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Circuitous · 03-09-2007, 11:01 PM

My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay

s0undch4s3r · 03-09-2007, 11:41 PM

FrenchToast · 03-10-2007, 09:52 PM

I found a bottle of booze in my basement that's 86% alcohol...

A drunken retard · 03-11-2007, 05:11 AM

So what is it whiskey, rum, beer, whine, shampane, huh?

Skanky Butterpuss · 03-11-2007, 05:18 AM

as if you know the difference

GeoKill-----> · 03-11-2007, 05:26 AM

Man I hate it when I sweaty balls

Nezumi · 03-11-2007, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrenchToast

I found a bottle of booze in my basement that's 86% alcohol...

Does it say 'denatured' on it? Don't drink it.

(Are you sure it's not 86 proof)

FrenchToast · 03-11-2007, 04:34 PM

No, it says 86% alc. vol.

There's no brand name or anything though.

w/e, it'll all be gone by tomorrow.

**mervaka** · 03-11-2007, 05:00 PM

ahahahaha watch the roads, i'll be king!

FrenchToast · 03-11-2007, 06:16 PM

Don't think that's legal, the steering wheel is on the wrong side.

**mervaka** · 03-11-2007, 06:19 PM

only because you guys drive on the wrong side!

Circuitous · 03-11-2007, 09:18 PM

What the hell, man, we INVENTED driving on the right side. You're the ones got it all backwards. JEEZ.

Everything · 03-11-2007, 10:15 PM

"You two just got Circuitous'd, Try Again!"

BumGravy · 03-12-2007, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrenchToast

No, it says 86% alc. vol.

There's no brand name or anything though.

w/e, it'll all be gone by tomorrow.

Surely just impure ethanol? Drinking anything above about sixty percent is really bad for you, in the way that it will just burn anything it touches on the way down (and back up)

darksoul · 03-12-2007, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s0undch4s3r

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMMfgWhm3g

haha, men in coats are fucking ace. they had a half hour set at reading 05 which was most amusing!

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_sAmWqD9TM

GeoKill-----> · 03-12-2007, 08:53 AM

LadyBug Sex
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BBjpgUy0TK0

FrenchToast · 03-12-2007, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BumGravy

Surely just impure ethanol? Drinking anything above about sixty percent is really bad for you, in the way that it will just burn anything it touches on the way down (and back up)

No, it's some kind of Spirit I think. I read up on the net that there's a 95% drink called a Rectified Spirit. I'm just surprised 'cause I"m pretty sure anything over 40% is illegal in Canada.

A drunken retard · 03-12-2007, 07:35 PM

Just checked my dad's bar here highest in his is we have is 43%. He doesn't own a bar but we have one in are basement.

RandomLetters · 03-12-2007, 08:05 PM

Yea it prolly doesnt work either

s0undch4s3r · 03-12-2007, 08:26 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_(alcohol)

I've had EverClear. THE highest alcohol content I've ever had.
I mixed it with mountain dew. You can run your car with it if
you ever run out of gas.

oh...this is good..

The name "Pink Lightning" or "Gozer" or "Pink Panty Dropper" is used to describe a drink that is one part Everclear and three parts pink lemonade.
The name "Three Mile Dick" refers to two shots Everclear mixed with a can of Brisk.
The name "Macho Jamaican" refers to Everclear or 151 rum mixed with Jolt Cola.
The name "Everbeer" refers to Everclear mixed in a bottle of Coors Light.
The name "Stealth Bomber" refers to Everclear mixed with a can of Natural Light.
A mixture of Everclear and Kahlua is known as the "Drunk Ninja."
A mixture of a fifth of Everclear, a 32 oz. bottle of Gatorade, and an 8 oz. can of Redbull in a Camelbak is refered to as "Tucker Death Mix," as created by author Tucker Max.

03-10-2007, 09:52 PM	#983
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I found a bottle of booze in my basement that's 86% alcohol... __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

03-11-2007, 05:11 AM	#984
A drunken retard Rifle Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	So what is it whiskey, rum, beer, whine, shampane, huh? Last edited by A drunken retard; 03-11-2007 at 08:40 PM.

03-11-2007, 04:34 PM	#988
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	No, it says 86% alc. vol. There's no brand name or anything though. w/e, it'll all be gone by tomorrow. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

03-11-2007, 05:00 PM	#989
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	ahahahaha watch the roads, i'll be king! __________________ Support FF:

03-11-2007, 06:16 PM	#990
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Don't think that's legal, the steering wheel is on the wrong side. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

03-09-2007, 11:01 PM	#981
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay

03-09-2007, 11:41 PM	#982
s0undch4s3r The guy you love to hate. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Under your bed Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times

03-11-2007, 05:18 AM	#985
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	as if you know the difference

03-11-2007, 05:26 AM	#986
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	Man I hate it when I sweaty balls

03-11-2007, 06:19 PM	#991
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	only because you guys drive on the wrong side! __________________ Support FF:

03-11-2007, 09:18 PM	#992
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	What the hell, man, we INVENTED driving on the right side. You're the ones got it all backwards. JEEZ.

03-11-2007, 10:15 PM	#993
Everything This is still alive? Wiki Team Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Naples, FL Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	"You two just got Circuitous'd, Try Again!"

03-12-2007, 08:53 AM	#996
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	LadyBug Sex http://youtube.com/watch?v=BBjpgUy0TK0

03-12-2007, 07:35 PM	#998
A drunken retard Rifle Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Just checked my dad's bar here highest in his is we have is 43%. He doesn't own a bar but we have one in are basement.

03-12-2007, 08:05 PM	#999
RandomLetters Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Yea it prolly doesnt work either

03-12-2007, 08:26 PM	#1000
s0undch4s3r The guy you love to hate. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Under your bed Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_(alcohol) I've had EverClear. THE highest alcohol content I've ever had. I mixed it with mountain dew. You can run your car with it if you ever run out of gas. oh...this is good.. The name "Pink Lightning" or "Gozer" or "Pink Panty Dropper" is used to describe a drink that is one part Everclear and three parts pink lemonade. The name "Three Mile Dick" refers to two shots Everclear mixed with a can of Brisk. The name "Macho Jamaican" refers to Everclear or 151 rum mixed with Jolt Cola. The name "Everbeer" refers to Everclear mixed in a bottle of Coors Light. The name "Stealth Bomber" refers to Everclear mixed with a can of Natural Light. A mixture of Everclear and Kahlua is known as the "Drunk Ninja." A mixture of a fifth of Everclear, a 32 oz. bottle of Gatorade, and an 8 oz. can of Redbull in a Camelbak is refered to as "Tucker Death Mix," as created by author Tucker Max. Last edited by s0undch4s3r; 03-12-2007 at 08:54 PM.

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