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Originally Posted by mervaka
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"He was escorted home and later made a "full and frank confession", and received a caution for outraging public decency."
Received a Caution? No sexual assault charges? He/she should have been arrested for animal cruelty at the very least!
Then again he could pass it off as an accident.. "I don't know what happened officer.. The dog was chasing me and we both fell into the moat then the next thing you know my dress flew up, my boxers flew down and this was the unfortunate result!"