[CaptainAhab]

Originally Posted by Iggy

I thought I had replied to one of these threads before. But, since I can't find one......

Here goes:

A friend of mine bought Half Life, and highly recommended it to me. Especially since he/we had gotten TFC for free in the box. We, along with another friend of ours, began playing TFC with some bizarre names. "Major Asshole" was one, I can't remember #3's name, but I used "Ignorant Bastard". We talked on the phone while we were playing, so we were able to coordinate our O/D efforts.
One day, I was playing alone, and joined the [NME] server, and they requested I change my name, since it contained a "swear word". I thought about it, and decided to toss my job title in as a substitute, so I became "Ignorant Florist". During the course of games, people began to refer to me as "Iggy" for short. As things evolved, I decided to just use that.

Ignorant Florist. That's awesome.