Ever been tasered??

GambiT · 04-12-2008, 03:17 AM

heres the story:

My younger brother is a cop, 3 days ago i asked him to tase me so i could see what its like, he said "no, well maybe when you get a few more beers in you i will", well..yesterday i had a good buzz going and i kept asking and asking, finally he said ok, but he wanted to check to make sure he wouldnt get in trouble. so he calls the chief of police(good friend of my dads and we play texas hold'em together every week, good man), he told him "if robert thinks hes man enough then tase his ass", lol, alright...

so he tells me to sit down before he does it, so i sit down, and he shocks my ass, WOW! now heres the thing, i know i'm a freak, but i didnt know how much of a freak i was until he shocked me, i swear i had a dry orgasm, omg it was awesome. anyway, he told me to hold something in my hand, so i responded with why? and he said because when i hit you with it again your going to throw it. i didnt, he hit me and i held on to it and then begged him to hit me again. i loved it. he hit me with it about 4-5 times i guess.

anyway, wow that thing is awesome, i tried to get it to bring to my ladies house but he wouldnt let me. lol.

my arm isnt sore but i can feel where he hit me, its kinda tender.

anyway, anybody else ever been shocked before? tell your story...

FrenchToast · 04-12-2008, 03:25 AM

Haven't yet, but I will be when I train to be a police officer. Tasers and pepper spray... those'll be fun.

VinnytheBoss · 04-12-2008, 03:34 AM

dont taze me bro

Circuitous · 04-12-2008, 03:40 AM

Oh God. I bet there's a forum already dedicated to the pursuit of taser orgasms.

Credge · 04-12-2008, 05:20 AM

Taze me, bro.

Iggy · 04-13-2008, 12:35 AM

I own one of the stun-guns, with the non-shootable contacts. 80,000 volts. You need to be up on someone for this one. I've accidently zapped myself with it....made my hand go numb for almost 20 minutes.

Ihmhi · 04-13-2008, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circuitous

Oh God. I bet there's a forum already dedicated to the pursuit of taser orgasms.

There is one at http://www.onehitcombo.net

Circ, you set up the site and video and I'll get some idiots to go on camera, pantless and tazered.

MightyLotu · 04-13-2008, 10:05 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc

BinaryLife · 04-13-2008, 04:12 PM

It's not suprising. There are a vast amount of people who get stimulated by electrical shock. I would try it once.

..but if I liked it I'd be scared lol.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 04-13-2008, 10:08 PM

wet floor, bare feet, exposed wire.

I had to sit down for about half an hour.

Ihmhi · 04-14-2008, 12:27 AM

My dad salvaged an old lamp, one of the ones with a metal pull chain. When I went to turn it on, I notice my finger felt asleep. Also, the light wouldn't go on.

I don't know what the hell he did, but he crossed a wire somewhere. Instead of a low voltage being fed to the bulb, it was somehow fed to the pull chain. It felt all tingly.

CatzEyes93 · 04-16-2008, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GambiT

.... i swear i had a dry orgasm, omg it was awesome. ...

ROFLMAO!OMGLOL!

+20

Iggy · 04-18-2008, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihmhi

It felt all tingly.

That line has given me the most disturbing visual..........

DarkeN_HellspawN · 04-19-2008, 02:42 AM

with a black jack and in knocked me to the ground cold. That SOB dropped me like a sack of potatoes and taught myself and my friend not to get lippy with the police and to not to try to talk shit while drunk if you are only 17. I still have yet to feel something that hurt that bad since but a brick up side the head came close but no cigar. He is a pic of those nasty f#$ing SOB's.

http://www.blade-empire.com/Law_Enfo...arge-Hand-.jpg

I didnt get a dry orgasm from that but the side of my head did hurt for about three weeks if that counts.

dh

04-12-2008, 03:17 AM	#1
GambiT Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Baton Rouge Class/Position: Spy Affiliations: -=DoM=- Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Ever been tasered?? heres the story: My younger brother is a cop, 3 days ago i asked him to tase me so i could see what its like, he said "no, well maybe when you get a few more beers in you i will", well..yesterday i had a good buzz going and i kept asking and asking, finally he said ok, but he wanted to check to make sure he wouldnt get in trouble. so he calls the chief of police(good friend of my dads and we play texas hold'em together every week, good man), he told him "if robert thinks hes man enough then tase his ass", lol, alright... so he tells me to sit down before he does it, so i sit down, and he shocks my ass, WOW! now heres the thing, i know i'm a freak, but i didnt know how much of a freak i was until he shocked me, i swear i had a dry orgasm, omg it was awesome. anyway, he told me to hold something in my hand, so i responded with why? and he said because when i hit you with it again your going to throw it. i didnt, he hit me and i held on to it and then begged him to hit me again. i loved it. he hit me with it about 4-5 times i guess. anyway, wow that thing is awesome, i tried to get it to bring to my ladies house but he wouldnt let me. lol. my arm isnt sore but i can feel where he hit me, its kinda tender. anyway, anybody else ever been shocked before? tell your story... __________________ -------------------------------FF_Rock2(WIP)------------------------------ ---------------------------FF_RedGiant(Released)------------------------- --------------------------FF_Fragzone_G(Released)------------------------ --------------------------FF_Civibash_G(Released)------------------------ -------------------FF_Conc_G1(WIP)-------------------- -------------------FF_Hollow_G(WIP)---------------------

04-12-2008, 03:25 AM	#2
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Haven't yet, but I will be when I train to be a police officer. Tasers and pepper spray... those'll be fun. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

04-12-2008, 03:40 AM	#4
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Oh God. I bet there's a forum already dedicated to the pursuit of taser orgasms. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

04-12-2008, 05:20 AM	#5
Credge FF Loremaster Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 4 Times	Taze me, bro. __________________ "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan

04-14-2008, 12:27 AM	#11
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	My dad salvaged an old lamp, one of the ones with a metal pull chain. When I went to turn it on, I notice my finger felt asleep. Also, the light wouldn't go on. I don't know what the hell he did, but he crossed a wire somewhere. Instead of a low voltage being fed to the bulb, it was somehow fed to the pull chain. It felt all tingly. __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

04-12-2008, 03:34 AM	#3
VinnytheBoss Boss 4 all da rite reasons Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: jersey Class/Position: O scout/med D sol/demo Gametype: CTF Affiliations: Founder of the Goodfellas. Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	dont taze me bro

04-13-2008, 10:05 AM	#8
MightyLotu Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Belgium Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc

04-13-2008, 04:12 PM	#9
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	It's not suprising. There are a vast amount of people who get stimulated by electrical shock. I would try it once. ..but if I liked it I'd be scared lol.

04-13-2008, 10:08 PM	#10
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	wet floor, bare feet, exposed wire. I had to sit down for about half an hour.

04-19-2008, 02:42 AM	#14
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Nope..........never been tasered but I was hit by a police officer........ with a black jack and in knocked me to the ground cold. That SOB dropped me like a sack of potatoes and taught myself and my friend not to get lippy with the police and to not to try to talk shit while drunk if you are only 17. I still have yet to feel something that hurt that bad since but a brick up side the head came close but no cigar. He is a pic of those nasty f#$ing SOB's. http://www.blade-empire.com/Law_Enfo...arge-Hand-.jpg I didnt get a dry orgasm from that but the side of my head did hurt for about three weeks if that counts. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

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