im sleeping with earplugs from now on

[o_skanky butterpuss]

i hate fucking fish flies
i know puppychow and mario and mr beefy know what im talking about...

these fuckers cause car accidents and shit.

[o_uber]

Originally Posted by Osiris

run over? Or over run? If it's the latter I want pictures

I'd actually like to see the former.

[o_frenchtoast]

Originally Posted by DancingFool

I hate silverfish so much. During the transition from summer to fall my house is full of them. And so thus I kill tons.

I hate grouperfish. Well actually, they're okay, they hang out with starfish.

[o_osiris]

Originally Posted by uBeR

I'd actually like to see the former.

Woah, I just realised I said that wrong. I agree.

[Mulchman MM]

Originally Posted by Coldy

rofl, Star Trek ftw.

[o_the russian]

my house is filled with fruit flies >_< ... I dont know where theyre finding the fruit thought, its all in cans! ... we get maggots in our dumpster a lot too, but they dont immediately migrate into the house... I have a policy of not killing ANY spider in the house, because where I live the housing is built on a swamp and we have serious mosquito problems cuz we live next to a pond to boot...

they released several dozen bats about 5 yrs ago, wow, they realy took down the population of mosquitos, but now we have flocks of bats flying in our forest, without any predators and a never ending supply of bat food... however, I'd rather have bats than mosquitos... and hence why i dont kill spiders, they get all the other bugs that get into my home...

[o_tennovan]

Originally Posted by Mervaka

hey, you guys get it lightly. my cat used to bring parts of rodent/bird to my parents' bedroom door as a present. one time, my cat presented my parents the head and spine of a fieldmouse.

My cats do that shit all the time. I remember one Saturday, they brought a bird. On Sunday, they brought a fuckin dead rabbit. The next Saturday it was a snake and the next day, a half-eaten frog.

I try to be all nice and shit since its a present but after a while, it grosses you out. I basically have a shovel dedicated to scooping up dead animals.

[o_player]

Originally Posted by The Russian

...bats...

Bats are the biggest threat concerning rabies. Shoot them, shoot them all now! :P

[o_tennovan]

Originally Posted by Player

Bats are the biggest threat concerning rabies. Shoot them, shoot them all now! :P

Actually now that I think about it, my cats brought in some bats about 3 months ago. We found them on a table cloth in the garage, wrapped up so tightly I almost didn't realize it was a bat. They were hurt, I guess my cats jacked them up so they couldn't fly. I took the "animal" shovel and scooped em up, put them on the fence. Never saw em again.

That was a good story.

[o_frenchtoast]

See? Cats are stupid, they don't know bats give them rabies.

[o_the russian]

hmm, i dont know if the kind of bats they released round here bite anything mammal or carry rabies... they do like to swoop down into ppls hair though, its funny, I cant figure out why they do that...

[Defrag]

I woke up with a spider in my hair two nights running, then the next night I figured it was the same again. Turned on my light and there was a devil's coach-horse on my pillow. Vile little bastards.

They nip. I escaped with my life to tell you this tale.

http://www.homepages.mcb.net/wormwell/DCH1.jpg
http://www.mbphotography.net/Wildlif...horse%204.html

[o_tennovan]

Those things look fuckin scary.

[o_theres *nothing* here]

Originally Posted by Osiris

run over? Or over run? If it's the latter I want pictures

Rofl.

Kay, holy motherfck Tennovan.


I'm glad I live somewhere cold.