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Old 03-03-2005, 10:21 PM   #41
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ARBY'S! So the gang traveled to Arbys and began to eat the bad food. Unfortunately, they didn't find what they were looking for. There was only one person who could help them now...
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Old 03-04-2005, 01:22 AM   #42
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And that person was none other then Eli Vance inventor extraordinare. He had just finished working on his zeropoint manipulator dildonator. A tool of such power that nothing could stand in their way. So they headed of to...
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Old 03-04-2005, 02:44 AM   #43
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the local skydiving place, and decide that they were going to go for a jump. After jumping out of the plane, Barney turns to Eli and says...
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Old 03-04-2005, 02:50 AM   #44
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"I need to get me some ass. How's that sexbot coming along? He was shocked at the response from Eli;...
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Old 03-04-2005, 03:23 AM   #45
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"HOLY SHIT MY PARACHUTE WON'T OPEN!!!" Barney decides, in all his wisdom, to...
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Old 03-04-2005, 04:21 AM   #46
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admit that it was he who had rigged the chute to not open. Laughing like a madman at Eli's impending death he suddenly remembered that the plane....
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Old 03-04-2005, 04:25 AM   #47
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had a rope attached to it that was tied around Barney's testicles. Unsure of what to do, he pulled out his cellphone and called up Freeman. "Doc, I've got a problem...
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Old 03-04-2005, 05:26 AM   #48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SoBe Green
actually a big green dragon that said he would grant him three
fck yeah, cool story, HAS dragons
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Old 03-04-2005, 05:27 AM   #49
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...I've lost the ability to giv us kids." Freeman was not pleased and...
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Old 03-04-2005, 05:30 AM   #50
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so he started to yell really loudly until his hair turned bright yellow and stood straight up. It was clear to even the most casual of observers that he had ascended to...
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Old 03-04-2005, 05:43 AM   #51
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the level of SUPER SAYIAN... It was clear what his next objective was. Gordon put on his jacket, and...
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Old 03-04-2005, 08:18 AM   #52
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flew off into the distance

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Old 03-04-2005, 08:43 AM   #53
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Old 03-04-2005, 10:57 AM   #54
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Gyration-Man. With his furiously gyrating pelvis he was the most deadly opponent on earth. And so...
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Old 03-04-2005, 01:24 PM   #55
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Freeman unshiethed a prototype given to him earlier by Eli of the same zeropoint manipulator dildonator that Barney got. And so an epic battle compenced by the two and...
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needless to say, Freeman came out victorious. In order to celebrate, he took off his pants and peed into the wind. Then...
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Old 03-04-2005, 03:36 PM   #57
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The pee traveled around the world and ended in Freeman's mouth, who was following Barney, the two watching each other's back against what was rumoured to be an army of evil triple pointed purple dildos who would have anally raped our two heroes as soon as such an occasion would have been possible.
Gordon then..
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Old 03-04-2005, 05:14 PM   #58
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reminded everyone that you add a bit to the story, not a paragraph. Everyone agreed and then
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Old 03-04-2005, 05:27 PM   #59
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it was pointed out that frenchtoast did a similar post in terms of quantity and no one told him anything. everyone agreed and
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Old 03-04-2005, 07:26 PM   #60
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then Barney yelled, "Hey, morons...the story?" He then grabbed his car keys and ran out and jumped into his 4 door...
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