TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

I guess I have been playing FF more then ever once I have found a home for the time being on the Talos server. Sure I am waiting and so is Father Guido on our Talos members only jackets but they will come soon. I am leaning towards a Yellowish Golden one that states Darken + Talos = Love. So far I have been getting alot of response from the fashion community on it so look for me at a runway near you. There is just something about being able to swear when I am getting raped by :e0:JayMofomills and his piping ass on any god damn command point capture maps. Here is the scenerio.

I am a scout. I grab the flag and run to the next point and die. Jay lays down 8 yellow pipes. Waits for me to grab flag again and blows me up. This happens like 30 fuckin times in a row for like 10 mintues. Does it make my pussy hurt? Yes it does but I have to freedom to say
"Jay I hate you and your fucking pipping ways". Does it make me feel better. Hell yes it does and we respond by using 5 engy's on the next map of Monkey. Does :e0:JayMofoMills accpet this tatic. Hell no!!!!!! He is pissed that we are abusing engies and that the map should have a limit on them. Well with 5 engys we rape them without lube and studded condoms but the next map :e0:JayMofoMills plays and engy on KSour and rapes us. You see how the good and the bad plays out in FF and the irony of it all. It is all about Yin and Yang and the good versus evil. It all of these cases we were the good and :e0:JayMofoMills ass was the evil bad guy every damn time but the good of FF overcame this and stopped him temporarily.

I do not hate :e0:JayMofoMills of the way he plays but I would appreciate him more if he played on a different server that was locked and he is the only one with the password. That would make me feel a whole lot better to know that him and his pipping ass is only harming himself and not others. My favorite speech ever..........

"I have a dream..........that one day :e0:JayMofoMills will stop his god damn pipping demo fuckin ways and play as a defensive scout on command point capture maps. For the sake of all players alike take my advice. Talos is my home for now but that doesnt mean that I will not stop by someone elses house to make myself a sandwhich, grab and beer and sit down to take a shit soon on your toilet. Except for Old Timers servers who have perm banned me for taking a shit on their toilets forever.

dh

[MonoXideAtWork]

I hope you get the sand out of there some day, you're starting to to develop pearls.

[Iggy]

Green is the colour of jealousy.....

[reaper18]

Originally Posted by Iggy

Green is the colour of jealousy.....

Green is the color of greed
Yellow is the color of corruption

[Etzell]

Red the color of hate, blue the color of despair.

Black is the color of power.

[Everything]

Couldn't red be power as well? Because, well, besides FF group wise, the color itself doesn't really present itself in a good way. Blood, fire, explosives, et cetera, though, I'm going off course here.

I suppose hate fits, but I was going towards power myself, with black being something else, uh... dominant.

[reaper18]

Originally Posted by Kenny

Couldn't red be power as well? Because, well, besides FF group wise, the color itself doesn't really present itself in a good way. Blood, fire, explosives, et cetera, though, I'm going off course here.

I suppose hate fits, but I was going towards power myself, with black being something else, uh... dominant.

no. etzell is right, black is power, red is hate.

[[AE] 82694]

[Iggy]

Originally Posted by reaper18

no. etzell is right, black is power, red is hate.

That is SO racist!! You should be ashamed of yourself.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

the "Last of the Mohicians" because it was such a great movie. I have recently watched it while heavily drinking and it was insane how ironic to day to day life it trully was. For those who havent watched it here is the jest of it.

The Mohicans are an alien based group of men with long hair who travel to the earth and become stranded when their flux capacitor breaks down. While stuck on earth the blend themselves into the native american culture where they fight with super natural powers such as the speed of a puma, strength of a bear, eyes of the hawk and etc. With these powers combined they are also able to call upon and individual know as Capt. Planet who helps them fight off the evils of men they face. There are two love stories of the alien sect and the women of the earth in which was well done and not to mushy. There is a scene where the women gives birth to a half-human, half-mohician who they call Kashbar in which is very emotional. To see them trade their land that they fought for some shiny trinkets was trully sad but it shows that even with super powers dumb is still dumb.
I give this movie 4.5 out of 5 stars

On another note i have be absent from the FF servers for a fews days to reflect on never playing 1 vs 2 on mushy if you are concerned about stats. Stats makes you who you are and since skill is not directly based to them obivoulsy since i am one of the greats they still do not help other peoples opinions. That is why I am demanding that in FF 2.5 that people are allowed to manually modify their own stats on any server they desire. This is the only way to save FF right now.

