05-18-2007, 08:58 PM | #841 |
Fat kids are hard 2 kidnap
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Lol you take him way too seriously.
He's comparative to this. ----> . <---- About as threatening as that too. He's like uh...lemme think....like when you're on your rogue and you're trying to gank Alliance but then they rez right next to like either 3 or more level 65+ guards or the elite kind of guards, then they /laugh at you. Then when you pretend to hearth and hit vanish you just wait for them to start questing and hit em with crippling poison and envenom so they can't get away. Then you corpse camp. And pick off the level 65 guards as well while they make the inevitably long corpse run. |
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05-18-2007, 09:07 PM | #842 |
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His essays are entertaining me.
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05-18-2007, 09:25 PM | #843 |
Bong Management Sector
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Thats the fuckin funniest shit
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05-18-2007, 11:58 PM | #845 | |
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05-19-2007, 12:15 AM | #846 |
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Zt where teh shiet11!1
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05-19-2007, 01:09 AM | #847 |
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why does the yellow team have a thread and none others? does it have something to do with the 'llama' part of their team name?
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05-19-2007, 01:59 AM | #848 | |
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05-19-2007, 03:22 AM | #849 |
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I know for a fact that everyone here.............
is not a loser, do not all make minimum wage and are not below me. I can however pick out the losers of the forums or as I may say the undesireables. This is not hard to do when looking for the bad apples at your local grocery store. I can tell that 651 has the amount of existence worth a nickle and that it is a great chance that he will not succeed. Not everyone fits this certain bill. Now Suite307 on the other hand may be somebody successfull someday but not within the luck department with women. I can tell all of these things very simply by how you write, tone and feeling. I can tell almost each and every one of you who have not walked this world and who has. There are certain individuals here who are very inteligent and skilled in more ways then one. Now the WoW playing white self proclaimed gangsta wigga would not definately not fit the bill in the "going to succeed department". I just tell you how it is and I have had words with some who are very smart and they know that they are and so do I. It is just a list of you who post against me time after time I can tell are some of the biggest losers in their personal plane of life.
You may not like the truth but really my dear sirs who in the hell does. Embrace your wicked ways and what you are and have become. It is just a life lesson to most and not everyone can be on the top of the food chain. If everyone was then society would be flipped flooped on its ass since there would be no one to accpet payment for gas or cooking our fries. You are needed in this world but the only problem is that you can easily be replaced. dh
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05-19-2007, 03:46 AM | #850 |
Fat kids are hard 2 kidnap
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Know who's on the nickel? Thomas Jefferson.
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05-19-2007, 04:08 AM | #851 |
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I think DH is loving that FF isn't out yet so it won't show off his 13 year-old voice. Every minute FF is delayed is another chance for DH's balls to drop, so please, release FF so we can expose DH for what he is.
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05-19-2007, 08:46 PM | #852 |
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I cant wait till it comes out..............
I hope you get your practice in because one it comes out I am taking 1 week of vacation off and playing at least 14 hours a day for the first 7 days to get everything down pat. Once I have done that and continue to 7 hours each day the week after that it will be on again!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spent 3,000+ hours on the last tfc which enabled me to become one of the best sollys ever. I wipe the shit stained grin right off of your face. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME!!!!!!! Also I have a very deep ass sounding voice but that is what comes in my gene pool.
It will all become clear to you in the end. dh
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05-19-2007, 10:21 PM | #853 | |
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05-20-2007, 01:47 AM | #854 | |
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05-20-2007, 02:19 AM | #855 |
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If he does indeed have kids this is how I imagine it plays out...
Daddy I'm hungry. [DH ignores them] Daddy I haven't had anything all day today and mommy is away on a business trip with Jose the lawn mowing man in the motel on 3rd street. [DH continues ignoring] Daaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [DH is suddenly pulled out of his tunnel vision world of TFC, and snaps into another game that he loves.] DH's Sinister Strike his child for 232 damage Child's Whine Nova hits DH for 386 damage (91 resisted) DH's Eviscerate crits Child for 872 damage DH has slain child! Child dies. /dance You dance with Child. Child releases spirit. You start to eat. You gain 240 health from eat effect. You gain 240 health from eat effect. You gain 240 health from eat effect. Child Resurrects Child's Arcane Shot hits DH for 662 damage DH Vanishes DH Blinds Child DH Hearths DH likes golden showers World of Warcraft owns Lord of the Rings owns The Yellow team fails Not exactly the spitting image of a responsible father. |
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05-20-2007, 03:37 AM | #857 | |
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Well, I made a thread for the red team, but people didn't troll it so it didn't go anywhere. This one is only around 'cuz we keep it around.
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05-20-2007, 07:16 AM | #858 |
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This thread was founded many moons ago and shows the infinite stupidity of all the other team members, since they are posting in a thread that clearly states it's not directed towards them!
The red thread failed miserably because it is just a pathetic attempt to copy our genius plan: to bind all the yellow members in the glory of what the yellow team stands for and to show the realms of http://forums.fortress-forever.com/ that we are out there! Stronger than ever! |
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05-20-2007, 07:55 AM | #859 |
Who the fuck is this guy?
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Why didn't I get tacos when I joined the Gazelles? >>
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