TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas

[reaper18]

You ever think jesus had explosive diarrhea and caused a magnitude 3 earthquake?

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

it is a mouthfull but unfortunately it is hard to be precise when speaking of very important portions of life to not be specific. As a wall of text I see it as the beginning of a long standing document of truth that will be studied for generations to come. Someday I will transmit these messages for the radio waves shall travel to the heavens above causing all who have passed to read my messages as well. It is trully a great day when the minds of men can be combined and shared so that great things may manifest themselves into the untold beauty that blossoms that causes that sparkle in my eye to spawn ideas.

The truth is very ugly and raw. It is always served very cold without any flavoring for those who cannot swallow the truth without additivies or preservatives are not ready for what I have to bring.

dh

It is like having a great chirstmas where you wrap up your own present and forget what it is the next day to be 100% suprised. Its like Billy coming home from college to wake you and mom up by making shitty coffee in my 500,000.00 home. FUCK YOU BILLY!!!!!!!!!! GOT TO HELL WITH YOUR MAXELL HOUSE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

I have been a real life rant lately of not being able to afford an expensive good private school for my kids but all the rich familys can afford it. Anytime I see someone driving a Bentley, Lambo, Ferrai, Rolls Royce....etc......I literally go ape shit and fuckin scream at them as loud as I can. I really hate them for there kids being able to go so I am going to take a day off next week and to go by the school to scream at everyone. I was pulled to the side by a friendly officer the other day for my neighbors complaining but they are finally getting used to my eccentric like ways. Anyways I am sick of rich people being rich when I want to be just like them to have people like me hating myself. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The irony. I could taste my own hate towards myself.........hehehehehe. For now I will have to focus it upon others.

When StrawBerry Shortcake has problems and a headache all she does is squeazes her brain to release some fermented juice. Do not try this at home kids.

dh

10 mintues too long so I decided to announce my return again to this masterpiece that was created so many moons ago. I have decided that the only way you can tell a gay horse from other horses on a farm is to look for the one wearing a platinum blond wig and singing Barbara Streisend. I gave that to my cousin who lives on a farm. I live in the concrete jungle of chi town where you can find a half eaten still good deli sandwhich in the dumpster and edible as long as you take off the used hyperdermic needles off of it.

FF forums has been named as the 10th wonder of the world. If it would be possible for me to destroy the pyramids to get the FF froums to make the official list I would do it. i have allot of money when playing monopoly and when I play myself one on one it ends with a tie since I wont self myself my own properties. A new song came out today that is very good and I have listened to it like 10 times. Again their are pretty pictures and images all around use but I would rather experience over the net since it is cheaper on the bottom line.

dh

[reaper18]

Remember, we have cookies and soda in the break room if you infact plan on reading.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

reading takes the fun out of the movie. Why are movies not created and then books written about them. I am tired of these books to movies. I want f&cking movies to books. So what if I think that the Masons of the USA actually come from a rouge faction of ex-Hogwarts employees. I can prove it since I have actually listened to a fake meeting of masons that I have created myself. In that meaning many rituals and magical spells were crafted in the name of Zebo. Zebo was a powerfull being until I found out he was just a homeless whino I had visions of while I was throwing up in an alley and he didnt want me to get any puke on his trash bags. Regardless on how Zebo feels and why I bought him a steak dinner from McDonalds I still think that Scientology is the way to go if you are crazy and constipated. YOU TRY TO TAKE A SHIT WITH TOM CRUISE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS WHEN YOU FART IT SOUNDS LIKE THE WORD "ICEMAN".

dh

[greenday5494]

what is the purpose ofthis thread

[Everything]

Go to page 1.

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[Everything]

Oh shit, I must be hallucinating.

[פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ]

Originally Posted by Kenny

Oh shit, I must be hallucinating.

[Everything]

This thread was like a huge war, many fought hard with all their will against the yellow force, but few made it back to the end alive.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

A god damn war that took many lives......listen to this story while playing
Reaper18's fucking awesome tune of http://www.filefactory.com/dlf/f/61c.../Aeropagus_mp3

In the beginning times were tough with out past leader Zydell getting blasted by the likes of FrenchToast, DancingFool, SilverFox and others just to name a few. Zydell was standing strong for he only a few dedicated souls such as myself, Don and Mervaka who stood by him until he retired from the Yellow Llamas. Once retired he changed it into a democracy and myself and Mervaka got into it and the fire began. From the beginning the color factions turned on each other like rabid cannibals trying to carve our there own piece of FF. I did not want a piece but the whole damn thing so the Yellow Brotherhood was started with members who some still exist today and fight for what was rightfully ours. We spread our power using equality and might but still opposed it. Many Yellow brethren have fell and could not come back. Some have faded into the sunlight to someday appear again to relive the glory.