dh

[reaper18]

Originally Posted by Iggy

That is SO racist!! You should be ashamed of yourself.

dont hit me mommy

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

that one day that all FF servers will be filled to the top with players of average skill levels and in that dream I have answered my very own question on how to do it. Since homeless bums do not have jobs then why dont they spent their time killing noobs on pubs. What could be better for FF then that. I mean they have the time and when they are not drunk I think it would be possible. I am exicited but a few problems stand in our way. I was going to get them laptops to start playing in chicago and I have handed 10 of them out but it seems those SOB's just sell them for crack and liquor thus not increasing the FF population. That burned the hairs on my ass but that was nothing when I found one of them playing a binding key fukin demo. I will continue to increase the community be mailing out cupcakes and by only attacking players verbally 50% less then I do now.

I did have a player the other day call me a fuckin prick and a waste to the game of FF. I can only say that is the last time I will ever invite my mom to a server and have her join the other team. What can I say.....3 headshots and a combo breaker and that noob was owned. I am holding my head high but I think I have been uninvited from xmas. Also a fact that most people wont know about me. I am married with four kids and a dog in which that makes 6 people in my house who are trying to off me with daily mental abuse. I would turn to drinking but even the alcohol is scared of getting to close to me in this environment and it evaporates instanly. When you sit back and think that nothing is going right then you need to stop by a non-24 Hardess at 2am and scream at the front of the store since they are not open.

dh

[MonoXideAtWork]

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

that one day that all FF servers will be filled to the top with players of average skill levels and in that dream I have answered my very own question on how to do it. Since homeless bums do not have jobs then why dont they spent their time killing noobs on pubs. What could be better for FF then that. I mean they have the time and when they are not drunk I think it would be possible. I am exicited but a few problems stand in our way. I was going to get them laptops to start playing in chicago and I have handed 10 of them out but it seems those SOB's just sell them for crack and liquor thus not increasing the FF population. That burned the hairs on my ass but that was nothing when I found one of them playing a binding key fukin demo. I will continue to increase the community be mailing out cupcakes and by only attacking players verbally 50% less then I do now.

I did have a player the other day call me a fuckin prick and a waste to the game of FF. I can only say that is the last time I will ever invite my mom to a server and have her join the other team. What can I say.....3 headshots and a combo breaker and that noob was owned. I am holding my head high but I think I have been uninvited from xmas. Also a fact that most people wont know about me. I am married with four kids and a dog in which that makes 6 people in my house who are trying to off me with daily mental abuse. I would turn to drinking but even the alcohol is scared of getting to close to me in this environment and it evaporates instanly. When you sit back and think that nothing is going right then you need to stop by a non-24 Hardess at 2am and scream at the front of the store since they are not open.

dh

but we already have 50bmg.

<3 my fitty.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

not to be impersonated by other dicks who may blog or update their sites with feelings and shit. This thread is a little more then what people think and since an explanation has been asked I am going to give it. The Yellow Brotherhood is a secret cake mix that has been past down generations. No one exactly knows the recipe but most try to replicate and fail. We are the fuckin bakers of FF and baking cakes with secret recipes is what we do.

It is almost that time of year that I go around and hand out free booze to the honeless again this year so please donate. Get a Homeless Drunk campaign of mine is very dear to my heartr. They might also want somne weed so please help us furnish that as well. During the holiday season millions go sober since they have no money to drink. We can help these people get real fucked up and happy. Once 1/5th can change a mans life and you could be that person to help.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

I am tired of it at the moment but lets revisit why I have not been on the forums as of lately. I have been busy as hell at work since they feel like putting your nuts in a vise and squezzing them flat to be microwaved and fed to a starving whore is okay in these bad times. Does it suck yes it does but I am lucky to have a job. I have been trying to play FF more and more and I have become quite the sniper since that is everyones fav class. Nothing like walking across the yard to get shot by someone hiding from you. There is really a peace that comes over someone while playing sniper and to use the auto rifle is just priceless. They should have 2x the nades they do now.

