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Old 04-25-2008, 03:55 PM   #1
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Manager Communication CONTINUED

Chapter 1: Chloraseptic and Sick DaysHorsham Store: chloraseptic is the most amazing thing ever
Nick Munyat: indeed it is
Nick Munyat: and today i plan on having it save my life
Horsham Store: when I lost my voice it fueled my speach.
Nick Munyat: yep
Horsham Store: a few sprays before every customer. lol
Nick Munyat: lol
Nick Munyat: hopefully that'll work for me
Nick Munyat: i got up early because i had stuff i wanted to do before i opened the store... i didn't get out of my apartment until 5 minutes after i usually leave lol
Nick Munyat: it was awesome
Horsham Store: I hate that
Horsham Store: throws me off all day too.
Nick Munyat: yeah
Nick Munyat: it was funny too
Nick Munyat: because i got in my car and was like.. "i should head straight to work so i make sure i'm there on time"
Horsham Store: dude it's like christmas here I just got an ass load of packages
Nick Munyat: and then i was like... "f that, i'm going to walgreens"
Nick Munyat: lol nice
Horsham Store: lol nice
Horsham Store: walgreens is awesome. but seriously, when you're sick and still have to work I think it's acceptable to be a little late
Nick Munyat: heh
Horsham Store: unless you're larry
Nick Munyat: yeah... i dunno... i've been trying to edit my work ethic a little
Nick Munyat: because i've been seriously slacking in the past few months
Nick Munyat: and regardless of how pissed i am at my bosses, i still need to do the best work i can... it's weird being all introspective and crap
Nick Munyat: lol speaking of which... do you miss larry?
Horsham Store: no
Nick Munyat: haha
Horsham Store: there are 3 phones he sold before he left with no insurence or features on them. If either I or nobel sold them, the store would be doing a lot better and that fact bothers me so much lol.
Nick Munyat: lol yeah
Nick Munyat: it's funny
Nick Munyat: 4 of my 7 protections this month came last wednesday
Nick Munyat: it was pretty funny

Chapter 2: For no apparent reason, a soap box!
Horsham Store: so my friend is getting a divource and she called me because she was upset and as bad as I felt for her I couldn't help but say "well that's what happens when you get married at 19 to a dbag
Nick Munyat: i love this... my throat is completely numb after only 7 squirts of chloraseptic
Nick Munyat: yeah
Nick Munyat: i hate it when people do that
Nick Munyat: like... i'm 23 and my girl just turned 22... and i'm crazy hesitant about even thinking about marriage yet even though we have a long history together
Horsham Store: There should be a rule about getting married before you can drink.
Nick Munyat: lol yeah
Nick Munyat: because honestly, what fun is a wedding without alcohol?
Horsham Store: open bars are a must
Nick Munyat: absolutely
Nick Munyat: lol... when i get married, it's probably going to be dry
Nick Munyat: just because her dad is an alcoholic and i'm from an irish family... so that kind of goes without saying
Horsham Store: lol
Horsham Store: pass out cinnamon sticks instead, someone told me chewing on them is like drinking a lot.... granted that someone was a moron, but still it's possible.
Nick Munyat: hahaha
Nick Munyat: was it larry?
Horsham Store: no it was a non-work related friend
Nick Munyat: lol
Nick Munyat: nice

Chapter 3: Incompetance and Color Induced Homosexuality
Horsham Store: oh my god
Horsham Store: I got 6 sony displays for the 750
Horsham Store: and a mystery box which I'm betting is a 7th
Nick Munyat: wait what?
Horsham Store: in the mail.
Nick Munyat: ooooh the new sony thing?
Nick Munyat: i thought you were talking about the treo for a minute
Horsham Store: no, but the mystery box was the treo
Nick Munyat: ha
Nick Munyat: fun
Nick Munyat: i haven't even seen the new sony
Horsham Store: They sent me two of every color
Nick Munyat: nice
Horsham Store: Just because I'm jewish doesn't make me the noah's ark of cell phones.
Nick Munyat: ...
Nick Munyat: wow
Nick Munyat: lol
Horsham Store: this is gonna sound really gay, but the hot pink is kinda cool
Horsham Store: I mean, I'd never use it, but it reminds me of shiny bubble gum.
Nick Munyat: well you know what they say
Nick Munyat: pink is still gay
Horsham Store: pink is the color of love.
Horsham Store:
Nick Munyat: but i can almost guarantee that some emo kid is going to come in and buy a pink one when they come out
Nick Munyat: and i'm going to take a picture and ruin his sad little emo life
Horsham Store: we said all sorts of things like that when we had to play soccer with pink uniforms.
Horsham Store: stupid coach.
Horsham Store: lol
Nick Munyat: haha

Chapter 4: Marry Poppins! Also more cell phone talk
Horsham Store: I can't get this out of my head. "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down! makes the medicine go down"
Nick Munyat: wow
Nick Munyat: so wait... is that 750 a bar phone?
Horsham Store: no it'sa flip
Nick Munyat: hmm...
Horsham Store: with a camera but no outside screen.
Horsham Store: it's kinda cool looking actualy. but unless it's cheap I can't imagine a lot of people buying it.
Nick Munyat: nice
Nick Munyat: are you sure it's called the 750?
Nick Munyat: oooooh... it's the z750
Horsham Store: the box said it was called that
Nick Munyat: ok... and it's 3g
Horsham Store: boxes don't lie...

