(HORSEPORN) The Official "Words of Wisdom" Thread

Iggy · 03-02-2009, 11:58 PM

Ok, the point of this thread, is to pass on some tidbit of wisdom you have heard/learned at some point in your life. If you know the source of the wisdom, give credit.... if not, put it as "unknown". I'll start:

"Never get stoned and then attempt pilates." -Me.

"Never ask your girlfriend to hold onto your pants, while you lean out the window of a car moving in excess of 80mph in an attempt to grab a road cone." -Me.

"Boy, there's more than one way to skin a cat, and the best way is to boil the little bastard." -An old man said to me when I was a child.

uBeR · 03-03-2009, 12:56 AM

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill together. Ever.

zSilver_Fox · 03-03-2009, 02:12 AM

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee

FrenchToast · 03-03-2009, 03:40 AM

Don't sit in the passenger seat when your idiot friend just bought a new Mitsubishi Lancer Evo.

GeoKill-----> · 03-03-2009, 06:15 AM

If you have to eat ramen, please eat it with a fork rather than a spoon.

R00Kie · 03-03-2009, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoKill----->

If you have to eat ramen, please eat it with Chopsticks rather than a spoon.

fix'd

Shadow00Caster · 03-03-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoKill----->

If you have to eat ramen, please eat it with a fork rather than a spoon.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .. thats only funny in a secret way.

Iggy · 03-12-2009, 11:59 PM

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Iggy [AE] 81206: Oh fuck! Did you hear about the fight club that got busted?
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: No lol
Iggy [AE] 81206: I swear to you, I am not making this up: a Fight Club was discovered in a school/church center for mentally disabled children.
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: ...
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Iggy [AE] 81206: The kids were made to fight....
Iggy [AE] 81206: I sat here with my jaw in my lap when that came on this morning....
Iggy [AE] 81206: I couldn't decide wether I should try and record the story/look it up on the web, or just die laughing.
Iggy [AE] 81206: I should be the only person on the planet who thinks up bizarre shit like that..... it scares me that someone else out there is that fucked in the head.

[AE] 82694 · 03-13-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Iggy

Quote:

Iggy [AE] 81206: Oh fuck! Did you hear about the fight club that got busted?
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: No lol
Iggy [AE] 81206: I swear to you, I am not making this up: a Fight Club was discovered in a school/church center for mentally disabled children.
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: ...
[AE]™ 0112 Ihmhi *SJB: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Iggy [AE] 81206: The kids were made to fight....
Iggy [AE] 81206: I sat here with my jaw in my lap when that came on this morning....
Iggy [AE] 81206: I couldn't decide wether I should try and record the story/look it up on the web, or just die laughing.
Iggy [AE] 81206: I should be the only person on the planet who thinks up bizarre shit like that..... it scares me that someone else out there is that fucked in the head.

I thought you were going to ask Ihmhi if he was there "participating" when it got busted.

Iggy · 03-13-2009, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by [AE] 82694

I thought you were going to ask Ihmhi if he was there "participating" when it got busted.

Now you know as well as I do that he can't keep up with retarded kids.....

fishBurger · 03-13-2009, 09:39 PM

If they make you clean pissers, be the best pisser cleaner they've got.

03-03-2009, 12:56 AM	#2
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill together. Ever. __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

03-03-2009, 02:12 AM	#3
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

03-03-2009, 03:40 AM	#4
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Don't sit in the passenger seat when your idiot friend just bought a new Mitsubishi Lancer Evo. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

03-03-2009, 06:15 AM	#5
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	If you have to eat ramen, please eat it with a fork rather than a spoon. __________________ Fortress-Forever Guides All Your Mapping Needs :e0: Will live on Forever Support FF:

03-13-2009, 09:39 PM	#11
fishBurger get off my lawn Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O scout / demo Gametype: killing Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	If they make you clean pissers, be the best pisser cleaner they've got. __________________ That means that either you are an American, or you are NOT an American. There is no hyphenated exception. -Iggy

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