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Old 12-01-2005, 02:49 AM   #981
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just nail her in that position and prohibit her from turning her head. its not rocket surgery
Ok, good to go...
NEXT CHICK!
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:40 AM   #982
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just nail her in that position and prohibit her from turning her head. its not rocket surgery

couldnt have put it better myself

oh, and yea.........it could be worse


my buddy sent me this (who is mexican himself btw). should say "gangsters" imo
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:06 PM   #983
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*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

/me runs away
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:28 PM   #984
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My first contribution

EDIT:: Shax Next ones a 48 hour ban.

Let's see who wins.

Hair: Karen
Face: Karen
Tits: Kate
Hands: Karen
Tan: Karen
Body Shape: Karen
Feet: DEFINATLY Karen

Sometimes I wish Karen had Kate's tits, that'd be perfect.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:31 PM   #985
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OMG TURN OFF THE HEAT VALVE ITS GONNA BLOW
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:43 PM   #986
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Sh4x u will be very lucky to get away with that image..... even tho ive tossed off 5 times already to it,,, i think it might just be abit over the top breaking forum rules.
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Old 12-01-2005, 07:07 PM   #987
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Everything is covered up.
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Old 12-01-2005, 07:08 PM   #988
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Everything is covered up.
That's what I thought too.
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Old 12-01-2005, 07:21 PM   #989
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The only thing is, Kate has a cloven hoof...

...and, well... that's just nasty.

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Old 12-01-2005, 07:42 PM   #990
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the chick on the left made my lower abdomen burn than ache.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:43 PM   #991
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im not going to complain about having to bust out the zamboni on a totally waxed/shaven chick, but im gonna go with the on eon the right with the directional landing strip.
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Old 12-02-2005, 12:20 AM   #992
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*EXPLODES*

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Old 12-02-2005, 02:31 AM   #993
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im not going to complain about having to bust out the zamboni on a totally waxed/shaven chick, but im gonna go with the on eon the right with the directional landing strip.
My girl gets the brazilian wax...omfg its so smooth...i love it....its smooth for like a month or more....oh so nice....
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:02 AM   #994
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My wife is 19 and she's all laser shaved. It's like fuckin 2000 bucks but well worth it if you do it while you're still young. Seriously, before her I had never seen a true shaved pussy. It's so beautiful. I would have problems going back to a girl that's hairy between the legs.
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Old 12-02-2005, 03:43 AM   #995
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Mine goes the natural way, razor.

I heard the laser thing isn't permanent. Why would you spend that much for just a year or so?
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Old 12-02-2005, 04:01 AM   #996
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my girl does the razor as well. i think im gonna talk her into the wax job eventually.

and yeah, going from a nice clean shaven chick to a hairy broad is horrible. its a good thing i had bacardi 151 there to keep me from gagging. ironic.
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Old 12-02-2005, 06:22 AM   #997
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naw, i still like the directional. ide hate to slip off and break something. LOL
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Old 12-02-2005, 06:43 AM   #998
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I thought the more expensive laser treatments were forever...my girl is not sure about it, I think she should get it but she wants to read more about it and make sure in 10 years she isnt going to get cancer or some fucked up shit. Am i right about the expensive treatment being permanent? Because a brazilian wax costs like $24 bucks and lasts a solid month, so thats what 12x24=288 + .06 sales tax = $305.28 for a years worth of bald pussy.

She said it hurt the first two times, but now its all good. I love it that she has NO hair anywhere down there.....you know what im talkin bout!
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:00 AM   #999
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VampiricuS' girlfriend says:

"According to the FDA lasering is not considered a permanent hair remover but rather hair reducer and it requires several treatments over time to just reduce the hair to about 80 to 90 percent. There is no real way to remove hair permanently unless you remove all hair growing tissue permanently and the only way to do that want to give yourself a third degree burn or under go several treatments of electrolysis. So if you really want hair to be permanently removed, are willing to spend A LOT of money, and endure some serious pain (worse than getting a tattoo on the underside of your arm near the armpits), the look into electrolysis."
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:03 AM   #1000
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Shax Next ones a 48 hour ban.
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