Chapter 5: Chloraseptic to Aid Unecessary Surgery!
Nick Munyat: you know, it's very easy to become addicted to chloraseptic
Nick Munyat: like... i'm now realizing again why i don't keep it at home when i'm not sick
Horsham Store: lol
Horsham Store: well you're only supposed to use 5 sprays
Nick Munyat: hahahaha
Horsham Store: of course I use way more than that... it works on your skin too btw
Nick Munyat: that's a funny joke
Nick Munyat: yeah... it's just an anasthetic that's okay to digest
Nick Munyat: which makes it wonderful
Horsham Store: you should perform minor surgery on yourself
Nick Munyat: hahaha
Nick Munyat: that would be a TERRIBLE idea
Nick Munyat: because i'm pretty sure workers comp won't cover whatever i screw up
Horsham Store: nothing serious
Horsham Store: just like remove a finger and then put it back.
Nick Munyat: HAHA
Nick Munyat: nice
Horsham Store: or switch your fingers around
Horsham Store: like your pointer and pinky
Horsham Store: see if anyone notices
Nick Munyat: that would be really interesting
Horsham Store: dont' actualy do that
Horsham Store: ...I'm pretty sure you can't.
Nick Munyat: yeah
Horsham Store: maybe they have a wikipedia for it.
Nick Munyat: that would probably end poorly
Nick Munyat: lol

Chapter 6: Roommate appreciation and good riddance
Horsham Store: there's something to be said about a roommate whom you can text "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" and respond "in a most delightful way"
Nick Munyat: i think i've used enough chloraseptic now that i'm having trouble feeling my left arm
Horsham Store: lol
Horsham Store: its gotten into your bloodstream.
Nick Munyat: awesome
Nick Munyat: i'm leaving as soon as curran gets here
Nick Munyat: i'm a terrible manager... i'm making him close on his last day
Horsham Store: that's mean.
Horsham Store: but at least you dont' have to worry about curran screwing you over or anything.
Horsham Store: I was so afraid I was gonna come to work after larry closed on his last day and find a "sold" sign on the property or something.


The end.... OR IS IT???!!1!!? (the 1 makes it funny)

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Old 04-25-2008, 05:11 PM   #2
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Where's the funny? Read the first two and they're both Had-to-be-there/inside things.
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Old 04-25-2008, 05:44 PM   #3
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Old 04-25-2008, 06:51 PM   #4
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Actualy they aren't all funny. The closer to the end the funnier it gets. It's just one single conversation so the only reason I posted more than just the funny ones is A because I didn't feel like editing, and B because it shows how randomly the convos change.

It's worth a skim I wouldn't say a full out read.

Also Silver I'm sorry neither of just shouted FIVE THOUSAND!!!!! over and over. I know that's not your sense of humor.
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Old 04-26-2008, 01:46 AM   #5
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A decent diversion - not exactly funny, but amusing enough that I don't feel like the time was wasted.
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Old 04-27-2008, 05:17 AM   #6
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Actualy they aren't all funny. The closer to the end the funnier it gets. It's just one single conversation so the only reason I posted more than just the funny ones is A because I didn't feel like editing, and B because it shows how randomly the convos change.

It's worth a skim I wouldn't say a full out read.

Also Silver I'm sorry neither of just shouted FIVE THOUSAND!!!!! over and over. I know that's not your sense of humor.
That works on the same principle as what you have up there. You just posted a bunch of stuff that really wasn't that funny, else it would have been in the YLYL thread.
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:29 AM   #7
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Also, it's NINE THOUSAAAAND instead of five.
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Old 04-27-2008, 05:47 PM   #8
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That works on the same principle as what you have up there. You just posted a bunch of stuff that really wasn't that funny, else it would have been in the YLYL thread.

You're just upset because I don't think your *9 thousand jokes are funny.




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Old 04-27-2008, 06:54 PM   #9
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ITS OVER FIIIIVE THOUUUUUSANNNNDDD
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:21 PM   #10
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You're just upset because I don't think your *9 thousand jokes are funny.




*Thanks to bubbles for the correction.
No, I don't think they're that funny either. They're fun to do in the hallway though. "Hey Owen I've got a question for ya." "Yeah"? "What's the scouter say about his power level!?" "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!"

You're getting a little too butthurt over your stuff not being funny. I post stuff like that a lot too, without thinking about whether or not OTHER people will find it funny. Srsly.
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Old 04-27-2008, 09:11 PM   #11
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On the contrary I'm not hurt at all. I'm just bored.

Very Bored.

However bored you're thinking I am right now times like 10 bored units.


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Boredom is a pretty good excuse except against the bored, 'cuz we know better.
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THE BOREDOM LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANNDDD!

...That was fucking lame, never doing that again.
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