I am also awaiting the xmas games that I will have no time to play but that doesnt mean that I cannot sleep with them next to my pillow. There are so many games and so little time to play that I am going to start recording FF matches and then save them for podcast to be viewed on the drive to work. I also did contract the h1n1 virus and other then my nuts smelling like bacon I seem to be okay. Who would have thunk that I would have contracted through humans then when I had vaginal sex with a female pig at a petting zoo two months ago. I dont believe that I am contagious except for the puss dripping from the whites of my eyes. I will survive and will come back faster and stronger then ever. The Yellow Brotherhood keeps blossoming like the bossoms of a 23 year old porn star with perky nips. We are at our best right now and I see nothing but greatness in our future. I did have a friend tell me that he did think he saw aliens the other night and I asked him if he was close to Home Depot.

The funny thing about the joke is he is one of my best friends and of latin descent. See how you can have fun with stereotyping on your friends???

dh

[reaper18]

bacon-smelling nuts is a common sign of a fat chick fetish.
if you wake up with custard on your dick CALL THE ER IMMEDIATELY

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

damn its been a long time..............

so much has happened...........

so little time to talk about it.............

I thought about getting a new job until I realized that there was none currently out there. I have looked but fucking shit there is nothing and IL is in its worst 29 year unemployment ever. Well so now what do I bitch about. How about cambells soup and how much it sucks so god damn bad. There chicken noodle soup has less then one ounce of chicken with three noodles in a can of broth. I cant stand it but I will deal with it as long as I am broke. Who would think that raman noodles would become a huge hit again. I like that bacon ham flavored. You take an orginal pack and cook it up with two tablespoons of bacon grease and you got a meal. It will stick to your guts faster then bart dart in a game of 301. Now I have been trying to get out more such as leaving to get groceries on the weekend but I am tired of looking at people for now. I wish you could schedule your own private shopping trip in the store. Just think on how fast that would take. You wouldnt have to wait on anyone and you could get in and out.

Thanksgiving month is here and I am already fiening for BBQ turkey on a spit. That juicy meat.....dripping..........with the smokey savoring smell. That makes a fat girl hotter then gravy frozen freeze pops. Its almost here!!!!!!

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

One of my friends told me today that Islam is one of the most peacefull religions there are. I asked him that someone needs to let them know that before they kill someone else. I am tired of these muslim killing innocents but when we accidently kill their innocents they cry for Allah. I say fuck them all for all I care. I dont see enough of them coming out to go against the bad muslims so I will throw them all in the same bucket to say ...FFFAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YOU!!! I really sick of them and I can see the trend again that so are the people I work with and live by. We are all getting sick of this whiny baby trend of walking on eggshells for this people when they dont do enough themselves to promote peace to stop the violence. I am done with these fuckin people and I wash my hands of them. If the US wants to go after them with supreme prejudice then I am okay with it. Whatever we need to do to kill the crazys I say fuckin do it by any means neccesary. This is no longer a war between us and other countries so do not foll yourself. It is now a war on religion and we all know who is going to win this in the end.

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

My new plan is to require that all illegal mexican immigrants are required to play FF to stay in this country. This will jump the mod players and give the illegals a chance to bond with the USA. I can see it now......a range of spnaish speaking fiesta pub servers with Marriachi music playing in the background as I snipe someones head off.

BTW.....bowling is my new favortie sport. I dont actually play but I go there to check out all of the rough around the edges women. If I could setup a teeth selling booth it would be there. I am not the most sensitive or polished individual in the world but who in the fuck is. Leonardo the Ninja Turtle best said it simply as............FUCK YOU RALPH!!!!

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

tomorrow is the day that we celebrate how the indians saved the white man with thanksgiving and they tought us how to survive. Once we shared the meal and thrived on the land we repaid they by wiping them off of the land except for a few in nevada and oklahoma. This just goes to show you that if someone else lands next to you and they have nor food and cannot survive that you do not eat with them or teach them how to farm. You wait until they are weak and starving and then you kill them. If they would have followed these simple steps our present would be an American Indian named Geronimo III Bush. A republican with good moral values who smokes paotea occasionally and sends us to war if it is dhrequired. I mix the american indians..............I am still said that Moccasins are out of style and the hot women that look like Pocahontas naked are hard to find. Indian chicks are hot and I dont mean the ones with a dot on thier heads. Lets make this Thanksgiving the most special ever and if you see a Pocohontas lookalike this Thanksgiving weekend you tell her thank you for her peoples struggles and then you ask to see her perky hills and small toothless beaver.

dh