TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas

[Iggy]

Actually, masturbating in front of an Asian chick is appropriate.... after all, this *IS* the *YELLOW* Brotherhood.....

[Dr.Satan]

wouldn't that mean that peeing is appropriate, but not masturbating?

[teh_rape]

I think he's referring to the yellow fever

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

Today is a very special day. I have my hands on the new iTablet to test and it is going to revolutionize the world. Anytime you put an i in front of something it is the greatest thing ever know to man kind. Here we go....iSex. WOAW...........I just blew your fuckin mind like a tall glass of acid from a greatfull dead concert. The only problem with it is that sex would be 10 times more fucking expensive and non-upgradebale. Now as I sit here with this sweet touch technology that has only been out for 15 years I sit back and try the feature where I can use my penis to forward to the next pages of my ebook. Now that was fucking hard and I mean that literally. You try reading a book standing up and navigating with your penis. Sure it is another brain but it sucks as when used as a stylus. I even tried it on an iphone but I kept on fat penising when trying to use the onscreen character keyboard.

Who in the fuck needs to read books anyways in this time of age. You should be worrying about more FF, Xbox Live and www.jennajameson.com then that bullshit. Reading hurts my eyes really bad and as you can tell from my years of typing that I am years beyond my age in grammticaling paragraphing and shit. My spelling could be better but who trully gives a fuck except for you 4th grade teacher with a 10 word spelling list that should have contained "fucking whore", "slut bag" and "Dragon bitchf rom the 7th gate of hell". If you hadnt noticed I hated that bitch. Not becuase that she was mean but because she warded off my sexual advances when I was 10 years old. I could have given the world to her in but she was not content enough since it would have had to come in very small pieces times a billion times. So now I sit here wondering why my potty mouth has taken hold of me and their is only one trues answer I can think of. These fucking tortilla chips are way to salty.

I am glad I made you laugh dr. satan. I have been trying for so many years and now I can finally leave this world for my mission has been completed.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

Hows that liver feeling you bitch. Is it new or shiny??? Does it do better email??? Hell nawh. Its a liver you bought that someone else needed but since you are rich you got it first.

Fuck you Steve Jobs and your iPAD. If it is anything like my POS ipod that had to be sent in three times for battery repair then I say............"Ima no thank you very fuckin much" as JarJar Binks would say. You have raped the consumer market to buy your shiny shit for long enough so that you could fund your secret science of creating a new race of California Rasins that can sing 90's songs and they carry bigger dried grape cocks. I am so sick of you shit. I will put my Blackberry up to your iPhone for a device war and mine will beat your fucking ass. It is because you are a pretty bitch and mine is war torn and scratched from the ends of the world. Yours is nothing and the ATT service fucking sucked on it. You fucking raped me Steve. Your device boar its way up the ass of the USA and the world and we cant take it anymore. Fuck you...........fuck your crap........and fuck your new liver. iThis mother fucker.

http://www.apple.com/

Device anger is best served luke warm with a side of mentos and Mad Dog 20/20


dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

its another day in hellspawn land but everything is so far well. the sun is hidden and jack frost is probing all of our asses with cold ice cicles. I dont hate winter but sometimes it hates me. Why else would I slip and fall on ice when it could have been an older lady in front on me. Irony you say. I say BS..............that old bitch had it coming and I got the shaft. I would have to say that 97% of old people over the age of 85 have already made the final morph into their demon shell. Havent you ever seen Gza Gza Gabor. She is another demon I have pointed out that needs to pass on so that the World and the Yellow Brotherhood could be at a better place.

I am bringing back the option for donations to the Yellow Brotherhood. This fund will help get our members to places such as Germany to help spread our word. The last guy we sent to Somalia has not come back yet but we know now for the future that you dont send rich white people to Somalia. Who knew. Here is some Yellow Brotherhood history. Evita Peron had written the "Yellow Brotherhood" name in the inside of her panties.

dh

[Dr.Satan]

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

Evita Peron had written the "Yellow Brotherhood" name in the inside of her panties.

dh

so she could wipe her ass with the yellow brotherhood each and everyday!

[Iggy]

That's pretty sick if she wipes her ass with her panties......

