MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS .....

o_zippy · 12-17-2005, 07:16 PM

Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

LOL

Source: http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

o_osiris · 12-17-2005, 08:10 PM

owned?

o_mooga · 12-17-2005, 09:31 PM

ROFLMAO!

o_geokill-----> · 12-17-2005, 11:03 PM

Dumb asses

o_docwolfe · 12-17-2005, 11:39 PM

read this on another forum... turned out it was fake or something.

o_sobe green · 12-18-2005, 12:35 AM

I read it elsewhere too but I didn't hear anything about it being fake. Where di d you hear that?

**mervaka** · 12-18-2005, 12:42 AM

youre suprised its fake? im pissed as a fart and i saw it straight off!

o_docwolfe · 12-18-2005, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SoBe Green

I read it elsewhere too but I didn't hear anything about it being fake. Where di d you hear that?

Come on... he's an "x-ray technitian"

o_zippy · 12-18-2005, 01:06 AM

is was in yahoo news section also, so i thought it was real

o_sobe green · 12-18-2005, 01:10 AM

Suprised? No. Just as zippy said this was everywhere so I could only assume. I think it made MSN news too along with a few other UK news sites.

o_coldy · 12-18-2005, 01:40 AM

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The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it

If it isn't fake then the police should be in a world of shit.

o_blueiii · 12-18-2005, 02:14 AM

What is the internet coming to?

o_backstaber · 12-18-2005, 02:46 AM

The internets logic has been slowly deteriorating ever since the day it was invented.

o_blueiii · 12-18-2005, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Backstaber

The internets logic has been slowly deteriorating ever since the day it was invented.

The same goes for the human race.

Jiggles · 12-18-2005, 05:03 AM

This paticular story may be fake, but I bet this has actually happened more than once

o_binarylife · 12-18-2005, 05:31 AM

Quote:

The internets logic has been slowly deteriorating ever since the day it was invented.

I blame Al Gore.

o_ramzet · 12-18-2005, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Howling Man

so are lots of people

it's a high paying job

we are slowing transforming you.

join us in the glory of the JINJO

o_etzell · 12-18-2005, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BinaryLife

Quote:

The internets logic has been slowly deteriorating ever since the day it was invented.

I blame Al Gore.

I bet he's not so damned proud of THAT anymore!

o_thedarkone · 12-18-2005, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coldy

Quote:

The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it

If it isn't fake then the police should be in a world of shit.

Police reports are accessible to the public- doesn't your local paper have a 'police beat' section once a week or so?

o_voipme · 12-19-2005, 12:24 PM

I laughed for quite a while at this one.

12-17-2005, 07:16 PM	#1
o_zippy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cumbria,UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS ..... Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother! "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' " But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark. "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since." The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life. "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel. "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times. "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls. "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic. "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine. "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her. "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams. "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been." Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel. LOL Source: http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

12-17-2005, 08:10 PM	#2
o_osiris Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In your pants. Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	owned?

12-17-2005, 09:31 PM	#3
o_mooga Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A Small Box Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ROFLMAO!

12-17-2005, 11:03 PM	#4
o_geokill-----> Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fort Worth, Tejas Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Dumb asses

12-17-2005, 11:39 PM	#5
o_docwolfe Join Date: May 2005 Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne, England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	read this on another forum... turned out it was fake or something.

12-18-2005, 12:35 AM	#6
o_sobe green Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I read it elsewhere too but I didn't hear anything about it being fake. Where di d you hear that?

12-18-2005, 12:42 AM	#7
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	youre suprised its fake? im pissed as a fart and i saw it straight off!

12-18-2005, 01:06 AM	#9
o_zippy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cumbria,UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	is was in yahoo news section also, so i thought it was real

12-18-2005, 01:10 AM	#10
o_sobe green Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Suprised? No. Just as zippy said this was everywhere so I could only assume. I think it made MSN news too along with a few other UK news sites.

12-18-2005, 02:14 AM	#12
o_blueiii Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	What is the internet coming to?

12-18-2005, 02:46 AM	#13
o_backstaber Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Jersey, USA! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	The internets logic has been slowly deteriorating ever since the day it was invented.

12-18-2005, 05:03 AM	#15
Jiggles Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: CowTown Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	This paticular story may be fake, but I bet this has actually happened more than once

12-19-2005, 12:24 PM	#20
o_voipme Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Work Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I laughed for quite a while at this one.

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