TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas - Page 43

651ett · 05-18-2007, 08:58 PM

Lol you take him way too seriously.

He's comparative to this. ----> . <----

About as threatening as that too. He's like uh...lemme think....like when you're on your rogue and you're trying to gank Alliance but then they rez right next to like either 3 or more level 65+ guards or the elite kind of guards, then they /laugh at you. Then when you pretend to hearth and hit vanish you just wait for them to start questing and hit em with crippling poison and envenom so they can't get away. Then you corpse camp. And pick off the level 65 guards as well while they make the inevitably long corpse run.

Suite307 · 05-18-2007, 09:07 PM

His essays are entertaining me.

FUEL Doc · 05-18-2007, 09:25 PM

Thats the fuckin funniest shit

unf · 05-18-2007, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circuitous

I'm gonna laugh when FF comes out publicly and Darken turns out to be really fucking good.

^ I think we can rule this out

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Originally Posted by dh

I am been in [UK], [CMF]

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Originally Posted by dh

As Darken Hellspawn was one of the greatest Solly's ever to grace TFC

^ lol

Deadly Furby · 05-18-2007, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

651........I highly doubt your the best at anything. I am sure that even vanilla Ice would beat you in a whose "More Black" contest. dh

Actually, I can guarantee you that 651 would win that contest. VWs been to the house and he's as white as they come. Did you know that 'vanilla ice' was actually what he called the Mustang he was driving in high school?

Suite307 · 05-19-2007, 12:15 AM

Zt where teh shiet11!1

fbw · 05-19-2007, 01:09 AM

why does the yellow team have a thread and none others? does it have something to do with the 'llama' part of their team name?

Everything · 05-19-2007, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circuitous

I'm gonna laugh when FF comes out publicly and Darken turns out to be really fucking good at dying, getting headshot'd , and stabbed 24/7

DarkeN_HellspawN · 05-19-2007, 03:22 AM

is not a loser, do not all make minimum wage and are not below me. I can however pick out the losers of the forums or as I may say the undesireables. This is not hard to do when looking for the bad apples at your local grocery store. I can tell that 651 has the amount of existence worth a nickle and that it is a great chance that he will not succeed. Not everyone fits this certain bill. Now Suite307 on the other hand may be somebody successfull someday but not within the luck department with women. I can tell all of these things very simply by how you write, tone and feeling. I can tell almost each and every one of you who have not walked this world and who has. There are certain individuals here who are very inteligent and skilled in more ways then one. Now the WoW playing white self proclaimed gangsta wigga would not definately not fit the bill in the "going to succeed department". I just tell you how it is and I have had words with some who are very smart and they know that they are and so do I. It is just a list of you who post against me time after time I can tell are some of the biggest losers in their personal plane of life.

You may not like the truth but really my dear sirs who in the hell does. Embrace your wicked ways and what you are and have become. It is just a life lesson to most and not everyone can be on the top of the food chain. If everyone was then society would be flipped flooped on its ass since there would be no one to accpet payment for gas or cooking our fries. You are needed in this world but the only problem is that you can easily be replaced.

dh

651ett · 05-19-2007, 03:46 AM

Know who's on the nickel? Thomas Jefferson.

What now?

Sucka.

Yeah.

Demasu · 05-19-2007, 04:08 AM

I think DH is loving that FF isn't out yet so it won't show off his 13 year-old voice. Every minute FF is delayed is another chance for DH's balls to drop, so please, release FF so we can expose DH for what he is.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 05-19-2007, 08:46 PM

I hope you get your practice in because one it comes out I am taking 1 week of vacation off and playing at least 14 hours a day for the first 7 days to get everything down pat. Once I have done that and continue to 7 hours each day the week after that it will be on again!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spent 3,000+ hours on the last tfc which enabled me to become one of the best sollys ever. I wipe the shit stained grin right off of your face. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME!!!!!!! Also I have a very deep ass sounding voice but that is what comes in my gene pool.

It will all become clear to you in the end.

dh

unf · 05-19-2007, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

I hope you get your practice in because one it comes out I am taking 1 week of vacation off and playing at least 14 hours a day for the first 7 days to get everything down pat. Once I have done that and continue to 7 hours each day the week after that it will be on again!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spent 3,000+ hours on the last tfc which enabled me to become one of the best sollys ever. I wipe the shit stained grin right off of your face. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME!!!!!!! Also I have a very deep ass sounding voice but that is what comes in my gene pool.