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

Except for some sick fetish shit that only occurs on the border of the Czech Republic. She wrote that it there to help keep her cooter warm and fuzzy with a touch of Yellow Sunlight in which is the truest form of the Brotherhood. It also help tickled her fancy. Her buddy did not like it but that is why he was assasinated in Dallas, TX.

dh

[Hype]

where do you get the inspiration for typing this shit

[s0undch4s3r]

Originally Posted by Hype

where do you get the inspiration for typing this shit

I dunno but it sure is funny shit. He has an abstract mind.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

It reminds me of beef jerkey. The more you eat it the more you are tempted to eat more different flavors. The inspiration of the Yellow Brotherhood is life itself and to be able to control every aspect of it under the laws of the Yellow Brotherhood. Walking outside and seeing all of the bright and smiling faces who look bad at me as they jump for joy since our economy is still not back and they have no jobs. I can see they just fucking thrilled that we spent millions fighting global warming when it is just mother nature being a whore and fucking with us. I swear to god I hate that bitch. She fucks with the weather for ten years and we are all running around like chicken little with our dicks hanging out screaming "they sky is falling". Whenever I see someone in chicago on the street calling for the end of global warming I just wanna kick the shit out of them. In a good way. Not to be mean but to kick the shit out of them to set them straight. Now I here about these scientists getting caught for falsifying documents and research about global warming. Funny thing is I live in chicago and it is fucking colder then shit. Fuckin Texas got more snow then ever and as it seems to Al Gore and his group that it is warmer. Thank God For fucking idiots.

I do recommened that all single males jump on the cause of global warming to get laid by hot chicks. I recommend you jump on every stupid ass cause if you are single. It is a great way to bond with women even if you what to club a seal and to kick the shit out of a "Happy Feet" penguin. I dont hate animals at all but they all hate me with their evil eyes and minds filled with filth thoughts of pornography and Naurto episodes. Now I do plan to start helping the environment by using mushed up boiled bodies of terrorists to power my new technology of the automoblie. It is called "flesh power". All you need is two parts dead terrorists, a shot of jager and two cups of Tide detergent. I havent heard yet if the EPA is going to allow the bilogical waste that comes out of the muffler or not as of yet. If you want to get attention try submitting that to the patent board. That was a rough fucking hour of questioning.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

I havent been able to play FF for like fucking forever know because of all the hours I am working and it is starting to affect my life. It has been two months now almost and I am at the point that I am walking around tagging walls with my spray paint as I was in the game. I walk by the homeless to let them know I could easily rocket jump over their asses and I have been in contact with a weapons smith to build me some conc nades for me to be able to jump really really really far. The only problem is that it uses force of the explosion which may cuase problems since I will be flying far but in fucking pieces.

I trully miss the days I could play FF late at night in my room when my wife and kids were asleep so I could focus on playing in the nude. It was a refreshing feeling for all to know that when I sniped you my ass was naked. Being naked helps with low mouse drag and it also allows me to play while I sit on the edge of a 5 gallon bucket to take a shit or piss and not to miss a beat. Sure. Some of you will think this is going to far but how far will you go to be the best. I am willing to go the distance with the Yellow Brotherhood so please join up today. We are offering a free chance for you to donate with every membership so that Iggy can make his way over to Germany to live. You can also donate to my two favorite charities.

http://stillpointesanctuary.org/adopt/
http://www.llamasanctuary.com/

I dont love all animals but I do love Yellow Llamas. That is why we should be focusing on these causes rather then the state of our education program. Why worry about what kids are eating these days at school or what type of schooling they are getting when you could be helping a male and female Llama to be able to sit around ad eat and fuck all day in an secured environment. Who in the fuck wouldnt want to do that? Save a fucking Llama today.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

No hair on the creamy pink center and huge tits. Now you say what does this have to do with books and I say my dear friend. EVERYFUCKINGTHING. I will show you why. Without sex people wouldnt read because people are only reading because they are bored and cannot have sex at that time. If their was no sex people would want to die and if people that want to die would not be reading fucking books. It is simple as that. My book of the month club is a tale of decipet, sex and assasinations. That is why I have chosen to promote "My Fair Lady". It has everything from a whore who cannot talk right to a gentlemen who teaches her how while he digs her out. It is a modern romance for the 1800's. I would let you borrow my copy but it is helping my computer desk stay level at the moment by being jammed underneath one of its legs,

I do like books and they do server many purposes but I just wish they had more of a physical function to them then just being letters connected into crafted sentances. It you open a book and just look at it without reading it so will see "jesus that is fucking dumb and serves no purposes what so ever". Now it is good toilet paper in a crunch but who doesnt like to wipe their ass with some Hardy Boys investification novels. I guess I am too hard on them but who gives a fuck since they cannot do anything about it. You can scream and them all day long and they will not say a god damn word. Try that on your wifey or significant partner to see how that goes. I guess the point I am trying to make is to go and live life and if you want to die a slow fucking death then read all of the time.

