I had to go SO BAD....

o_vampiricus · 10-27-2006, 07:49 AM

"That My body was not going to hold out much longer. I was getting dizzy and insane. The feeling in my bowels was angry and urgent. In my delirium I imagined a mob scene of slimy brown turd people shouting and waving torches as they stormed the gates of my sphincter. They had built a battering ram and were slamming repeatedly at my ever-weakening last defense. They were desperate to escape their fleshy prison, and with each charge they came closer to freedom. But if I didn't figure something out in the next thirty seconds, they were going to be escaping all over my pants."

THISis fucking hilarious. His name is Rob, and he writes some pretty funny stuff.

o_theres *nothing* here · 10-27-2006, 08:38 AM

Ever had that happen?

Six laps around the school oval, bad time for tummy ache.

o_nuk3m · 10-27-2006, 04:35 PM

oooooooo

o_bubbles · 10-28-2006, 02:10 PM

Oh dear god! Enemas... lol

o_zsilver_fox · 10-28-2006, 06:54 PM

That guy is the new Tucker Max

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10-27-2006, 07:49 AM	#1
o_vampiricus Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I had to go SO BAD.... "That My body was not going to hold out much longer. I was getting dizzy and insane. The feeling in my bowels was angry and urgent. In my delirium I imagined a mob scene of slimy brown turd people shouting and waving torches as they stormed the gates of my sphincter. They had built a battering ram and were slamming repeatedly at my ever-weakening last defense. They were desperate to escape their fleshy prison, and with each charge they came closer to freedom. But if I didn't figure something out in the next thirty seconds, they were going to be escaping all over my pants." THISis fucking hilarious. His name is Rob, and he writes some pretty funny stuff.

10-27-2006, 08:38 AM	#2
o_theres nothing here Join Date: May 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Ever had that happen? Six laps around the school oval, bad time for tummy ache.

10-27-2006, 04:35 PM	#3
o_nuk3m Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Jersy, USA! reppin' Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	oooooooo

10-28-2006, 02:10 PM	#4
o_bubbles Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Oh dear god! Enemas... lol

10-28-2006, 06:54 PM	#5
o_zsilver_fox Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	That guy is the new Tucker Max .

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