What alcohol would each class drink ?

barronofhellion · 10-05-2007, 03:04 AM

Spy: Martini (as if this had to be said)
Demoman: Rum (must be the eyepatch)
Scout: those damn energy drinks that have like 6% alcohol in them
Sniper: Whiskey
Soilder: Pritty much everything , all at once
Pyro: Flaming B52 (or a shot of something that is on fire)
Civilian: Gin
Medic: Hennessey
Engineer: Tequila
Heavy Weapons: BEER, LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER

Coronius · 10-05-2007, 03:13 AM

Jägerbombs

barronofhellion · 10-05-2007, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Coronius

Jägerbombs

Quote:

Demoman: Jägerbombs

Ihmhi · 10-05-2007, 03:56 AM

Excuse me, I believe the Civilian would drink Cognac or 12 year old Scotch.

Ihmhi: Everclear

I can feel my liver melting already!

LawJik · 10-05-2007, 04:13 AM

Scout: Rebull+Vodka/Michelob Ultra

Edit: For Coronius "Jägerbombs, fuckin' shower in that shit"

barronofhellion · 10-05-2007, 04:18 AM

Spy: Martini (as if this had to be said)
Demoman: Rum (must be the eyepatch) / Jägerbombs
Scout: those damn energy drinks that have like 6% alcohol in them
Sniper: Whiskey
Soilder: Pritty much everything , all at once
Pyro: Flaming B52 (or a shot of something that is on fire)
Civilian: Gin / Cognac or 12 year old Scotch.
Medic: Hennessey
Engineer: Tequila
Heavy Weapons: BEER, LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER
Ihmhi: Everclear

Suite307 · 10-05-2007, 09:37 AM

Since scouts are gay, they would probably drink Sierra Mist.

Bubbles · 10-05-2007, 09:42 AM

Soldiers drink glue!! >:c(

**mervaka** · 10-05-2007, 01:05 PM

why is this conversation taking place.. ?

Christian · 10-05-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by barronofhellion

Scout: those damn energy drinks that have like 6% alcohol in them

That much?

barronofhellion · 10-05-2007, 02:18 PM

yea theres some going around, one's called tilt

it gives you a massive conc-- err headache though

Riff Zifnab · 10-05-2007, 02:51 PM

Oh god, stay the fuck away from Tilt. A friend and I enjoy trying various (bad) beverages so we got a case of tilt one night. I drank the majority of them and felt like utter crap the next day. I swore off carbonated alcoholic energy drinks after that. I don't even normally get hangovers (drink watter and lots of it before bed) but this stuff kicked my ass. Its allso hell trying to fall asleep after drinking it.

And this seems to be tallored to the TF2 characters, wtf? d: FF spy is more industrial espianage/hacker kind of guy, not some James Bond/Lupin the 3'rd knockoff. I can't really see him geting drunk, it impares his abiliys. For that matter most of the FF classes seem to be much more professional then their TF2 counterparts. FF classes probably go home to the wife and kids have a nice meal and talk about their day.

Wife: "How was work dear?"
HWG: "Terrible, we got powned on Well, I just couldn't keep the damn conking medics out of the flag room today. Must be getting old. How was your day honney?"
Wife: "Oh you know the usural, people hogging the printer, my boss is giving me more of his work to do, my workers arn't doing what they should."
HWG:"Want me to bring the AC to work next time I swing by?"
Kid 1 (Sara):"Daaaaad, Dan poked me!"
Kid 2 (Dan): "Did not!"
HWG:"Kids, what have I told you about behaving at the dinner table?"
Dan & Sara (in unison): "no fighting or we don't get to play Xbox or computer"

Ok, this is an utter crap of a post but I spent too long on it anyway. At least it doesn't really degrade this thread any. d:

Bubbles · 10-05-2007, 10:28 PM

lol

barronofhellion · 10-05-2007, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Riff Zifnab

and felt like utter crap the next day.

lol yea thats why i said it gives him that extra conc ( headache )

SizeableSSonic · 10-05-2007, 11:45 PM

The Spy's martini is shaken, not stirred, correct?

Iggy · 10-06-2007, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riff Zifnab

Wife: "How was work dear?"
HWG: "Terrible, we got powned on Well, I just couldn't keep the damn conking medics out of the flag room today. Must be getting old. How was your day honney?"
Wife: "Oh you know the usural, people hogging the printer, my boss is giving me more of his work to do, my workers arn't doing what they should."
HWG:"Want me to bring the AC to work next time I swing by?"
Kid 1 (Sara):"Daaaaad, Dan poked me!"
Kid 2 (Dan): "Did not!"
HWG:"Kids, what have I told you about behaving at the dinner table?"
Dan & Sara (in unison): "no fighting or we don't get to play Xbox or computer"

Ok, this is an utter crap of a post but I spent too long on it anyway. At least it doesn't really degrade this thread any. d:

I'm glad you didn't post this in the "You laugh you Lose" thread! That's funny!

