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Old 07-14-2007, 05:48 AM   #1
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Ima murder him when he's sleeping.

http://www.pandachute.com/videos/hit..._with_a_hammer
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Old 07-14-2007, 08:02 AM   #2
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LMFAOROFL omg, I'd kill a kid. Wow, wtf.
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:44 PM   #3
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Kill him in his sleep? I would beat the shit out of him with the hammer right then and there.
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Old 07-14-2007, 10:01 PM   #4
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"I think I might have a concussion!"



But to be honest... I'd act the same way.
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Old 07-14-2007, 10:24 PM   #5
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I think I've heard about 10 'holy shit's
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Old 07-14-2007, 10:33 PM   #6
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"I think I might have a concussion!"



But to be honest... I'd act the same way.
You probably would after getting hit in the head with a fuckin hammer.
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Old 07-14-2007, 10:39 PM   #7
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Old 07-14-2007, 10:48 PM   #8
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You probably would after getting hit in the head with a fuckin hammer.
I rammed my head into a merry-go-round once... got one hell of a goose egg, but no concussion.
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Old 07-15-2007, 01:57 AM   #9
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Yeah if a friend pegged me in the head with a hammer that would be the end of our friendship.. and when I stopped crying, the end of anything of his I can hit with a hammer before getting shot up/arrested by the cops.
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Old 07-15-2007, 07:19 AM   #10
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Yeah if a friend pegged me in the head with a hammer that would be the end of our friendship.. and when I stopped crying, the end of anything of his I can hit with a hammer before getting shot up/arrested by the cops.
It was his brother. Now what do you do?
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Old 07-15-2007, 07:19 AM   #11
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Piss in his bed, but not alot. Just enough to make it jucky and not enough to make him notice. And similar things to his other things(clean your ass with his toothbrush etc). Film it and give it to him for christmas.
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Old 07-15-2007, 10:37 AM   #12
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It was his brother. Now what do you do?
Beat him senseless and blame it on brotherly competition gone wrong.
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Old 07-15-2007, 02:15 PM   #13
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It was his brother. Now what do you do?

I don't see how that changes anything. Maybe it's cause I never had a brother growing up, but I'd still pound his face with that hammer if he pegged one at me intentionally.
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Old 07-15-2007, 02:38 PM   #14
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Remind me to never try to crowbar you in FF, binary. :P
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Old 07-15-2007, 02:40 PM   #15
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLS3bQaucLU


This one is much better...and much more warrants murder in sleep.
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Old 07-15-2007, 02:49 PM   #16
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Wow he did have a huge lump on his head.

But I like this one much more...
http://www.pandachute.com/videos/unsuspecting_smack
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Old 07-15-2007, 02:52 PM   #17
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First off, after the shock, I'd get up and break the kids skateboard in half, then punch him in the jaw... When he was down, I'd crack the other half of the board over his back.

^ my reaction...

But the video was funny, cause it wasn't me :P
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Old 07-15-2007, 08:43 PM   #18
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When I was like, 8 or 9, I got hit on the head with a toy boat..
Not a small boat, like a transatlantic one. That fucking thing had a sharp edge that made quite a damage on me ):
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Old 07-15-2007, 08:49 PM   #19
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This one is much better...and much more warrants murder in sleep.
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