TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas

[Iggy]

I'm gonna rub some Indian Head nickles together..... just for good luck, you see.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

I am here and you are here now reading so here we sit in the waiting game. I am typing and as I ponder why the Ben and Jerry owners are such fucking queers I decide that this is the Yellow Brotherhood hour. Yes it has been many moons and shitty movies have come out since I have posted on the Brotherhood but the time is now. We are still needed in this world to take over what is rightfully ours and to look in the eyes of the simple man to let him know that we are only taking whats rightfully his because we can manage it better. Dont thank us for it is our job and we love doing it. There are so many ways that the Yellow Brotherhood could help mankind this holiday season that I am coming up with none right now but I fukin know there is something we can do. We can help decorate a tree in the front yard of the richest person in town and once he comes out to thank us we mug him for money to give to the poor. Once the poor has it they can buy some shit in which the rich person owns thus he gets his money back. It is a funny circle of life if you think about it and Elton John can go suck a dick. Ahhh gross because he probally does. So stand tall my brethern and help those in need. I went around all day and hugged random strangers in Chicago who looked like they needed it. I hugged random gangmembers, police officers, bikers, Obamas queer army and lastly some nuns. The nuns made me feel uncomfortable so next time I will sway away for them. Regardless give a hug or some money for a toy for a kid in need. Kids are our future and if our future is running the world we will need as many of them as we can get. SO GIVE THE A FUKIN TOY ALREADY...........

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

people tend to ask me how does it feel. Some think something is great can be easily written down on electronic paper. I will be the first one to tell you it is not. Imagine being at the best buffet you have ever been too filled with the hottest naked porn stars just waiting for you to finish eating to jump your bones. That does not even come close the the great feeling of being in the Yellow Brotherhood. To imagine something that is 100 times better then that is hard to imagine for a mortal man. I am thinking about buying a Yellow Llama and having a petting zoo take care of him for me. To think how it would be to have a live reminder that we are the greatest group of Brothers ever. I am writing the White House to change the offical mascot from an Eagle to the Llama. It needs to happen now. When people look into the eyes of a Llama they feel the strength and the power of the most beautiful creature ever. I am waiting for the Orcas to show me up by keeping a live whale but I seriously doubt it will happen. People think the colors are dead as of now and I will be the first to tell you that you are fuked up. We are as rome and we shall never fall.

Viva the revolution.

TO THE TYB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

I am pissed off at valve that the source engine cannot host a 64 vs. 64 FF map on 2fort. Can you imagine 128 players going head to head in intense battle. Hell fukin yeah I can. That is at least 30 snipers and 30 SG's so I am talking about something magical like some Harry Potter shit. If I could be granted three wishes they would run at............

1. Be finacially stable
2. Have the ability to host a 128 player 24/7 2fort server
3. Be able to have an SG that goes up to 20 build levels
4. Create the first hispanic and black FF characters to give more diversity to the game.
5. Have the snipers junk be three times bigger since anyone who snipers has a bigger slong then anyone.
6. Create a 2nd fatty class that is a female. Fatter with huge tits like the wife of Duane "Dog" Chapman the Ozzy insipred bounty hunter who resides in Hawaii while he catches petty criminals.
7. Create the first Jon and Kate 8vs8 tourney that would rock UGC's cranium. What ever team wins gets to sleep with either Kate or John Gosslin. I hope for fucks sake that everyone chooses Kate.

Thats all I have for now. I would also wish that Oprah's fat ass would go mute but that is an impossiblity. I dont think even a Genie could shut her fat ass up. Since I am on this Alladin theme kick at the moment I am googling naked pictures of Jasmine.

dh

[Elmo]

if you had used paragraphs a bit more then I might have read at least one of your previous 3 posts...

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

I spent two fuckin weeks crafting that whimsickle post that ran off of your tounge like a simple lick from one lesbian to the next on the pearl tounge. With that you blast my form of not using the proper sentance structure in which was crafted by the freemasons and the rapists of the world. They raped the world into using words and commas and then they were done they money shot that into the face of all.

I dont like getting shat on and you shouldnt either...........

down with the Soviet Union........

dh

[Elmo]

I know this is the chat section and all but doe this guy every say anything worth reading? lol

[Hawk Eye]

Originally Posted by Elmo

I know this is the chat section and all but doe this guy every say anything worth reading? lol

I think so. Every once and a while I will read one of dh's posts and be warmed as the great yellow sun warms this section of the Earth each morning.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

To my brother from another mother thrice removed and excommunicated. The word of DH is something more powerfull then mere words alone that are arranged in a non-sequential order. I do mean to come off as a biased asshole with a major inkly to rid the world of insanity but what the hell. I am here to stay and I will continue to spread my creamy goodness like Skippy peanut butter on a nice piece of 7 grain gulten free bread.

I hate to be a pest that buzzes in your ear but a consience is a bitch so next time read with your eyes wide open to the light. Let its yellow ways spin a yarn of warmth around your heart and keep it away from you adult parts since that is just fuckin gross. To be on a level as the Brotherhood you must understand that one very thing that I cannot teach you what it is for if I did you would replicate that one thing and start some other version of the Yellow Brotherhood...........possibly the Sunny Brotherhood or the Daisy Brotherhood. There are many different Yellow shades in the spectrum. Pick out one for yourself and insert it directly into your soul. Take my word for it that I mean this literally and do not try to shove a shade of yellow up your ass. You will feel enlightened but that is because pain makes you feel all types of different emotions. Try a prostitute with a 16oz bottle and some Ky jelly and see me in the morning.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

It is the Yellow Brotherhood foundation that needs you money for our members. This is a way to say thanks to all members and myself for basically helping to raise all of the youth that reside here on the FF forums. There are so many teens that have grow into adulthood here on these forums with the help of the Yellow Brotherhoods guidence. Where would so of these youths be now without it?