It will all become clear to you in the end.

dh

You were in some shitty copper clans, please stop saying you were "one of the best" honestly I've never heard of you beyond this forums, and trust me I knew and know the best soldiers and players in tfc.

Demasu · 05-20-2007, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

I hope you get your practice in because one it comes out I am taking 1 week of vacation off and playing at least 14 hours a day for the first 7 days to get everything down pat. Once I have done that and continue to 7 hours each day the week after that it will be on again!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spent 3,000+ hours on the last tfc which enabled me to become one of the best sollys ever. I wipe the shit stained grin right off of your face. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME!!!!!!! Also I have a very deep ass sounding voice but that is what comes in my gene pool.

It will all become clear to you in the end.

dh

I actually have a life, unlike you, and cannot afford to practice that much.

651ett · 05-20-2007, 02:19 AM

If he does indeed have kids this is how I imagine it plays out...

Daddy I'm hungry.
[DH ignores them]
Daddy I haven't had anything all day today and mommy is away on a business trip with Jose the lawn mowing man in the motel on 3rd street.
[DH continues ignoring]
Daaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[DH is suddenly pulled out of his tunnel vision world of TFC, and snaps into another game that he loves.]

DH's Sinister Strike his child for 232 damage
Child's Whine Nova hits DH for 386 damage (91 resisted)
DH's Eviscerate crits Child for 872 damage
DH has slain child!
Child dies.
/dance
You dance with Child.
Child releases spirit.
You start to eat.
You gain 240 health from eat effect.
You gain 240 health from eat effect.
You gain 240 health from eat effect.
Child Resurrects
Child's Arcane Shot hits DH for 662 damage
DH Vanishes
DH Blinds Child
DH Hearths
DH likes golden showers
World of Warcraft owns
Lord of the Rings owns
The Yellow team fails

Not exactly the spitting image of a responsible father.

Suite307 · 05-20-2007, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

I hope you get your practice in because one it comes out I am taking 1 week of vacation off and playing at least 14 hours a day for the first 7 days to get everything down pat. Once I have done that and continue to 7 hours each day the week after that it will be on again!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spent 3,000+ hours on the last tfc which enabled me to become one of the best sollys ever. I wipe the shit stained grin right off of your face. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME!!!!!!! Also I have a very deep ass sounding voice but that is what comes in my gene pool.

It will all become clear to you in the end.

dh

CMF and UK aren't that good, i played in leagues for around 4 years and never even heard of you.

Circuitous · 05-20-2007, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fbw

why does the yellow team have a thread and none others? does it have something to do with the 'llama' part of their team name?

No one else made one.

Well, I made a thread for the red team, but people didn't troll it so it didn't go anywhere.

This one is only around 'cuz we keep it around.

Zydell · 05-20-2007, 07:16 AM

This thread was founded many moons ago and shows the infinite stupidity of all the other team members, since they are posting in a thread that clearly states it's not directed towards them!

The red thread failed miserably because it is just a pathetic attempt to copy our genius plan: to bind all the yellow members in the glory of what the yellow team stands for and to show the realms of http://forums.fortress-forever.com/ that we are out there! Stronger than ever!

Hawk Eye · 05-20-2007, 07:55 AM

Why didn't I get tacos when I joined the Gazelles? >>

Zydell · 05-20-2007, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk Eye

Why didn't I get tacos when I joined the Gazelles? >>

Nice signature!

05-19-2007, 03:22 AM	#849
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	I know for a fact that everyone here............. is not a loser, do not all make minimum wage and are not below me. I can however pick out the losers of the forums or as I may say the undesireables. This is not hard to do when looking for the bad apples at your local grocery store. I can tell that 651 has the amount of existence worth a nickle and that it is a great chance that he will not succeed. Not everyone fits this certain bill. Now Suite307 on the other hand may be somebody successfull someday but not within the luck department with women. I can tell all of these things very simply by how you write, tone and feeling. I can tell almost each and every one of you who have not walked this world and who has. There are certain individuals here who are very inteligent and skilled in more ways then one. Now the WoW playing white self proclaimed gangsta wigga would not definately not fit the bill in the "going to succeed department". I just tell you how it is and I have had words with some who are very smart and they know that they are and so do I. It is just a list of you who post against me time after time I can tell are some of the biggest losers in their personal plane of life. You may not like the truth but really my dear sirs who in the hell does. Embrace your wicked ways and what you are and have become. It is just a life lesson to most and not everyone can be on the top of the food chain. If everyone was then society would be flipped flooped on its ass since there would be no one to accpet payment for gas or cooking our fries. You are needed in this world but the only problem is that you can easily be replaced. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

