TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas

o_darken_hellspawn · 11-05-2006, 12:53 AM

Greetings my fellow comrads of the Brotherhood. First and formost this post is going to be flamed by the eyes and the voice of others so pay no attention to them.

I am looking to see on how everyone feels about the direction the Yellow Brotherhood is going and if everyone is ready for the tasks that lay upon our feet. Yellow has been the team which has grown to great power in the last months and this is due to all of our great members and of course the Leadership of Zydell. I applaud everyone who has been thru the forums and able to turn a cheek to these verbal attacks on our team. I of course do not have that ability so I have started to flame back when I have felt it was needed. It is time for Yellow to stand out as the #1 color faction of this home sweet home. We are on the lookout for new members daily and for once the battles are upon us we must have the power to crush and destroy. That is why I asked of you my Yellow Brothers to post privately messages inviting new recruits and past members to join our cause.

It is time for the YELLOW BROTHERHOOD OF LLAMAS to hold our HEADS high and to realize the plan ahead of us calls for something GREATER THEN OURSELVES..................

GO MY BROTHERS AND FLY TO THE HEAVENS ABOVE TO SHOW THE POWER OF THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!

**mervaka** · 11-05-2006, 12:55 AM

do you have NOTHING better to do in your free time?

o_dancingfool · 11-05-2006, 12:58 AM

You've got to be shitting me. It was never yellow getting flamed, it was YOU.

o_zsilver_fox · 11-05-2006, 12:59 AM

For the love of god, just send them PMs!

o_loader · 11-05-2006, 02:23 AM

For fuck sake..

Can nothing be done about this guy?? Please...

No one actually gives a fuck.

o_geokill-----> · 11-05-2006, 02:26 AM

IBTL seriously

How many of these are going to be made, wasted of space.

o_darken_hellspawn · 11-05-2006, 04:49 AM

settle down and shut your mouths. This thread was posted for all Yellow to read and answer. I do not have time to track down 40 members and send them a PM so deal with it and then rot in the 7th Gates. I do not care or even think twice about other members of other color factions. You all are nothing to me or the Yellow Brotherhood. We couldnt give two shits and a handshake about GeoKill, Loader, Mervaka, or Dancing..............I have no problem with SilverFox since we havent really met but the rest of you lifeless corpses that roam the earth mean nothing to us. You guys are mere pimples on the ass of our universe and with little ease you can be popped and done away with. The insignifitance of you is astonishing even to myself. You come to me and question what I have to do and if anything else................but you souless ghouls of hates have posted more then myself could ever dream of............and you have the testicular fortitude to say "That I" post useless shit and that I clog the forums. It is you that have no lives that post 10 times a day..................it is you that has no life and the world wishes nothing to do with you. It is you who hates hate because your lives are filled with nothing less. I dust you away with Endust because you are nothing more to me then the dead skin cells floating in the air to me. With a good Air purifier you would not even exist.

So heed my word you venomous pukes of life. This was Yellow and by reading the message you can see that even someone that is as dumb as you would know that it was not for you or to post.

I leave with a smile from posting tonight because knowing that you indeed have figured out the unknown truths about yourself will make me sleep like a baby.

See you all in the battlefield my spineless amoebas............I wait for your TFC FF destruction

I AM Darken HellSpawn "THE ForSAKEN KING OF THE YELLOW BROTHERHOOD OF LLAMAS"

o_backstaber · 11-05-2006, 05:04 AM

He's got a point or two guys. At least he takes an effort to write out long posts just about every single time. While providing quite an entertaining appearance.

o_dancingfool · 11-05-2006, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darken_Hellspawn

and you have the testicular fortitude to say "That I" post useless shit and that I clog the forums.

I do. Who else? Guess I could answer my own question by just browsing the member list from start to end.

o_coldy · 11-05-2006, 01:28 PM

I have confidential information on orca activities and wish to defect to the yellow team.

Please contact me through private messaging services as I wish to remain anonymous.

o_loader · 11-05-2006, 01:35 PM

lol!

Seriously this is funny.

In a way I want him to stop being a retarded attention seeking whore, but I also don't want him to stop... It provides the forum with someone to flame and laugh at.

