pump, I'd have to return it cause it'd be too small to fit my 8ft dick.
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Old 12-11-2010, 07:18 PM   #7
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So smooth @_@
Sooo clean, the way it should be!
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Old 12-11-2010, 07:32 PM   #8
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What is the stuff at the top?
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Old 12-11-2010, 08:26 PM   #9
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:40 PM   #10
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That's a very early Christmas present indeed. 01/01/2006?
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:49 PM   #11
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nice bawng kube.

i just got myself an early xmas present of a similar variety a few weeks ago... iolite portable vaporizer. fucking rocks.
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Old 12-13-2010, 10:37 PM   #12
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That's a very early Christmas present indeed. 01/01/2006?
Camera time always says that date for some reason. Probably cause it's been dropped a couple dozen times.
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Old 12-13-2010, 11:13 PM   #13
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That really is a beauty. how is it stability wise? The base looks a tad small compared to the size of the stem. Don't knock the table too much!

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Old 12-13-2010, 11:17 PM   #14
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must be smooth as shit with those percy nips (percolator)
Plus the ice chamber
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Old 12-14-2010, 01:16 AM   #15
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That really is a beauty. how is it stability wise? The base looks a tad small compared to the size of the stem. Don't knock the table too much!

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It doesn't feel top heavy at all. Good quality glass too. I haven't knocked it on anything yet, knock on wood lol.
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Old 12-28-2010, 06:40 PM   #16
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So my brother's girlfriend accidentally knocked it off the table the other night and now the fucking stem is stuck in the female piece of my bong. It mustíve fallen directly on the thing when it hit the floor. So great, now this shit is jammed and my bong is completely useless. I tried twisting and pulling, tapping on it with a pen, using goo gone (im outa alcohol), and finally resorted to pulling the glass out with a pair of pliers (this had disastrous resultsÖ broke even more glass from the stem) and also tried rigging a hanger into a hook to put down the stem to try to pull it out, but that just broke more stem glass.

So Iím pretty much fucked at this point unless I can find a way to get it out.

Are there any other ways to fix this or am I out a new bong? Is there a way to successfully break the inner glass without breaking the female piece too?

In retrospect I probably should've started by taking it to a headshop to try to get it fixed but oh well...
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Old 12-29-2010, 12:10 AM   #17
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CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT SAYS: you should've put it away so your brother's girlfriend couldn't knock it off!

Else.. that's pretty bad news man. I've never had the pleasure of using such a bong as that is.
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Old 12-29-2010, 01:33 AM   #18
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