FSTDT!

Ihmhi · 07-23-2008, 02:07 PM

I am well aware that this will probably get moved into D&A, probably by my own hand no less.

The link I am going to post is the Fundies Say The Darndest Things! Top 100 posts.

I warn you that reading through these posts will most likely hurt your brain and/or demoralize you greatly.I used to read FSTDT religiously. The biggest mistake I made? I read like a year and a half's worth of posts in one sitting. I never wanted to drink myself stupid so badly.

So what's FSTDT!? FSTDT! takes posts from Christian forums that are humorous, largely due to things like logical fallacies, nutty/extreme beliefs, and ignorance of one's own religion. A few of them are funny. Many of them will just make you depressed, angry, or sad.

Here's the archives if you're brave, curious, and/or stupid enough to read them.

The Top 100:
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

The Archives:
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/archives.aspx?archive=1

SizeableSSonic · 07-23-2008, 03:33 PM

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie "

Pon · 07-23-2008, 05:12 PM

Reading through the top 100, some of these are classic...

Quote:

[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]

What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?

Favourite so far

SizeableSSonic · 07-23-2008, 05:13 PM

"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread "

KubeDawg · 07-23-2008, 05:16 PM

Some of those are pretty funny, but when it comes down to it, it's all based upon beliefs. You can put all the science in the world towards the theory of evolution, but you can't prove it. You cannot prove your own very existance. Hell, there could be little green men living under the Earth's crust for all we know. Saying "God did it" is just as stupid as saying the evolution of everything is fact, rather than theory.

Pixel · 07-23-2008, 06:37 PM

"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."

YomMamasHouse · 07-23-2008, 06:55 PM

Quote:

all the evolutionists, tell me something. i know how the big bang "has happened, but tell me, wouldnt an explosion, especially one that size, take away life instead of allow it? think about it.

ex: the a-bomb, the h-bomb, grenades, cannon balls (when fired from a cannon of course), mines, rocket launchers, and anything and everything in between. they all have taken lives.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaHHHAAaaaaaaa........aaaaa..........wooooohh h

That site is a goldmine.

Pixel · 07-23-2008, 06:59 PM

Cannonballs don't explode...

Innoc · 07-23-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixel

Cannonballs don't explode...

They would if they read the incessant stereotyping nonsense.

Agent Buckshot Moose · 07-23-2008, 07:33 PM

I haven't read that site in quite a long time. Good times.

GeoKill-----> · 07-23-2008, 09:56 PM

poor closed minded people

**squeek.** · 07-24-2008, 12:31 AM

Read this thread and be prepared to lose all faith in humanity.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/mora.../t.12326372_1/

Circuitous · 07-24-2008, 03:20 AM

People sure are stupid.

'Course they'da been stupid anyway, religion or not.

I'm not happy about having to share a species with these people, let alone a religion. I feel for ya, Innoc.

GeoKill-----> · 07-24-2008, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squeek.

Read this thread and be prepared to lose all faith in humanity.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/mora.../t.12326372_1/

OMG! Its like watching greenday arguing with himself

Hawk Eye · 07-24-2008, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squeek.

Read this thread and be prepared to lose all faith in humanity.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/mora.../t.12326372_1/

372 Pages.... fuck.

Circuitous · 07-24-2008, 06:16 AM

I actually got like five pages in and now my head hurts.

There are just as many fucktards on the evolution side.

**squeek.** · 07-24-2008, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circuitous

I actually got like five pages in and now my head hurts.

There are just as many fucktards on the evolution side.

Exactly. I said humanity. All of it.

SizeableSSonic · 07-24-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squeek.

Read this thread and be prepared to lose all faith in humanity.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/mora.../t.12326372_1/

If you would excuse me, I have to go kill myself now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some guy on there

You just proved devolution.

KubeDawg · 07-24-2008, 04:39 PM

On a more important note, I'm getting some wings for this party in goin to on Friday, and I need your help on selecting brands/flavors.

I've only eaten at one of the 3 locations I'm posting about, and their wings AND fries are damn good:

Wingstop(This is where I've eaten wings many times)
http://www.wingstop.com/menu.asp

Buffalo Wild Wings(My mom suggested this place)
http://www.buffalowildwings.com/

Wings To Go(My boss enjoys this place, and he's buying)
http://www.wingstogo.com/menu.php

Obviously the buffalo wild wings website looks the best, but the fact that my mom suggested it, makes me wonder... Wing stop's sugar coated fries are incredible. They bring tears to baby jesus' eyes. Teriyaki flavord are my fav, but buffalo wild wings ALSO has that flavor. Then we have wings to go, their web site could use a lot of work, but that doesn't necessarily mean their wings suck.

