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Old 03-06-2005, 11:51 PM   #101
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he didnt like left handed-midget-eskimo-albinos any more than the next man but
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Old 03-07-2005, 12:30 AM   #102
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the right-handed-midget-eskimo-albino that was looking up his pants leg was somehow different. Strange thoughts passed through his mind, he began fantasizing about....
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Old 03-07-2005, 12:36 AM   #103
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how good Crossover2 looked, he was then he was interrupted by...
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Old 03-07-2005, 12:38 AM   #104
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Paying for one of those prizey operations to restore Barney's manhood and scrotum. He was going to use the money he had earned so hard while walking the streets of bangkok pleasuring tourists...

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Old 03-07-2005, 12:47 AM   #105
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But then gordon fell into a deep dep sleep after fantazizing and dreamt about how the g-man was in a time machine going back and fourth so he could have multiple orgasims during his little jerk offathon with his US government pals who told g-man "DONT PLAY WITH YOUR SELF OR YOU WILL PAY US IN PESOS!" but then out of no where a...
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Old 03-07-2005, 02:02 AM   #106
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combine soldier jumped out of nowhere and started speaking gibberish. Gordon and Barney started to laugh and said to the combine guy "want to take a hit off this joint?" the combine soldier...[/b]
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Old 03-07-2005, 02:37 AM   #107
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said "WAIT! I cant think another thought!
My shits already clogged up with tetrahydrocannabinol ! "
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Old 03-08-2005, 03:45 AM   #108
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"and I'm out of Drano." Wondering what he would do next he looked through the medicine cabinet and found a strange looking container containing....
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Old 03-08-2005, 03:55 AM   #109
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absolutely nothing ! barely containing the dissapointment, he then...
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Old 03-08-2005, 06:48 AM   #110
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decided to take up heroin. he didnt have any though. so instead of that he went and got himself some...
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Old 03-08-2005, 03:16 PM   #111
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Cocaine, however, after asking a Wal-Mart sales associate for coke, she directed him to the Coca-Cola! He snorted the Coca-Cola and...
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Old 03-08-2005, 03:59 PM   #112
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..dated a pig that had a flesh smelling ponny tail with bells around it's neck, but it..
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Old 03-12-2005, 04:03 PM   #113
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was unable to get it's own talk show like Ellen Degenerate. This was probably a blessing in disguise so he...
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Old 03-13-2005, 02:34 AM   #114
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Sat down with his own bag of chips. "The key to happiness is high expectations and your own bag of chips" he said, little did he know someone was listening...
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Old 03-14-2005, 07:48 PM   #115
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It was Duke Nukem who shot him in the back of the head. As the last bits of his life ebbed away he heard Duke say, "I haven't worked since you came on the scene..this is payback. Now where'd that Gordon guy get off to?"

THE END


(figured it had to happen eventually as interest in the thread faded.)
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