But really man, get a life please.

o_leandros · 11-05-2006, 05:42 PM

2 AL DA PLAYA H8AZ:hellspawn is kewl dd

o_zsilver_fox · 11-05-2006, 05:42 PM

I would write..............long posts with lots of dots......... but you know, I just don't like that kind of attention....you all know what i mean rite?.....the yellow brotherhood of llamas..........is just that........a bunch of llamas.
as you can tell......punctuation is way below me........and dots are fucking..........awsome....so i overuse them a bit. paragrafs like.......suck.....so i just type lik this...... and vwls sck 2...so just pay attention to me....so i feel important.........thanks.....YELLOW BROTHERHOOD OF LLAMAS............................................ ...................UNITE!

o_d3pth charge · 11-14-2006, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DancingFool

I do. Who else? Guess I could answer my own question by just browsing the member list from start to end.

sorry, but if I had to point out one member of the forums as providing the absolute least informative discussion and the most useless spammy nonsense, you would by FAR take the cake. The fact that you are whinging at this guy for "posting bullshit" is ironic to the max.

I mean, the kid's so nerdy it's scary... but at least he isn't posting every other comment in the baut saying completely moronic stuff every time... oh wait I mean EVERY THREAD YOU POST IN.

EDIT: Case-in-point: http://forums.fortress-forever.com/s...searchid=33870

o_darken_hellspawn · 11-14-2006, 02:12 PM

Since we have never spoken before I am going to introduce myself to you. I am Darken_HellSpawn "The ForSaken King of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas." I do appreciate your critque of myself but in all honesty I am not a kid or "nerdy" in that aspect of thinking. I am exactly what I am but not who I really am or to popular belief but to be myself. You could never pick my out of a crowd and I blend in with the normal population which gives me the power of strategic stealth in life. I hope that sums it up for you.

I do think that a Yellow Brotherhood Spread posted on Planet Half Life in a blog format or article would be very beneficial to our Brotherhood and ultimate goals of ruling the color factions. Let me know what you think and we can make it happen.

Thank you for the lower jab to the testicles of Dancing_Fool. I am sure he enjoyed it.

DH

o_loader · 11-14-2006, 03:17 PM

Basically he meant.

"I am gay............... Please listen to my pointless drivel.................. It is so good lolcakes I pwn j00................... I want people to love me, for I have no friends.............. Please join yellow so we may have anal sex together....................... GIVE ME ATTENTION FS!"

o_dancingfool · 11-14-2006, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D3pth Charge

sorry, but if I had to point out one member of the forums as providing the absolute least informative discussion and the most useless spammy nonsense, you would by FAR take the cake. The fact that you are whinging at this guy for "posting bullshit" is ironic to the max.

I mean, the kid's so nerdy it's scary... but at least he isn't posting every other comment in the baut saying completely moronic stuff every time... oh wait I mean EVERY THREAD YOU POST IN.

EDIT: Case-in-point: http://forums.fortress-forever.com/s...searchid=33870

It's cuz I pwn n shit. Btw the link is broken find it again.

o_frenchtoast · 11-14-2006, 10:28 PM

If Darken and D3pth Charge team up, they could create an asshole so big we would be unable to restrain it.

FUEL Doc · 05-18-2007, 10:25 PM

Thats the fuckin funniest shit

o_dancingfool · 11-06-2006, 01:40 AM

Lol, at least tell me the subject so I can get an idea of what he was going to fill your screen with dots for.

11-05-2006, 12:55 AM	#2
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	do you have NOTHING better to do in your free time? __________________ Support FF:

11-05-2006, 04:49 AM	#7
o_darken_hellspawn Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Children......Please settle down and shut your mouths. This thread was posted for all Yellow to read and answer. I do not have time to track down 40 members and send them a PM so deal with it and then rot in the 7th Gates. I do not care or even think twice about other members of other color factions. You all are nothing to me or the Yellow Brotherhood. We couldnt give two shits and a handshake about GeoKill, Loader, Mervaka, or Dancing..............I have no problem with SilverFox since we havent really met but the rest of you lifeless corpses that roam the earth mean nothing to us. You guys are mere pimples on the ass of our universe and with little ease you can be popped and done away with. The insignifitance of you is astonishing even to myself. You come to me and question what I have to do and if anything else................but you souless ghouls of hates have posted more then myself could ever dream of............and you have the testicular fortitude to say "That I" post useless shit and that I clog the forums. It is you that have no lives that post 10 times a day..................it is you that has no life and the world wishes nothing to do with you. It is you who hates hate because your lives are filled with nothing less. I dust you away with Endust because you are nothing more to me then the dead skin cells floating in the air to me. With a good Air purifier you would not even exist. So heed my word you venomous pukes of life. This was Yellow and by reading the message you can see that even someone that is as dumb as you would know that it was not for you or to post. I leave with a smile from posting tonight because knowing that you indeed have figured out the unknown truths about yourself will make me sleep like a baby. See you all in the battlefield my spineless amoebas............I wait for your TFC FF destruction I AM Darken HellSpawn "THE ForSAKEN KING OF THE YELLOW BROTHERHOOD OF LLAMAS"

