03-03-2005, 10:21 PM | #41 |
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ARBY'S! So the gang traveled to Arbys and began to eat the bad food. Unfortunately, they didn't find what they were looking for. There was only one person who could help them now...
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03-04-2005, 01:22 AM | #42 |
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And that person was none other then Eli Vance inventor extraordinare. He had just finished working on his zeropoint manipulator dildonator. A tool of such power that nothing could stand in their way. So they headed of to...
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03-04-2005, 02:44 AM | #43 |
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the local skydiving place, and decide that they were going to go for a jump. After jumping out of the plane, Barney turns to Eli and says...
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03-04-2005, 02:50 AM | #44 |
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"I need to get me some ass. How's that sexbot coming along? He was shocked at the response from Eli;...
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03-04-2005, 03:23 AM | #45 |
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"HOLY SHIT MY PARACHUTE WON'T OPEN!!!" Barney decides, in all his wisdom, to...
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03-04-2005, 04:21 AM | #46 |
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admit that it was he who had rigged the chute to not open. Laughing like a madman at Eli's impending death he suddenly remembered that the plane....
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03-04-2005, 04:25 AM | #47 |
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had a rope attached to it that was tied around Barney's testicles. Unsure of what to do, he pulled out his cellphone and called up Freeman. "Doc, I've got a problem...
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03-04-2005, 05:26 AM | #48 | |
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03-04-2005, 05:27 AM | #49 |
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...I've lost the ability to giv us kids." Freeman was not pleased and...
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03-04-2005, 05:30 AM | #50 |
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so he started to yell really loudly until his hair turned bright yellow and stood straight up. It was clear to even the most casual of observers that he had ascended to...
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03-04-2005, 05:43 AM | #51 |
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the level of SUPER SAYIAN... It was clear what his next objective was. Gordon put on his jacket, and...
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03-04-2005, 08:18 AM | #52 |
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flew off into the distance
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03-04-2005, 08:43 AM | #53 |
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only to meet up with
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03-04-2005, 10:57 AM | #54 |
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Gyration-Man. With his furiously gyrating pelvis he was the most deadly opponent on earth. And so...
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03-04-2005, 01:24 PM | #55 |
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Freeman unshiethed a prototype given to him earlier by Eli of the same zeropoint manipulator dildonator that Barney got. And so an epic battle compenced by the two and...
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03-04-2005, 03:22 PM | #56 |
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needless to say, Freeman came out victorious. In order to celebrate, he took off his pants and peed into the wind. Then...
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03-04-2005, 03:36 PM | #57 |
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The pee traveled around the world and ended in Freeman's mouth, who was following Barney, the two watching each other's back against what was rumoured to be an army of evil triple pointed purple dildos who would have anally raped our two heroes as soon as such an occasion would have been possible.
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03-04-2005, 05:14 PM | #58 |
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reminded everyone that you add a bit to the story, not a paragraph. Everyone agreed and then
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03-04-2005, 05:27 PM | #59 |
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it was pointed out that frenchtoast did a similar post in terms of quantity and no one told him anything. everyone agreed and
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03-04-2005, 07:26 PM | #60 |
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then Barney yelled, "Hey, morons...the story?" He then grabbed his car keys and ran out and jumped into his 4 door...
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