I still write and update this post for I feel the saga will never end and that our Brethren will not be FORGOTTEN!!!!!!!!!!! I am here...........The Forsaken King who bleeds Yellow from my very veins as my sun kissed tears have graced these past threads. I have bled for the Yellow Brotherhood and they have as well bled for me. Until the skies above from the volcanos of the Red Gazelles to the seas of the Blue Orcas..........or the Green Parrots of Pecking doom to the black loners. Never has man kind witness such an awesome force of power and do not think for one minute that the cause has ended. IT HAS ONLY BEGUN for what we started has filled the void in mens hearts that have searched this internet and they crave for more. We are no drug, we are no disease, we are the light in your hearts for no matter how much darkness exists................Light is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIGHT THY YELLOW FIRES AND BURN WITH THE POWER OF THE SUN AND DESTROY THOSE WHO TRY TO OPPOSE YOU....................

For they Yellow Gods...........we meet again...........we are your sons and I am darken Hellspawn.

dh

[GeoKill----->]

lol Those were good times though

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

If anyone reads entirely through this 81 paged book of the Yellow Gospel you are on the first official page of this great novel in real time. I see that most of everyone that had fought the Yellow Brotherhood have become site admins, forum admins, developers and etc....... where the Yellow Brotherhood members have not have those opportunitys. I say give someone on Yellow their proper respect and due and offer a seat at the admin table for them. I see it shall be me or pick another but a seat should be offered for we have bled more then any other color faction at this point. If a true truce between colors has to happen then we request no taxation without representation. WE WANT OUR VOICES TO BE HEARD!!!!!!!

dh

[Skanky Butterpuss]

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

I see that most of everyone that had fought the Yellow Brotherhood have become site admins, forum admins, developers and etc....... where the Yellow Brotherhood members have not have those opportunitys.

thats not a coincidence

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

THAT IS BS!!!!!!!!! I knew that there was always a conspiracy against us and it always feels good to know that I am right. The Yellow Brotherhood has bled for this game and these forums and none have gotten the respect they deserve and that is who I fight for.....them. Those who have not taken over when they could have for that they are the chosen ones. Those who are so humble even though they possess power the human mind cannot comprehend. You should be thanking your lucky stars that they approved you as a admin Skanky. You have real mental issues guy.

dh

[GeoKill----->]

Wow I merge so many post in this thread, the longest was a quad triple post

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

filled postings ever. I bled Yellow blood in that posting to give everyone an idea that they need to think about to spawn more ideas in their brain on the subject of ideas. It can get confussing such as how many Chinese can you pack into an Olympic Stadium????? I am guess only 10-20 since most of them are poor and wouldnt be able to afford tickets. I like the Olympics when they had cool sports like Roller Derby and Ass Clapping contests (Urban Club ritual). The opening cermony was decent at best but they should have had someone like MacGyver do it for a lot less. All he would have need would have been 5qts of oil, 400 naked chicks, box of Bisquick, tub of KY jelly and some duck tape and that shit would have been AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! I am talking about MacGyver making a real flying helicoter out of naked chicks and uses pubic hair to tie them all together. It could have been so awesome!!!!!!!! Anyways I do like Chinese people and their food since I tend to eat it everyweek or so but I am mad that they have tarnished the Olympics since communist governments are not very nice and since you cannot have sex in China until yo are 27 years old.

Here is my call to the Chinese Government.......You guys are fags. Stop being A-holes with little wangers. Let my people go...............

dh

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

and he would use it to text Barack Obama with stuff like "U R a Tool"....."Pulz shud up". "Crazy Muslims R Not Kewl". I am tired of Obama not paying his taxes and threatning to read from the Koran at the beginning of all Nascar races. Thats IS BS!!!!!!!!!!!

dh

[fishBurger]

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

threatning to read from the Koran at the beginning of all Nascar races.

[DarkeN_HellspawN]

that is all and nice and I do respet your views even though that you are wrong. Dont feel bad......people are wrong all of the time. Some have said that I took it to far on Obama. Well I say $%#$ them! Most people have given Obama a free pass and I live in Chi town so I know this guy. He is not a Saint nor a savior from heaven even though most think he shits are blessed and his money shot is liquid gold. I think not. He is not going to bring the world together or save mankind. Some people say I am racists but I voted for Alan Keyes once upon a time. Last time I checked he was much more a figure in respect of the political spectrum then Obama.

Remember.....I dont hate Obama...........I just hate his sociallistic views he has had since birth from his upbringing. Socialism doenst work!!! Ask anyone from Cuba or from Canada when you are waiting in line for a Dr. Appt and all of the good Doctors have moved to the USA. My family physician is Canadian and he left to make more money then the socialized plans would pay him.....imagine that.....people wanting to get paid.

So I say this to the Al Queda guy himself..........keep on killing babies and pushing to raise taxes to pay for universal health care. Hold on....why dont you go f%^& yourself Obama and stick with what you are good with....such as f%$%ing your R O B O T I C perfectly scripted wife. I swear to god if you spilled water on her she would erupt into a ball of sparks. I hate robotic terminator bitches with guns in their tits Austin power style.

dh

I cannot f%$king stand people who cry over Obama or cry during or after he is speaking. If you find yourself in this situation please for the love of GOD!!!!!!! DO NOT FUCKING VOTE BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!! Politics is an emotionless less task such as stock trading. If you cry you are either off balanced or a retarded bitch like Oprah. For Gods sake he is just a democratic running for office. He has produced no miracles other then stopping Gustav from destroying New Orleans since he willed it so. That fuckin Obama has less fucking talent the David Blaine and that is not even possible.