11-05-2006, 05:42 PM	#13
o_zsilver_fox Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	I would write..............long posts with lots of dots......... but you know, I just don't like that kind of attention....you all know what i mean rite?.....the yellow brotherhood of llamas..........is just that........a bunch of llamas. as you can tell......punctuation is way below me........and dots are fucking..........awsome....so i overuse them a bit. paragrafs like.......suck.....so i just type lik this...... and vwls sck 2...so just pay attention to me....so i feel important.........thanks.....YELLOW BROTHERHOOD OF LLAMAS............................................ ...................UNITE!
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11-14-2006, 02:12 PM	#15
o_darken_hellspawn Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	D3pth Charge..... Since we have never spoken before I am going to introduce myself to you. I am Darken_HellSpawn "The ForSaken King of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas." I do appreciate your critque of myself but in all honesty I am not a kid or "nerdy" in that aspect of thinking. I am exactly what I am but not who I really am or to popular belief but to be myself. You could never pick my out of a crowd and I blend in with the normal population which gives me the power of strategic stealth in life. I hope that sums it up for you. I do think that a Yellow Brotherhood Spread posted on Planet Half Life in a blog format or article would be very beneficial to our Brotherhood and ultimate goals of ruling the color factions. Let me know what you think and we can make it happen. Thank you for the lower jab to the testicles of Dancing_Fool. I am sure he enjoyed it. DH

11-05-2006, 12:53 AM	#1
o_darken_hellspawn Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas Greetings my fellow comrads of the Brotherhood. First and formost this post is going to be flamed by the eyes and the voice of others so pay no attention to them. I am looking to see on how everyone feels about the direction the Yellow Brotherhood is going and if everyone is ready for the tasks that lay upon our feet. Yellow has been the team which has grown to great power in the last months and this is due to all of our great members and of course the Leadership of Zydell. I applaud everyone who has been thru the forums and able to turn a cheek to these verbal attacks on our team. I of course do not have that ability so I have started to flame back when I have felt it was needed. It is time for Yellow to stand out as the #1 color faction of this home sweet home. We are on the lookout for new members daily and for once the battles are upon us we must have the power to crush and destroy. That is why I asked of you my Yellow Brothers to post privately messages inviting new recruits and past members to join our cause. It is time for the YELLOW BROTHERHOOD OF LLAMAS to hold our HEADS high and to realize the plan ahead of us calls for something GREATER THEN OURSELVES.................. GO MY BROTHERS AND FLY TO THE HEAVENS ABOVE TO SHOW THE POWER OF THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!

11-05-2006, 12:58 AM	#3
o_dancingfool Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	You've got to be shitting me. It was never yellow getting flamed, it was YOU.

11-05-2006, 12:59 AM	#4
o_zsilver_fox Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	For the love of god, just send them PMs!

11-05-2006, 02:23 AM	#5
o_loader Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portsmouth, England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	For fuck sake.. Can nothing be done about this guy?? Please... No one actually gives a fuck.

11-05-2006, 02:26 AM	#6
o_geokill-----> Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fort Worth, Tejas Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	IBTL seriously How many of these are going to be made, wasted of space.

11-05-2006, 05:04 AM	#8
o_backstaber Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Jersey, USA! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	He's got a point or two guys. At least he takes an effort to write out long posts just about every single time. While providing quite an entertaining appearance.

11-05-2006, 01:28 PM	#10
o_coldy Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Australia Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I have confidential information on orca activities and wish to defect to the yellow team. Please contact me through private messaging services as I wish to remain anonymous.

11-05-2006, 01:35 PM	#11
o_loader Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portsmouth, England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	lol! Seriously this is funny. In a way I want him to stop being a retarded attention seeking whore, but I also don't want him to stop... It provides the forum with someone to flame and laugh at. But really man, get a life please.

11-05-2006, 05:42 PM	#12
o_leandros Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dutchelandae Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	2 AL DA PLAYA H8AZ:hellspawn is kewl dd

11-14-2006, 03:17 PM	#16
o_loader Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portsmouth, England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Basically he meant. "I am gay............... Please listen to my pointless drivel.................. It is so good lolcakes I pwn j00................... I want people to love me, for I have no friends.............. Please join yellow so we may have anal sex together....................... GIVE ME ATTENTION FS!"

11-14-2006, 10:28 PM	#18
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	If Darken and D3pth Charge team up, they could create an asshole so big we would be unable to restrain it.

05-18-2007, 10:25 PM	#19
FUEL Doc Bong Management Sector Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the tree outside your house Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Thats the fuckin funniest shit

11-06-2006, 01:40 AM	#20
o_dancingfool Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Lol, at least tell me the subject so I can get an idea of what he was going to fill your screen with dots for.

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