My College English Prof taught Obama... - Page 2

EquilibriuM · 08-26-2009, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by uBeR

The pet's what?

Teachers pet is a person that kisses the teachers ass, trying to get better grades or whatever else they are after.

uBeR · 08-26-2009, 08:28 PM

Apostrophes are used to indicate the possessive case.

Bridget · 08-26-2009, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by uBeR

Apostrophes are used to indicate the possessive case.

Keep believing those government lies, Uber.

Lost · 08-27-2009, 09:40 PM

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Unfortunately English Teachers are only two steps away from standing in the middle of the doorway to the Seventh Gate of hell. Just ask Johnny Depp. They beat you down with adverbs and pronouns on innocent children and young adults alike. FU English teachers for spinning your web of proper written and verbal hate of the devils language you have created.

We don't use proper and improper when pointing out grammar. It is now standard and non-standard usages. So teach your kids there is no improper grammar according to modern linguistics. Ain't is a fucking word, bitches!

Bridget · 08-27-2009, 09:59 PM

Speak like an idiot, and I will treat you like an idiot.

Scuzzy · 08-28-2009, 11:50 AM

It's um... it's the ninth gate, not the seventh.

Scuzzy

PartialSchism · 08-28-2009, 06:39 PM

He would have to pass through the seventh gate to arrive at the ninth gate, amirite?

Credge · 08-29-2009, 02:44 AM

What the fuck are you people talking about? Gates? This isn't Everquest nor are we talking about Bill.

-=bingo-bango=- · 09-02-2009, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

I would like to know how Obama faired in 8th grade english. I was way too busy trying to get my penis inside a vagina so I am guessing I did not fair to well with my grades but maybe Obama did better then me.

Unfortunately English Teachers are only two steps away from standing in the middle of the doorway to the Seventh Gate of hell. Just ask Johnny Depp. They beat you down with adverbs and pronouns on innocent children and young adults alike. FU English teachers for spinning your web of proper written and verbal hate of the devils language you have created.

English Teachers = EPIC FAIL

DH

shame youve never had a good english teacher

DarkeN_HellspawN · 09-02-2009, 01:32 AM

That is like handling a grenade you know has a bad firing mechanism. There is no such thing. What is so fukin cool about English??? Aweee let me guess... NOTHING. From practicing sentance structure to writing paragraphs it is the most boring, dull, poison tipped dagger I have ever had to swallow in my life. I was even in Advanced English and being in advanced english is like being good at peeing straight. It is easy as hell but the skill is very pointless and does not serve as a life skill your absolutely need to survive. I am on the same floor as a gentlemen whos has a Doctorate in English and I make sure to remind him where his degree has given him the skills to do. Yes. He is a very qualified English teacher.....HOOORAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

dh

Bridget · 09-02-2009, 01:35 AM

Lol @ utilizing English while calling it useless.

Etzell · 09-02-2009, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bridget

Lol @ utilizing English while calling it useless.

He didn't call it useless, actually.

uBeR · 09-02-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bridget

Lol @ utilizing English while calling it useless.

Albeit very poorly.

08-26-2009, 08:28 PM	#22
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Apostrophes are used to indicate the possessive case. __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

08-28-2009, 11:50 AM	#26
Scuzzy The Old Timers Clan D&A Member Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Server: 206.217.134.170:27016 Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	It's um... it's the ninth gate, not the seventh. Scuzzy __________________ "Player Quality, not Quantity, is what we strive for." - The LLama Wrangler "A clan is defined by the nature of it's enemies. - The Llama Wrangler

08-29-2009, 02:44 AM	#28
Credge FF Loremaster Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 4 Times	What the fuck are you people talking about? Gates? This isn't Everquest nor are we talking about Bill. __________________ "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan

09-02-2009, 01:32 AM	#30
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Good english teacher???????? That is like handling a grenade you know has a bad firing mechanism. There is no such thing. What is so fukin cool about English??? Aweee let me guess... NOTHING. From practicing sentance structure to writing paragraphs it is the most boring, dull, poison tipped dagger I have ever had to swallow in my life. I was even in Advanced English and being in advanced english is like being good at peeing straight. It is easy as hell but the skill is very pointless and does not serve as a life skill your absolutely need to survive. I am on the same floor as a gentlemen whos has a Doctorate in English and I make sure to remind him where his degree has given him the skills to do. Yes. He is a very qualified English teacher.....HOOORAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

08-27-2009, 09:59 PM	#25
Bridget Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: AVD Affiliations: TALOS Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Speak like an idiot, and I will treat you like an idiot.

08-28-2009, 06:39 PM	#27
PartialSchism Keep On Keepin' On Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mississippi Class/Position: Offense Gametype: Fun Affiliations: I'm bad at FF, and my customs suck Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	He would have to pass through the seventh gate to arrive at the ninth gate, amirite?

09-02-2009, 01:35 AM	#31
Bridget Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: AVD Affiliations: TALOS Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Lol @ utilizing English while calling it useless.

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