ROFL! I've seen that before, Furby. Actually, she doesn't fit the normal "female role" in regards to self conciousness. She's packing a few extra pounds, but isn't "fat". She's very secure with our relationship, and doesn't mistrust me in the least(and that goes both ways). She's not high maintenance(something I really admire in a woman), so doesn't spend half the income on beauty products, because she doesn't need them. She doesn't mind me blowing $50-$60 a week on beer... I could go on. We're a very happy couple, and don't pick each other apart over the dumbest shit. In fact, we've not had a fight yet, and we've been living together for well over a year now. When we disagree on something, we talk about it and work it out to our greater benefit. Our love in unconditional. Our faults define us as much as our perfections.
Jack, no, we're leaving Sunday(9-11), and return on the 17th.
Here's a picture of us: