Happy B-Day Thread - Page 15

Skanky Butterpuss · 06-09-2009, 12:33 AM

yeah, she left yesterday. so it does suck to be me. thanks for reminding me

Etzell · 06-09-2009, 01:04 AM

Then you have no excuse for your Etzell avoidings.

Skanky Butterpuss · 06-09-2009, 01:09 AM

well i never!

[AE] 82694 · 06-09-2009, 01:49 AM

How's it feel to be in your 20's I can't remember back that far.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-09-2009, 02:38 AM

I thought you were already as old as I am??? No matter it will take you years and much practice to become on the same wave length of thinking that my brain fires on. Since it is your birthday I will offer you free lessons and insight. You dont have to thank me now............but the thanks is appreicated. I know...I know...........there are others that want this type of training as well and their day will come too. Are you f&cking serious man????

dh

YomMamasHouse · 06-09-2009, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

No matter it will take you years and much practice to become on the same wave length of thinking that my brain fires on.

dh

By practice you must mean sniffing concentrated cat pee.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-09-2009, 02:50 AM

Playing suduko in the nude with Pokemom playing in the background on a loud speaker with a hot chick playing the Stairway to Heaven on a Xylophone but if cat pee works for you who am I so say that you are a weird-o.

You can put your name on the list for training "Yo" but you are a little to bit liberal to be joining my club anytime soon.

dh

fishBurger · 06-09-2009, 06:14 AM

I don't think I can top DH, but happy birthday anyways.

DH, It's my birthday too, could I get some of that free insight? I'd appreciate it.

Paft · 06-09-2009, 03:29 PM

HB to you too Fish.

Skanky Butterpuss · 06-09-2009, 06:25 PM

i like where this thread is going

happy birthday to you fishburger

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-10-2009, 12:13 AM

It is a complicated matter to grow older in age but not in stature since as myself I have never gotten taller since I was 19 and I was always hoping for another growth spurt to grow my penis to 14 inches. Now I did hit 12 but that wasnt good enough since I had a goal in mind as another wise man once said. You can dream to live a goal but a goal is only one point in soccer. Now tht made absolutely no sense but either did the homeless drunk guy telling me that story while he laughs at his own jokes. He is silly chap and occasionally when I walk by I will try to talk him into me doing his taxes for him. Now I give him money for booze occasinally because not that I feel sorry for him but I envy his persistence to stay outside and get drunk in public and have others pay for it. It is ingenious plan in my eyes except for his retirement benefits really suck since in a recession most people do not buy the homeless booze.

Someday I will sit with this man and we will drink on high quality swill as we both sit in our own filth and dream of another time when the Cubs won the world series, whores were free and pennies rained from the sky like copper hail on a spring day. We all get a little bit older each day and possibly a bit wiser as well so if that is the case can anyone explain to me why at 72 David Carradine put himself in a position where he hung himself trying to jerk off with his neck and gentials tied. I hope my future at 72 is a bit brighter such as hiring a fucking female spotter with safewords so that I can hang myself with a rope tied around my neck and gentials. It is all about compromise and playing it safe. Sure you can try it alone but who knows when you will end up buck ass naked on a front page of a not so populat Thai newspaper??? F$CK that.......If I ever make it on the front page of a Thai newspaper it is going to be for something I have always been very passionate about and believe in and that would be killing baby Pandas.

dh

fishBurger · 06-10-2009, 03:41 AM

Wisdom I'll certainly take to heart.

Maybe one day I will be lucky enough to buy you booze while you sit in your filth and divulge the mysteries of humanity.

GeoKill-----> · 06-10-2009, 06:18 AM

I'm late but

OMG LIKE FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOZ!!!!

puppychow · 06-11-2009, 03:22 AM

well fuck me..man, sorry SB and happy belateds...i only pop in once every week or two these days....bet wings will give you a game 7 gift!! hopefully a game winer from hossa

Skanky Butterpuss · 06-11-2009, 07:16 PM

haha thanks pup! i hope hossa does something this friday... hes been a no-show all series and a lot of the entire post season (save for game 4s).

my heart will be pounding all game

GeoKill-----> · 06-16-2009, 02:36 AM

Yes you, happy b-day you........

PartialSchism · 06-16-2009, 02:59 AM

happy late b-day fag.

PartialSchism · 06-16-2009, 03:00 AM

I always told that bostwix guy he would go far.... remember?

GeoKill-----> · 06-29-2009, 04:03 PM

Happy B-Day DH

Backstaber · 06-29-2009, 04:11 PM

DH, Happy B-Day!

06-09-2009, 12:33 AM	#281
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	yeah, she left yesterday. so it does suck to be me. thanks for reminding me __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

06-09-2009, 01:09 AM	#283
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	well i never! __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

06-09-2009, 01:49 AM	#284
[AE] 82694 Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	How's it feel to be in your 20's I can't remember back that far. __________________ I Love GenghisTron . I miss you sooooo Much. LOL.

