04-22-2008, 11:26 PM | #1 |
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Dost thou remember?
Ahhh Shakespear, anyone remember these two scenes?
ACT I SCENE 2. A road, morning. Enter JULES and VINCENT, murderers. V: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie? J: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue? V: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike Are strange to ours, with their own history: Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house. J: What say they then, pray? V: Hachis Parmentier. J: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream? V: Cream is but cream, only they say la crème. J: What do they name black pudding? V: I know not; I visited no inn it could be bought. ---------- J: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration? Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still. Allow me then to offer a response. Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray. B: What? J: What country dost thou hail from? B: What? J: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What? I know but naught of thy fair country What. What language speak they in the land of What? B: What? J: English, base knave, dost thou speak it? B: Aye! J: Then hearken to my words and answer them! Describe to me Marsellus Wallace! B: What? JULES presses his knife to BRETT's throat J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again! I dare thee utter 'What' again but once! I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name! Now, paint for me a portraiture in words, If thou hast any in thy head but 'What', Of Marsellus Wallace! B: He is dark. J: Aye, and what more? B: His head is shaven bald. J: Hath he the semblance of a harlot? B: What? JULES strikes and BRETT cries out J: Hath he the semblance of a harlot? B: Nay! J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus? B: I did not! J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst! Thou sought to rape him like a chattel whore! And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed With aught but Lady Wallace, whom he wed. ---- I don't deserve any credit personally, this was made by some guy called Ceruleanst, he even put up a wiki where people can help recreate the entire movie. Last edited by bokko; 04-23-2008 at 11:59 AM. |
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04-22-2008, 11:29 PM | #2 |
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Fantastic.
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04-23-2008, 03:27 AM | #3 |
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Gotta love Shakespeare.
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04-23-2008, 04:58 AM | #4 |
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/me applauds
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04-23-2008, 05:17 AM | #5 |
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Nurse: You go girl!
But seriously, that was good .
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04-23-2008, 11:58 AM | #6 |
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I don't deserve any credit personally, this was made by some guy called Ceruleanst, he even put up a wiki where people can help recreate the entire movie.
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04-23-2008, 01:40 PM | #7 |
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I am still reaching through the bounds of my soul.........
to find out what the purpose of recreating this play for any reason is. Since I am very cultured and versed in the ways of life I still cannot find it upon me on the reasons why it must be so. Romeo and Juliet for example was done better with Leo ' Decaprio and the updated version with guns carrying the family crest was awesome. The updated version of O' was good as well. I cannot seem to find the shakesperian play that the movie Gattica was based on but it was good. Toi recreate a worded version of Shakespere is like buying underwear at a Pawn shop. Sure it is a cheaper alternative but all in all not the best practice to be following.
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04-23-2008, 02:11 PM | #8 |
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DH you always make me laugh.
That is amazing up there by the way. I kind want to see it acted out like that. |
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