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Old 03-26-2009, 09:10 PM   #2541
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What a knobhead

60-foot penis painted on roof


An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

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Old 03-26-2009, 09:23 PM   #2542
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Old 03-26-2009, 10:11 PM   #2543
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Last one's the best. Never seen shoes fly off in that perfect of a fashion.
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:24 PM   #2544
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:43 PM   #2545
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Yes, this is the right thread. First two are the funniest IMO.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:39 AM   #2546
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Quality work: http://www.onf.ca/film/Isabelle_au_bois_dormant/

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Old 03-27-2009, 02:43 AM   #2547
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Now that's a rarity on the internet. That was nice.
I though "oh live a little Paft, watch one more before bed" and clicked on this : http://www.onf.ca/film/Hothouse_5_Git_Gob_fr/
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Old 03-27-2009, 05:19 AM   #2548
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EDIT: The fuck happened to automatic video imbedding?
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Old 03-28-2009, 08:58 PM   #2549
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Old 03-29-2009, 11:30 PM   #2550
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Old 03-29-2009, 11:48 PM   #2551
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hahaha that was great innoc
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Old 03-30-2009, 01:01 AM   #2552
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The hooker that dubbed that video better watch out.

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Old 03-30-2009, 07:50 AM   #2553
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Old 03-31-2009, 12:20 AM   #2554
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Old 03-31-2009, 12:55 PM   #2556
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I'm not American but this Shamwow business is still piss funny.
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:44 PM   #2557
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I hate infomercials but that fucker still makes me want to try one.
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:58 PM   #2558
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It was "related" from the Video in the Rush Limbaugh Thread. I do believe it fits here better.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:26 PM   #2559
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Kind of funny, may of been mentioned earlier in this thread.
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:58 PM   #2560
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