03-06-2005, 11:51 PM | #101 |
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he didnt like left handed-midget-eskimo-albinos any more than the next man but
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03-07-2005, 12:30 AM | #102 |
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the right-handed-midget-eskimo-albino that was looking up his pants leg was somehow different. Strange thoughts passed through his mind, he began fantasizing about....
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03-07-2005, 12:36 AM | #103 |
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how good Crossover2 looked, he was then he was interrupted by...
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03-07-2005, 12:38 AM | #104 |
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Paying for one of those prizey operations to restore Barney's manhood and scrotum. He was going to use the money he had earned so hard while walking the streets of bangkok pleasuring tourists...
*Edit* mine was to follow up on furby's |
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03-07-2005, 12:47 AM | #105 |
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But then gordon fell into a deep dep sleep after fantazizing and dreamt about how the g-man was in a time machine going back and fourth so he could have multiple orgasims during his little jerk offathon with his US government pals who told g-man "DONT PLAY WITH YOUR SELF OR YOU WILL PAY US IN PESOS!" but then out of no where a...
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03-07-2005, 02:02 AM | #106 |
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combine soldier jumped out of nowhere and started speaking gibberish. Gordon and Barney started to laugh and said to the combine guy "want to take a hit off this joint?" the combine soldier...[/b]
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03-07-2005, 02:37 AM | #107 |
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said "WAIT! I cant think another thought!
My shits already clogged up with tetrahydrocannabinol ! " |
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03-08-2005, 03:45 AM | #108 |
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"and I'm out of Drano." Wondering what he would do next he looked through the medicine cabinet and found a strange looking container containing....
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03-08-2005, 03:55 AM | #109 |
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absolutely nothing ! barely containing the dissapointment, he then...
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03-08-2005, 06:48 AM | #110 |
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decided to take up heroin. he didnt have any though. so instead of that he went and got himself some...
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03-08-2005, 03:16 PM | #111 |
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Cocaine, however, after asking a Wal-Mart sales associate for coke, she directed him to the Coca-Cola! He snorted the Coca-Cola and...
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03-08-2005, 03:59 PM | #112 |
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..dated a pig that had a flesh smelling ponny tail with bells around it's neck, but it..
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03-12-2005, 04:03 PM | #113 |
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was unable to get it's own talk show like Ellen Degenerate. This was probably a blessing in disguise so he...
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03-13-2005, 02:34 AM | #114 |
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Sat down with his own bag of chips. "The key to happiness is high expectations and your own bag of chips" he said, little did he know someone was listening...
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03-14-2005, 07:48 PM | #115 |
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It was Duke Nukem who shot him in the back of the head. As the last bits of his life ebbed away he heard Duke say, "I haven't worked since you came on the scene..this is payback. Now where'd that Gordon guy get off to?"
THE END (figured it had to happen eventually as interest in the thread faded.) |
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