SO MANY DECISIONS!!! See, depending on what I choose here actually will change my evolutionary path, even if only a tiny bit.

**DISCLAIMER: This post is far more important than any debate on the theory of evolution or religion.**

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07-23-2008, 02:07 PM	#1
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	FSTDT! I am well aware that this will probably get moved into D&A, probably by my own hand no less. The link I am going to post is the Fundies Say The Darndest Things! Top 100 posts. I warn you that reading through these posts will most likely hurt your brain and/or demoralize you greatly.I used to read FSTDT religiously. The biggest mistake I made? I read like a year and a half's worth of posts in one sitting. I never wanted to drink myself stupid so badly. So what's FSTDT!? FSTDT! takes posts from Christian forums that are humorous, largely due to things like logical fallacies, nutty/extreme beliefs, and ignorance of one's own religion. A few of them are funny. Many of them will just make you depressed, angry, or sad. Here's the archives if you're brave, curious, and/or stupid enough to read them. The Top 100: http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1 The Archives: http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/archives.aspx?archive=1 __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

07-23-2008, 03:33 PM	#2
SizeableSSonic Joystick Junkie D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I know where YOU live! Class/Position: Engineer or Sniper Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie " __________________ I like chocolate milk.

07-23-2008, 05:13 PM	#4
SizeableSSonic Joystick Junkie D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I know where YOU live! Class/Position: Engineer or Sniper Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that 1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys 2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them 3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years 4.how come we cant speak monkey Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread " __________________ I like chocolate milk.

07-23-2008, 05:16 PM	#5
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Some of those are pretty funny, but when it comes down to it, it's all based upon beliefs. You can put all the science in the world towards the theory of evolution, but you can't prove it. You cannot prove your own very existance. Hell, there could be little green men living under the Earth's crust for all we know. Saying "God did it" is just as stupid as saying the evolution of everything is fact, rather than theory. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

07-23-2008, 06:37 PM	#6
Pixel if(0>1){printf("broked");} Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Amerika Class/Position: O Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."

07-23-2008, 06:59 PM	#8
Pixel if(0>1){printf("broked");} Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Amerika Class/Position: O Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Cannonballs don't explode...

07-23-2008, 07:33 PM	#10
Agent Buckshot Moose Wiki Standards Team Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Geokill's closet Class/Position: Sniper/Demoman Gametype: CTF Affiliations: :e0: Co-leader Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	I haven't read that site in quite a long time. Good times.

07-23-2008, 09:56 PM	#11
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	poor closed minded people __________________ Fortress-Forever Guides All Your Mapping Needs :e0: Will live on Forever Support FF:

07-24-2008, 12:31 AM	#12
squeek. Stuff Do-er Lua Team Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Northern California Class/Position: Rallygun Shooter Gametype: Conc tag (you just wait) Affiliations: Mustache Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 352 Times	Read this thread and be prepared to lose all faith in humanity. http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/mora.../t.12326372_1/ __________________ #FF.Pickup ¤ Fortress-Forever pickups My Non-official Maps Released FF_DM_Squeek - FF_2Mesa3_Classic - FF_Siege_Classic Beta FF_Myth - FF_Redlight_Greenlight Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan. - Karl Pilkington

07-24-2008, 03:20 AM	#13
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	People sure are stupid. 'Course they'da been stupid anyway, religion or not. I'm not happy about having to share a species with these people, let alone a religion. I feel for ya, Innoc. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

07-24-2008, 06:16 AM	#16
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I actually got like five pages in and now my head hurts. There are just as many fucktards on the evolution side. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

07-24-2008, 04:39 PM	#19
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	On a more important note, I'm getting some wings for this party in goin to on Friday, and I need your help on selecting brands/flavors. I've only eaten at one of the 3 locations I'm posting about, and their wings AND fries are damn good: Wingstop(This is where I've eaten wings many times) http://www.wingstop.com/menu.asp Buffalo Wild Wings(My mom suggested this place) http://www.buffalowildwings.com/ Wings To Go(My boss enjoys this place, and he's buying) http://www.wingstogo.com/menu.php Obviously the buffalo wild wings website looks the best, but the fact that my mom suggested it, makes me wonder... Wing stop's sugar coated fries are incredible. They bring tears to baby jesus' eyes. Teriyaki flavord are my fav, but buffalo wild wings ALSO has that flavor. Then we have wings to go, their web site could use a lot of work, but that doesn't necessarily mean their wings suck. SO MANY DECISIONS!!! See, depending on what I choose here actually will change my evolutionary path, even if only a tiny bit. DISCLAIMER: This post is far more important than any debate on the theory of evolution or religion. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

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