Man Talk: My Face Hurts. - Page 2

KubeDawg · 01-04-2010, 12:01 AM

Did she also buy you a man purse for Christmas?

GenghisTron · 01-04-2010, 12:16 AM

Ouch

**Bully** · 01-04-2010, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Did she also buy you a man purse for Christmas?

Yep cos i'm loaded, i need somewhere for all my spare cash !

Seriously though i'd use any old shit but if the lady wants me smooth and pays for the product then thats what she gets.

uBeR · 01-04-2010, 05:45 AM

Hi. Use an electric shaver. You said you use to, so why not anymore? Probably cheaper in the long run.

Mooga · 01-04-2010, 06:59 AM

If you don't have bad eyesight, you can shave in the shower using a mirror. This would reduce the issue that the cream might be causing. Also, I would get a REAL razor rather then a disposable one. You get better control and better quality. While fresh blades are a bit expensive, they are worth it and you shouldn't need to change very often.

If NOTHING works, it could be the pressure of the razor in which an electric razor might actually help. Personally, I like the old-school razors... but if you have to, you have to.

Dr.Satan · 01-04-2010, 10:26 AM

listen to the man, he's jewish, they know how to shave!

Bridget · 01-04-2010, 10:30 AM

Spoiler: Real men don't shave.

Skanky Butterpuss · 01-04-2010, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bridget

Spoiler: Real men don't shave.

this. occasionally (like once a month) i trim with electric clippers (same things i use to trim my noggin hair).

my nuts get that gilette fusion every few days though. only because etzell complains when he gets stubble in his mouth.

oh yeah and

Quote:

Originally Posted by Focksbot

My Face Hurts

its killin me! HAR HAR HAR

Hammock · 01-04-2010, 07:04 PM

I use the gillette fusion, and I keep one for my nuts and one for my face, and just swap them out as per the job required.

I brush my teeth, and shave in the shower. So I'll keep my head under the hot running water while I brush my teeth. Then, I'll wash my hair, and use that same lather to lather up my face and let both sit for a minute (I don't know if it actually helps with the shaving, buy it definately doesn't hurt it).

Then when it comes to actually shaving, I just use shampoo. None of that shaving cream or shaving gel stuff is actually a lubricant, so it's really not doing much. If you truly want a real shaving cream, you need to get the stuff you lather up and apply with a brush (like you see the barbers do in the movies).

But I've tried tons of different creams and stuff, and honestly plain old shampoo works the best for me.

GenghisTron · 01-04-2010, 07:05 PM

heres a new question for you guys

...

you ever put your finger in your butt hole?

jk, but seriously, it's funny how this thread is turning into man routines

**Elmo** · 01-04-2010, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GenghisTron

you ever put your finger in your butt hole?

quite frequently of late...

[AE] 82694 · 01-04-2010, 10:39 PM

That was my finger.

Paft · 01-05-2010, 12:32 AM

I take clippers (without the comb attachment) to my head and face once a week or so. Too lazy to shave properly.

Credge is your man for proper shaving tips.

Circuitous · 01-05-2010, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [AE] 82694

That was my finger.

Seriously, we get it. You can stop now.

[AE] 82694 · 01-05-2010, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circuitous

Seriously, we get it. You can stop now.

?

Suite307 · 01-05-2010, 10:48 PM

I shave in the shower. Without cream.

Credge · 01-08-2010, 05:22 AM

Grooming is for women.

Focksbot · 01-09-2010, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skanky Butterpuss

its killin me! HAR HAR HAR

Someone finally got it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by uBeR

Hi. Use an electric shaver. You said you use to, so why not anymore? Probably cheaper in the long run.

Well if I don't use one any longer, it's likely that I have good reason. It did a terrible job, flat out. I'd sit there ten minutes on my mustache and it'd still look the same. And yes, it's of good quality stuff. I went back because it takes way too long and it's just terrible. It depends on the skin, really, and I'm trying to move to old school ways. The new school isn't that awesome.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bridget

Spoiler: The French don't shave.

fixed

Suite307 · 01-09-2010, 11:19 PM

To be honest, i had more french shaved women than any other... but that's just me.

uBeR · 01-10-2010, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Focksbot

Well if I don't use one any longer, it's likely that I have good reason. It did a terrible job, flat out. I'd sit there ten minutes on my mustache and it'd still look the same. And yes, it's of good quality stuff. I went back because it takes way too long and it's just terrible. It depends on the skin, really, and I'm trying to move to old school ways. The new school isn't that awesome.

Point taken.

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Hammock D&A Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	I use the gillette fusion, and I keep one for my nuts and one for my face, and just swap them out as per the job required. I brush my teeth, and shave in the shower. So I'll keep my head under the hot running water while I brush my teeth. Then, I'll wash my hair, and use that same lather to lather up my face and let both sit for a minute (I don't know if it actually helps with the shaving, buy it definately doesn't hurt it). Then when it comes to actually shaving, I just use shampoo. None of that shaving cream or shaving gel stuff is actually a lubricant, so it's really not doing much. If you truly want a real shaving cream, you need to get the stuff you lather up and apply with a brush (like you see the barbers do in the movies). But I've tried tons of different creams and stuff, and honestly plain old shampoo works the best for me.

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Paft Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UK - http://forums.fortress-forever.com Class/Position: [O] Med Gametype: CTF/Skills Posts Rated Helpful 67 Times	I take clippers (without the comb attachment) to my head and face once a week or so. Too lazy to shave properly. Credge is your man for proper shaving tips. __________________ TFC Resource TFC/FF/TF2 customs at: ZZUBYTTIHS - www.tfcgaschamber.com - www.ozfortress.com - www.fpsbanana.com - mrclan.com - TFC Essentials Jan 2012 Last edited by Paft; 01-05-2010 at 12:34 AM.

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Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I shave in the shower. Without cream.

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Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	To be honest, i had more french shaved women than any other... but that's just me.

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