This was a public service announcement sponsored by the Xbox 360 Council and the Blind Council.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

The winter olympics has begun and after watching the opening ceremony I could only imagine the person who was in charge of the artisic directon was found this morning by a self-inflicted gunshot wound. It was terrible. There were no naked chics or zombie dogs like Canada had promised years back. It was so fucking boring and who in the hell knew that Gretzky was a Canuck??? First time I have ever heard of it. I thought he was from Boston. Anywho the games have begun and my predicitions is that the USA will tale 250 gold medals this year. Just a prediction is all I have to say. There are alot of female althetes that are very beautiful and to waste all their time playing sports when they could be shacking up with rich guys sounds retarded in my book. If you are a masculine dyke then play sports......if you are not.........dont. The WNBA comes to mind when I think about it. A bunch of carpet munchers who slam dunk on each other before and after the game. *sick* the chills just went down my spine. Seeing Lisa Lobe naked taking it by some chick with 4 foot arms....*barf*.

Lets stick to the sports in general. The winter olympics and hot climate countries go together like Mike Tyson and any female. The shit does not mix well. Something is going to happen and the female is going to get the shit kicked out of her. I do remember the Jamacian bobsled team from Cool Runnings that was based on a true story that should have never been true. I loved the country that had no one competing but they sent a prospect anyways. God damn it would suck to be that guy at the parties. "Yeah I am just here fucking around.......I didnt make the squad or anyting....beer me mutha fucker". It would just be akward. Plus getting laid in the Plympic village without being a full fledged event athlete would be like trying to climb mount everest in flip flops. Sure it could be done.....but should you even try?

dh

[reaper18]

Is it manly to climb everest in flip flops?
Probably not.

[Leandros]

how is he still posting

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

I would fall on both sides because I am gratetfull that I can afford to put gas in my car but ungratefull that I had to use it to drive to fucking work. I dont mind working my heart in soul into a huge vat of warm bat guano but somejaabitch I get tired of paying all these taxes. You pay taxes to do anything these days. I heard that they are taxing the homeless profits here in Chicago 23% and they now have to fill out W-4's. It is going to be hard as hell for the IRS to find you with no phone, address or next of kin. Sometimes I imagine that when everyone goes to bed that the homeless raise up and rule the world while we sleep as they go on adventures into those cardboard boxes like they are walking into Narina. My wife thinks that I am just fucking retarded. She has no imagination. So I buy the homeless liquor so that they can get drunk like they are in Narnia. Then the fuckin white witches in the Blue come to break it up with their batons and squad cars.

I think the police are buzz killers form the ninth gate of hell since we need them when they are helpfull but otherwise we want them to stay the fuck away. They are just like a 5 out of 10 booty call you had when you are young. You better answer the damn phone at 3 in the morning for drunken sex but dont be showing up any god damn time you want to. I will call otherwise leave me the fuck alone. Same thing goes for the police. I have a few police friends that I always ask them if they have arrested and minorities lately and the funny thing is they are both black. They always say "yes" which makes it unfunny like they are backing "THE MAN". I dont mind getting the shit kicked out of me by the cops as long as they have a jew, black jew, a chinese person, a hispanic and throw in a Hindu for good measure doing it. Keep the arabs out because they will want to cut my head off in the head. I can imgaine the court room looking like Disney's "It's a small world" all over again. I fucking love that ride except for the premature ejaculations that Minnie gives me.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

i have been asked by many on when this thread is going to end and fade away like the Jonas Brothers musical talent. I have always explained that this thread would die once the world was coming to an end based on the predicitons of the Heavens Gate group. The problem with that is that most of them commited suicide in 1995 way before the thread opening so I am going to play it by year. Who knew you could die and you spirit could jump a ride on a comet. That is about as believable as getting the chance to sleep with Charo. Sure it could happen and it might be fun but who are you going to tell? http://www.heavensgate.com/

Now back to the importants such as since I am a Yellow Brethren I have the natural personality to want to help people. This has cuased me to start on my life long journey of becomming a doctor. I was looking at a two month commitment before I started my own practice until I found out it took at least 8 years. I said fuck that and bought a Medicine man book that details the works and the art of a real dr. who lives in the Rainforest. I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT SEAN CONNERY. So once I am done with this book I send a letter to the Amazon and they medicine man signs it with a Notary Public as a witness. It can take a year or so to get back since the postal service in the Amazon fucking sucks so that is why I support the cutting down of it to make wood and toothpicks.

dh

[mervaka]

wow, this is still going?