Skanky Butterpuss · 10-06-2007, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barronofhellion

yea theres some going around, one's called tilt

it gives you a massive conc-- err headache though

tilt pwns. the green tilt is even better, 8% alcohol

halo · 10-06-2007, 02:13 PM

Stupidest thread ever but nonetheless:-

Scout: Red Bull and amphetamines
Sniper: Shandy (looks like a lightweight to me)
Soldier: Turpentine
Demoman: Bacardi
Medic: Red Wine (one glass per day)
HWG: Fosters (and other cheap, nasty beers that lead to being a big fat bastard)
Pyro: Sambuca
Spy: Martini
Engineer: Brake Fluid
Civilian: Dry white wine

Mooga · 10-06-2007, 02:24 PM

The HW would drink vodka right out of the handle.

Suite307 · 10-07-2007, 12:36 AM

I personnally think Pyro's would drink Everclear.

10-05-2007, 03:04 AM	#1
barronofhellion Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	What alcohol would each class drink ? Spy: Martini (as if this had to be said) Demoman: Rum (must be the eyepatch) Scout: those damn energy drinks that have like 6% alcohol in them Sniper: Whiskey Soilder: Pritty much everything , all at once Pyro: Flaming B52 (or a shot of something that is on fire) Civilian: Gin Medic: Hennessey Engineer: Tequila Heavy Weapons: BEER, LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER

10-05-2007, 03:56 AM	#4
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10-05-2007, 04:13 AM	#5
LawJik Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Scout: Rebull+Vodka/Michelob Ultra Edit: For Coronius "Jägerbombs, fuckin' shower in that shit" Last edited by LawJik; 10-05-2007 at 04:24 AM.

10-05-2007, 01:05 PM	#9
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10-05-2007, 11:45 PM	#15
SizeableSSonic Joystick Junkie D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I know where YOU live! Class/Position: Engineer or Sniper Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	The Spy's martini is shaken, not stirred, correct? __________________ I like chocolate milk.

10-05-2007, 03:13 AM	#2
Coronius Alcoholic Artist Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sweden Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Jägerbombs

10-05-2007, 04:18 AM	#6
barronofhellion Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Spy: Martini (as if this had to be said) Demoman: Rum (must be the eyepatch) / Jägerbombs Scout: those damn energy drinks that have like 6% alcohol in them Sniper: Whiskey Soilder: Pritty much everything , all at once Pyro: Flaming B52 (or a shot of something that is on fire) Civilian: Gin / Cognac or 12 year old Scotch. Medic: Hennessey Engineer: Tequila Heavy Weapons: BEER, LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER Ihmhi: Everclear

10-05-2007, 09:37 AM	#7
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Since scouts are gay, they would probably drink Sierra Mist.

10-05-2007, 09:42 AM	#8
Bubbles Bueno Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Soldiers drink glue!! >:c(

10-05-2007, 02:18 PM	#11
barronofhellion Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	yea theres some going around, one's called tilt it gives you a massive conc-- err headache though

10-05-2007, 02:51 PM	#12
Riff Zifnab -TPF- Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Hampshire Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Oh god, stay the fuck away from Tilt. A friend and I enjoy trying various (bad) beverages so we got a case of tilt one night. I drank the majority of them and felt like utter crap the next day. I swore off carbonated alcoholic energy drinks after that. I don't even normally get hangovers (drink watter and lots of it before bed) but this stuff kicked my ass. Its allso hell trying to fall asleep after drinking it. And this seems to be tallored to the TF2 characters, wtf? d: FF spy is more industrial espianage/hacker kind of guy, not some James Bond/Lupin the 3'rd knockoff. I can't really see him geting drunk, it impares his abiliys. For that matter most of the FF classes seem to be much more professional then their TF2 counterparts. FF classes probably go home to the wife and kids have a nice meal and talk about their day. Wife: "How was work dear?" HWG: "Terrible, we got powned on Well, I just couldn't keep the damn conking medics out of the flag room today. Must be getting old. How was your day honney?" Wife: "Oh you know the usural, people hogging the printer, my boss is giving me more of his work to do, my workers arn't doing what they should." HWG:"Want me to bring the AC to work next time I swing by?" Kid 1 (Sara):"Daaaaad, Dan poked me!" Kid 2 (Dan): "Did not!" HWG:"Kids, what have I told you about behaving at the dinner table?" Dan & Sara (in unison): "no fighting or we don't get to play Xbox or computer" Ok, this is an utter crap of a post but I spent too long on it anyway. At least it doesn't really degrade this thread any. d:

10-05-2007, 10:28 PM	#13
Bubbles Bueno Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	lol

10-06-2007, 02:13 PM	#18
halo Join Date: May 2007 Location: Barnsley, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Stupidest thread ever but nonetheless:- Scout: Red Bull and amphetamines Sniper: Shandy (looks like a lightweight to me) Soldier: Turpentine Demoman: Bacardi Medic: Red Wine (one glass per day) HWG: Fosters (and other cheap, nasty beers that lead to being a big fat bastard) Pyro: Sambuca Spy: Martini Engineer: Brake Fluid Civilian: Dry white wine

10-06-2007, 02:24 PM	#19
Mooga Colorless FTW D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: A Small Box Affiliations: SRCDS.com Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	The HW would drink vodka right out of the handle. __________________ ~ Mooga ...w00t? SRCDS.com \| Twitter

10-07-2007, 12:36 AM	#20
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I personnally think Pyro's would drink Everclear.

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