06-09-2009, 02:38 AM	#285
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Happy B-Day Skank......... I thought you were already as old as I am??? No matter it will take you years and much practice to become on the same wave length of thinking that my brain fires on. Since it is your birthday I will offer you free lessons and insight. You dont have to thank me now............but the thanks is appreicated. I know...I know...........there are others that want this type of training as well and their day will come too. Are you f&cking serious man???? dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-09-2009, 02:50 AM	#287
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	I was going to go with................. Playing suduko in the nude with Pokemom playing in the background on a loud speaker with a hot chick playing the Stairway to Heaven on a Xylophone but if cat pee works for you who am I so say that you are a weird-o. You can put your name on the list for training "Yo" but you are a little to bit liberal to be joining my club anytime soon. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-09-2009, 01:04 AM	#282
Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Then you have no excuse for your Etzell avoidings.

06-09-2009, 06:14 AM	#288
fishBurger get off my lawn Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O scout / demo Gametype: killing Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I don't think I can top DH, but happy birthday anyways. DH, It's my birthday too, could I get some of that free insight? I'd appreciate it. __________________ That means that either you are an American, or you are NOT an American. There is no hyphenated exception. -Iggy

06-09-2009, 03:29 PM	#289
Paft Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UK - http://forums.fortress-forever.com Class/Position: [O] Med Gametype: CTF/Skills Posts Rated Helpful 67 Times	HB to you too Fish. __________________ TFC Resource TFC/FF/TF2 customs at: ZZUBYTTIHS - www.tfcgaschamber.com - www.ozfortress.com - www.fpsbanana.com - mrclan.com - TFC Essentials Jan 2012

06-09-2009, 06:25 PM	#290
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	i like where this thread is going happy birthday to you fishburger __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

06-10-2009, 12:13 AM	#291
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Happy B-DAy to you as well Fish.......... It is a complicated matter to grow older in age but not in stature since as myself I have never gotten taller since I was 19 and I was always hoping for another growth spurt to grow my penis to 14 inches. Now I did hit 12 but that wasnt good enough since I had a goal in mind as another wise man once said. You can dream to live a goal but a goal is only one point in soccer. Now tht made absolutely no sense but either did the homeless drunk guy telling me that story while he laughs at his own jokes. He is silly chap and occasionally when I walk by I will try to talk him into me doing his taxes for him. Now I give him money for booze occasinally because not that I feel sorry for him but I envy his persistence to stay outside and get drunk in public and have others pay for it. It is ingenious plan in my eyes except for his retirement benefits really suck since in a recession most people do not buy the homeless booze. Someday I will sit with this man and we will drink on high quality swill as we both sit in our own filth and dream of another time when the Cubs won the world series, whores were free and pennies rained from the sky like copper hail on a spring day. We all get a little bit older each day and possibly a bit wiser as well so if that is the case can anyone explain to me why at 72 David Carradine put himself in a position where he hung himself trying to jerk off with his neck and gentials tied. I hope my future at 72 is a bit brighter such as hiring a fucking female spotter with safewords so that I can hang myself with a rope tied around my neck and gentials. It is all about compromise and playing it safe. Sure you can try it alone but who knows when you will end up buck ass naked on a front page of a not so populat Thai newspaper??? F$CK that.......If I ever make it on the front page of a Thai newspaper it is going to be for something I have always been very passionate about and believe in and that would be killing baby Pandas. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-10-2009, 03:41 AM	#292
fishBurger get off my lawn Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O scout / demo Gametype: killing Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Wisdom I'll certainly take to heart. Maybe one day I will be lucky enough to buy you booze while you sit in your filth and divulge the mysteries of humanity. __________________ That means that either you are an American, or you are NOT an American. There is no hyphenated exception. -Iggy

06-10-2009, 06:18 AM	#293
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	I'm late but OMG LIKE FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOZ!!!! __________________ Fortress-Forever Guides All Your Mapping Needs :e0: Will live on Forever Support FF:

06-11-2009, 03:22 AM	#294
puppychow Arf! D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	well fuck me..man, sorry SB and happy belateds...i only pop in once every week or two these days....bet wings will give you a game 7 gift!! hopefully a game winer from hossa

06-11-2009, 07:16 PM	#295
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	haha thanks pup! i hope hossa does something this friday... hes been a no-show all series and a lot of the entire post season (save for game 4s). my heart will be pounding all game __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

06-16-2009, 02:36 AM	#296
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	Happy B-Day BOSTWIX!!!!!!!!!! Yes you, happy b-day you........ __________________ Fortress-Forever Guides All Your Mapping Needs :e0: Will live on Forever Support FF:

06-16-2009, 02:59 AM	#297
PartialSchism Keep On Keepin' On Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mississippi Class/Position: Offense Gametype: Fun Affiliations: I'm bad at FF, and my customs suck Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	happy late b-day fag.

06-16-2009, 03:00 AM	#298
PartialSchism Keep On Keepin' On Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mississippi Class/Position: Offense Gametype: Fun Affiliations: I'm bad at FF, and my customs suck Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I always told that bostwix guy he would go far.... remember?

06-29-2009, 04:03 PM	#299
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	Happy B-Day DH __________________ Fortress-Forever Guides All Your Mapping Needs :e0: Will live on Forever Support FF:

06-29-2009, 04:11 PM	#300
Backstaber Custom User Title D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Class/Position: Scout Offence Gametype: Capture The Flag Affiliations: None Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	DH, Happy B-Day!

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