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Old 02-21-2006, 09:33 PM   #1
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What did you say???

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says: "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big guy says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds,
and my name is Turner Brown."
The little guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Holy Crap, I thought you said, "Turn around"!!!
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Old 02-21-2006, 09:44 PM   #2
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paaaahahahaha! ace.
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Old 02-21-2006, 10:01 PM   #3
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This one is a classic. I heard it alot as a kid.
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Old 02-21-2006, 11:17 PM   #4
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haha, love it
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Old 02-22-2006, 05:49 PM   #5
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Bravo.
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Old 02-23-2006, 07:11 AM   #6
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hahaha, I'm using this 2morrow
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