Remember this.......

Barack Obama ist a saint, god, prophet....etc. CHECK
Barack Obama comes from a city that is like #4 on the most corrupted states and cities (Chicago) behind Louisana (New Orleans), Michicagan (Detroit), Mississippi. CHECK


YOU DECIDE PUKES or UPSTANDING CITIZENS depending.

dh

You know who you are so why shall I even speak your worthless names. You think attacking me is going to do one good bit of good other then me to show you both up like hogs at a Stallion show then so be it.


I would have to say that the words "so far beneath me" really cannot say it all and I wish there was another word I could use to describe it but I am afraid it would lose its point since you would find it hard to read. No......I do not mean the word "dog" or "poop" since that would be way to easy for your feable minds to understand. I mean big people words that most of all here in these forums would get. Lets start.....

Bitch: This is a very powerfull word to describe the two of you since it is simple but powerfull. It helps show the readers that you would probally back down in prison and take it up the ass if needed since backbone and inegrity really lose their meaning for people like you while taking a money shot to the face in 6x6 cell.

Weak: This really helps everyone get a true meaning of your skinny arms and mind while you attack cancer threads while playing WoW. I am guessing that you probally had the shit kicked out of you quite often in school and I am sure it was rightfully just decision by others.

Puke: Since you probally smell and attract flies the same it is an easy word assocciation for people to compare you with. Puke really has no function once out of the body but to stink up the world. It could be compared to once you crawled out of your mammys twat since you still stink and server no real function. At least real puke can be cleaned up so that says to me that you guys really have no chance in hell.

Scared: This helps paint the picture of your thoughts when you sit back from jerking off after watching the jug of the week on www.fatjuggies.com and you are cleaning your keyboard off. You finally get that glimpse into the future on how bad it will be for morons like you thus you crawl underneath your bed and cry for people to help you make it better.

Pathetic: This is one of the easiest ones. You are nothing but wastefull space who everyone laughs at. It is too easy since that whiff of bad luck air is always following you around as a dark cloud such as Pig Pen with his dirt. It cannot be removed nor taken away for that is what makes you who you are. Unsuccessfull Peter Pan's who swear to never grow up since it would take actually take true stength that was excluded from your DNA.

Machimso: It is not that you have it but associating you with such a thunderous manly term is a joke within itself. How can a couple of pathetic, weak minded, scared, puke bitches ever come to close to obataining this. Lol......Guess what? There is no chance in hell that you will ever be associated with this type of term in your entire lives. The joke is that you still have hope that you will obtain it someday. It never gets old to see you try to crawl out of your holes to gain your place in the bright sun. It is too bad I have to kick you back to the bottom once again.

I have only begun.

dh

I have left it be for a month or so since I had nothing really to contribute that was benefical to the forums unitl my brain started creating thoughts and ideas again. I wasnt a wirters block but more of life grabbing me in a hetic chokehold will I am busy in every aspect in life but my brain has hit the meter in which I need to realize the thoughts into the world.

As I pour my thoughts into the river I hope these find you in your drinking water and open your eyes to the world with one gulp. I always wanted to lead an army against the evil mortal forces of the world and someday I will do just that. The Yellow Brotherhood will claim victory upon all but besides that the rabid infected sea trolls have no power over me and they never shall. In the theory of life there are many battles and earth sized tremorsthat try to rock our existence to keep us in check. Why does the world try to keep us in check?

Good Question.........

The reason behind it is that mother earth is scared of us. We have the weaponry to wipe the smile right off of this bitches mouth at anytime and she hates it. That is why she tries to battle us with hurricnes and tornados for she is trying to destroy our infrastructure. That bitch gave the arabs most of the oil since they could get rich off since they had nothing but sand. I dont take earths whining laying down nor just on paper. I look down at the trees and the ground when I walked and I talk down to her every minute I have free. Why do I do this? Because that bitch is out to kill us. She has tried to get me in a flood and a lightning strike before but I outsmarted that dumb whore and I promised after those days that this bitch will pay. She wants to f&^% with us I say we design a drill to impact the outer core of the earth to launch a 100 megaton nuclear bomb to teach her a lesson. Dont you even try not to think that this bitch does not play a direct hand in all earthquakes. She kills us in the masses and all we do is stand here and take it???? That is why I do not recycle at all. Why should I help out someone who wants to kill me?

That is a very good fucking question dh........

Do you help dress a murderer before he attempts to kill you? FUCK NO!!!! So why would you help out this bitch mother earth. There will be other planets we will inhabit someday and when the last one is gone to the new land I hope we can destroy this bitch once and for all. I want to watch it through the death star window as we blow this bitch up. I WILL GET EVEN YOU DUMB WHORE!!!!!!!! I WILL GET EVEN!!!!!!!!! I want everyone to join me in teaching this bitch a lesson she will never learn.. Without consquences this bitch has tried to erradicate us with everything she has............now it is our turn.

dh

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