05-19-2007, 08:46 PM	#852
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	I cant wait till it comes out.............. I hope you get your practice in because one it comes out I am taking 1 week of vacation off and playing at least 14 hours a day for the first 7 days to get everything down pat. Once I have done that and continue to 7 hours each day the week after that it will be on again!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spent 3,000+ hours on the last tfc which enabled me to become one of the best sollys ever. I wipe the shit stained grin right off of your face. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME!!!!!!! Also I have a very deep ass sounding voice but that is what comes in my gene pool. It will all become clear to you in the end. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

05-18-2007, 08:58 PM	#841
651ett Fat kids are hard 2 kidnap Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: gangstaville Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Lol you take him way too seriously. He's comparative to this. ----> . <---- About as threatening as that too. He's like uh...lemme think....like when you're on your rogue and you're trying to gank Alliance but then they rez right next to like either 3 or more level 65+ guards or the elite kind of guards, then they /laugh at you. Then when you pretend to hearth and hit vanish you just wait for them to start questing and hit em with crippling poison and envenom so they can't get away. Then you corpse camp. And pick off the level 65 guards as well while they make the inevitably long corpse run.

05-18-2007, 09:07 PM	#842
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	His essays are entertaining me.

05-18-2007, 09:25 PM	#843
FUEL Doc Bong Management Sector Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the tree outside your house Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Thats the fuckin funniest shit

05-19-2007, 12:15 AM	#846
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Zt where teh shiet11!1

05-19-2007, 01:09 AM	#847
fbw Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	why does the yellow team have a thread and none others? does it have something to do with the 'llama' part of their team name?

05-19-2007, 03:46 AM	#850
651ett Fat kids are hard 2 kidnap Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: gangstaville Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Know who's on the nickel? Thomas Jefferson. What now? Sucka. Yeah.

05-19-2007, 04:08 AM	#851
Demasu Official FF Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I think DH is loving that FF isn't out yet so it won't show off his 13 year-old voice. Every minute FF is delayed is another chance for DH's balls to drop, so please, release FF so we can expose DH for what he is.

05-20-2007, 02:19 AM	#855
651ett Fat kids are hard 2 kidnap Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: gangstaville Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	If he does indeed have kids this is how I imagine it plays out... Daddy I'm hungry. [DH ignores them] Daddy I haven't had anything all day today and mommy is away on a business trip with Jose the lawn mowing man in the motel on 3rd street. [DH continues ignoring] Daaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [DH is suddenly pulled out of his tunnel vision world of TFC, and snaps into another game that he loves.] DH's Sinister Strike his child for 232 damage Child's Whine Nova hits DH for 386 damage (91 resisted) DH's Eviscerate crits Child for 872 damage DH has slain child! Child dies. /dance You dance with Child. Child releases spirit. You start to eat. You gain 240 health from eat effect. You gain 240 health from eat effect. You gain 240 health from eat effect. Child Resurrects Child's Arcane Shot hits DH for 662 damage DH Vanishes DH Blinds Child DH Hearths DH likes golden showers World of Warcraft owns Lord of the Rings owns The Yellow team fails Not exactly the spitting image of a responsible father.

05-20-2007, 07:16 AM	#858
Zydell Ex-king D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Netherlands Affiliations: Knights of the Round Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	This thread was founded many moons ago and shows the infinite stupidity of all the other team members, since they are posting in a thread that clearly states it's not directed towards them! The red thread failed miserably because it is just a pathetic attempt to copy our genius plan: to bind all the yellow members in the glory of what the yellow team stands for and to show the realms of http://forums.fortress-forever.com/ that we are out there! Stronger than ever!

05-20-2007, 07:55 AM	#859
Hawk Eye Who the fuck is this guy? D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O Preferred Gametype: AvD Affiliations: [AE] Asseaters Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Why didn't I get tacos when I joined the Gazelles? >>

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