Porn Movie Title Game

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This is a game I played with my friends, especially at parties and most especially when we were loaded.

The premise is simple... over the years, a real movie sometimes spawns a porno themed after it. Examples? Er... well, I am sure you have heard of some, I just can not remember any specific examples at the moment.

Anyway, here is how the game works. I start things out with a movie title. The person who replies writes a pornified version of the movie title. They also add in a new movie title for the next person to pornify. Here are some examples.

Originally Posted by Original Post

The Sixth Day

Originally Posted by First Replier

The Sixth Inch

The Neverending Story

Originally Posted by Second Replier

The Neverending Orgy

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Originally Posted by Third Replier

Star Secks II: The Wrath of pr0n

Silent Hill

...and so on.

Now, the rules.

1. Movie titles only; no television, radio shows, etc. No direct-to-video stuff either; only stuff that has ever been released in theaters. The country of origin does not matter, so something like Battle Royale is fine.

2. Try not to repeat movie titles at all. At the very least, do not repeat them on the same page, 'kay?

3. Remember to post your pornified version of the movie title and a clean movie title for the next person to convert.

4. If you want to comment in the thread but also want to play, do not double post, do something like this:

Originally Posted by d00d!

Star Secks II:The Wrath of pr0n

This game is really fun d00ds!

Flash Gordon

So basically make sure your reply is at the very top of your post and your clean movie title is at the very bottom; keep comments and such in the middle.

5. If a porn movie title actually exists for a named movie and you want to use the title, that is perfectly fine by me.

I will be playing myself, of course, and I will pop in now and then to clean up any mistakes (such as someone not posting a clean movie title) to keep the game going.

Do not be afraid to use long and complex movie titles; I have seen some very creative answers in the past.

With that, I shall be getting things started with the first movie!

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Dungeons & Dragons

Awards Page 1

Best Pornification
The Russian
Equilibrium into Equine-librium

Awards Page 2

Best Pornification
Mervaka
Grosse Point Blank into Gross Pointy Black Thing

Awards Page 3

Best Pornification
Dr Zoidberg
The Hebrew Hammer into Hebrew Hammering
Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!

Awards Page 4

Best Pornification
zSilver_Fox
Meet Joe Black into Meet Jo' Momma