Some parents are going to take the credit themselves which is bullshit for we have gave something more then they could have ever provided. We gave knowledge with substance that helped mold you into the human beings you are today. We are not Charles Barkely. We are role models who walk in the light standing tall for each other. So when you get the xmas money this year remember to give back to the Brotherhood that raised you from a blink of sunlight to a full fledged ray. We only take cash donations and checks made out to the "The Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas Non-Profit Foundation of its Members Standing Tall within the Light". If you do not have enough room on the check just make it out to "TYBOLNPFOIMSTWTL".

This payment is tax deductible and will not be used to feed a child. So give back to where the money is due. We have members that need to move to Germany to spread the Yellow love and joy over there. We have members that need to fly to Las Vegas to spread the Yellow love all of the hottest call girls on the strip. We have small towns and villages out there who have never heard of us and they need their over 18 women implanted with the Yellow seed of love. These are but a few examples so I implore you to give back this holiday season.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

I just had a few come to the door to give me the path to see the light to walk with god as they qouted Joseph Smith. They claim he was closer to god then anyone before and I had to ask him wasnt he the guys with the magic seer stones? They said "yes" and I explained I had problems with guys with magic rocks. If they could do some type of magic trick with rocks then I am all ears but dont come back without the magic. I dont mean a 6'+ tall blackman who is HIV positive and good at basketball. Magic Johnson should have died like 10 years ago but he is rich and even rich people cant die from aids. It is written in out constituion. It is right behind the amendment about giving strippers more then $10 for a laptop dance. So what if she is naked $10 is allot of money.

I would like stippers more if they were free and if they would leave me alone. There is nothing more enticing to me then a chick who wants my money pestering me to spend it on her. What a good fucking time that is. I could stay at home to get that without paying $20.00 at the front door. I also love the $10 a mixed drink to help out the starving waitresses and bar owners. God I hate strip clubs........you should be able to go in with $5 to get fucked up and 10 dances and then it would be a place to goto. I have friends who drop hundreds and thousands of dollars at them to leave with blue balls or wet underwear. I still dont get it but also I still dont get people who like to have their asshole licked.

Back to the Jehovahs witnesses. What in the fuck did they witness that was so important they have to go door to door bothering people every two months. We know about you and if we liked you we would show up at your temple or whatever shit you call it. I did ask why Mormons couldnt eat pork and they said they could. I asked what about beef and they exclaimed that was okay as well. How can I trust people who eat the same shit I do.

dh

[Iggy]

Remind me to relate the story of what I did to some of those JW's back in the day.

I haven't been bothered by them since.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

many things have happened and many things have changed in this new year. It is now my goal to gain the addresses of all of the Bankers of Wall Street and to post their addresses on an internet dedicated web site so that the will of man may visit there homes. With this website you will get directions, maps and possible property layouts to these men who continue to wipe people clean. This will be the greatest website that mankind has ever layed eyes upon. It will be a listing to do with as you feel is just.

dh

[Hype]

ALL HAIL TEH KING

[Iggy]

DH, you need to Tweet more.

[Backstaber]

Hey DH, you going to put this all in a book eventually, right?

[Dr.Satan]

Every time I start thinking "hmm, haven't heard from DH in a while, maybe he finally left," you come back

[Hawk Eye]

Originally Posted by Dr.Satan

Every time I start thinking "hmm, haven't heard from DH in a while, maybe he finally left," you come back

Fixed that up for ya.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

such as this thread. Even working 80 hours a week since we had to lay people off I am still trying to continue the work of the Yellow Brotherhood. It is hard to do but fuck it is for the bettermeant of the world. I am thinking about donating shirts to the homeless that say "The Yellow Brotherhood" on the front/back and in the inside in case they try to wear it inside out. It will start a revolution and then I will end up on the today where I will masterbait in front of the asian chick. Sure the world will ask....Why in the fuck did DH masterbait in front of the asian chick and how does that promote the Brotherhood. Well it doesnt in anyway so fuck you Matt Laurer. I dont mind Roker because anyone that can make millions a year not being a funny weatherman then I say "You go boy".

Tonight I sit down to my two favorite movies back to back which are "Saw V" and "How Stella got her Groove back". Nothing more fantastic to the eyes then horror followed by a over 40 sister trying to get laid. I can feel the two mixing right now like piss and cottage chesse just waiting to make me throw up. So please clap with my for the state of the USA and the great health plan we are going to pay for and not get possibly. Thats like you and your friends getting in together to buying blowjob from a hooker for a guy who cannot afford one. Sure it is a nice jesture but dont you need your dick sucked too? I am sorry for my potty mouth but the sewer is broken and ima leakin.

dh

[Dr.Satan]

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

Why in the fuck did DH masterbait in front of the asian chick and how does that promote the Brotherhood. Well it doesnt in anyway so fuck you Matt Laurer. I dont mind Roker because anyone that can make millions a year not being a funny weatherman then I say "You go boy".

this was the first time you ever made me laugh dh...good job!