(HORSEPORN) The Official "Words of Wisdom" Thread - Page 2

Demasu · 03-04-2009, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icculus

Don't breathe underwater

What if I've got a SCUBA?

Icculus · 03-04-2009, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demasu

What if I've got a SCUBA?

Then it's ok. Make sure you fill the tank first though.

PartialSchism · 03-04-2009, 08:23 PM

Confucius Say ....
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

Icculus · 03-04-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by PartialSchism

Confucius Say ....
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

Now those are some words of wisdom right there.

KubeDawg · 03-04-2009, 09:22 PM

Man who stick dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

MightyLotu · 03-05-2009, 01:47 PM

don't quit school and be too lazy to look for a job like me

zSilver_Fox · 03-05-2009, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonoXideAtWork

Rule # 1 : Always carry a knife
Rule # 2: Never underestimate your opponent
Rule # 3: Never mess with a Marine's beer.

-Gibbs

Fixed.

Also, don't trust your parents with your credit card.

[AE] 82694 · 03-06-2009, 08:52 PM

Be very afraid of anything that can bleed for a week straight and not die. (Woman).

Iggy · 03-06-2009, 10:49 PM

"What the fuck are robster craws?"
-Booger

Scuzzy · 03-07-2009, 01:56 AM

Keep your eyes and your ears open, and don't trust anybody. - Mike M

Iggy · 03-13-2009, 12:59 AM

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Iggy [AE] 81206: Oh fuck! Did you hear about the fight club that got busted?
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: No lol
Iggy [AE] 81206: I swear to you, I am not making this up: a Fight Club was discovered in a school/church center for mentally disabled children.
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: ...
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Iggy [AE] 81206: The kids were made to fight....
Iggy [AE] 81206: I sat here with my jaw in my lap when that came on this morning....
Iggy [AE] 81206: I couldn't decide wether I should try and record the story/look it up on the web, or just die laughing.
Iggy [AE] 81206: I should be the only person on the planet who thinks up bizarre shit like that..... it scares me that someone else out there is that fucked in the head.

[AE] 82694 · 03-13-2009, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iggy

Quote:

Iggy [AE] 81206: Oh fuck! Did you hear about the fight club that got busted?
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: No lol
Iggy [AE] 81206: I swear to you, I am not making this up: a Fight Club was discovered in a school/church center for mentally disabled children.
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: ...
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Iggy [AE] 81206: The kids were made to fight....
Iggy [AE] 81206: I sat here with my jaw in my lap when that came on this morning....
Iggy [AE] 81206: I couldn't decide wether I should try and record the story/look it up on the web, or just die laughing.
Iggy [AE] 81206: I should be the only person on the planet who thinks up bizarre shit like that..... it scares me that someone else out there is that fucked in the head.

I thought you were going to ask Ihmhi if he was there "participating" when it got busted.

MonoXideAtWork · 03-13-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by zSilver_Fox

Fixed.

Also, don't trust your parents with your credit card.

Obviously you've only partied with Marines, never worked along side them.

Spilling a Marine's coffee is a death sentence.

Iggy · 03-13-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by [AE] 82694

I thought you were going to ask Ihmhi if he was there "participating" when it got busted.

Now you know as well as I do that he can't keep up with retarded kids.....

fishBurger · 03-13-2009, 10:39 PM

If they make you clean pissers, be the best pisser cleaner they've got.

zSilver_Fox · 03-14-2009, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonoXideAtWork

Obviously you've only partied with Marines, never worked along side them.

Spilling a Marine's coffee is a death sentence.

Same thing for the Army in terms of coffee.

Green Mushy · 02-09-2010, 07:45 PM

Heres the small story that leads to my wisdom: During my freshman year of college, i would have to walk to class and spend the day there. I often wouldnt feel like walking home for lunch and instead would bring a snack with me. I would often bring a banana. This system worked well until one day, i looked into my bag and noticed that the bottom of my calculus book had squashed the banana beneath is. The mushed up banana got all up inside each and every one of the pages of bottom of my book. The banana had liquefied, then dried, and acted as a sticky glue. I was unable to open many of the pages. It looked as though i had spilled an entire cup of coffee on the book, and each page was glued together with the sticky brown and yellow remnants of the dried banana. I was astonished at how well a banana, of all things, had caused such destruction to my property. I took away two things from this experience and hope to pass them on:

1."Beware the destructive power of the banana."
2."Dont carry bananas around all willy-nilly and assume everything will be alright."

**squeek.** · 02-09-2010, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Green Mushy

2."Dont carry bananas around all willy-nilly and assume everything will be alright."

FrenchToast · 02-09-2010, 09:21 PM

Awesome.

Hawk Eye · 02-09-2010, 09:41 PM

lmao

03-04-2009, 09:22 PM	#25
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Man who stick dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

03-06-2009, 08:52 PM	#28
[AE] 82694 Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Be very afraid of anything that can bleed for a week straight and not die. (Woman). __________________ I Love GenghisTron . I miss you sooooo Much. LOL.

03-07-2009, 01:56 AM	#30
Scuzzy The Old Timers Clan D&A Member Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Server: 206.217.134.170:27016 Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Keep your eyes and your ears open, and don't trust anybody. - Mike M __________________ "Player Quality, not Quantity, is what we strive for." - The LLama Wrangler "A clan is defined by the nature of it's enemies. - The Llama Wrangler

03-13-2009, 10:39 PM	#35
fishBurger get off my lawn Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O scout / demo Gametype: killing Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	If they make you clean pissers, be the best pisser cleaner they've got. __________________ That means that either you are an American, or you are NOT an American. There is no hyphenated exception. -Iggy

02-09-2010, 09:21 PM	#39
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Awesome. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

03-04-2009, 08:23 PM	#23
PartialSchism Keep On Keepin' On Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mississippi Class/Position: Offense Gametype: Fun Affiliations: I'm bad at FF, and my customs suck Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Confucius Say .... Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

03-05-2009, 01:47 PM	#26
MightyLotu Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Belgium Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	don't quit school and be too lazy to look for a job like me

02-09-2010, 07:45 PM	#37
Green Mushy Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	Heres the small story that leads to my wisdom: During my freshman year of college, i would have to walk to class and spend the day there. I often wouldnt feel like walking home for lunch and instead would bring a snack with me. I would often bring a banana. This system worked well until one day, i looked into my bag and noticed that the bottom of my calculus book had squashed the banana beneath is. The mushed up banana got all up inside each and every one of the pages of bottom of my book. The banana had liquefied, then dried, and acted as a sticky glue. I was unable to open many of the pages. It looked as though i had spilled an entire cup of coffee on the book, and each page was glued together with the sticky brown and yellow remnants of the dried banana. I was astonished at how well a banana, of all things, had caused such destruction to my property. I took away two things from this experience and hope to pass them on: 1."Beware the destructive power of the banana." 2."Dont carry bananas around all willy-nilly and assume everything will be alright."

02-09-2010, 09:41 PM	#40
Hawk Eye Who the fuck is this guy? D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O Preferred Gametype: AvD Affiliations: [AE] Asseaters Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	lmao

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