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Originally Posted by broodingdude
News on me:
Got my last wisdom tooth pulled...My sister-in-law was pregnant with TWINS but miscarried...My aunt who has been battling obesity (thyroids) all her life had a successful gastrobypass surgery and is now a more svelte (and still losing!!!) 220lbs, which may not seem much but she was 380lbs at 5'4"...
I quit smoking!!
It's officially been three days since I had a cigarette. Yay.
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1. I got my last tooth removed.
2. I'm the one who got your sister-in-law pregnant.
3. Your aunt wasn't 380lbs, that was me hiding from you in there
4. I'm glad you quit smoking
5. I'm your real father...................and I need a cigarette.