Ralph and Edna...

o_hired-gun · 02-12-2006, 01:21 AM

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. Swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness The bad news is Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him I am so sorry, but he's dead"

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?

o_don · 02-12-2006, 01:32 AM

OOOh thats good. But nasty!

o_geokill-----> · 02-12-2006, 02:26 AM

OMG hahaha

o_broodingdude · 02-12-2006, 08:54 AM

Tales from the Mental Hospital, Somethingawful.com

The absolute most hilarious stories ever!

o_sobe green · 02-12-2006, 05:52 PM

Poor dumb people.

o_geokill-----> · 02-13-2006, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoBe Green

Poor dumb people.

They are not dumb, they are just retarted

o_frenchtoast · 02-13-2006, 09:48 PM

Chuckle.

02-12-2006, 01:21 AM	#1
o_hired-gun Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sweden the land of sin Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Ralph and Edna... Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. Swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness The bad news is Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him I am so sorry, but he's dead" Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?

02-12-2006, 01:32 AM	#2
o_don Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	OOOh thats good. But nasty!

02-12-2006, 02:26 AM	#3
o_geokill-----> Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fort Worth, Tejas Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	OMG hahaha

02-12-2006, 08:54 AM	#4
o_broodingdude Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Tales from the Mental Hospital, Somethingawful.com The absolute most hilarious stories ever!

02-12-2006, 05:52 PM	#5
o_sobe green Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Poor dumb people.

02-13-2006, 09:48 PM	#7
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Chuckle.

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