hehehe... brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard (and remembering).
On the "serious side", if nothing else perhaps you can pass it on to parental units, aunts, uncles, cousins, co-workers, or anyone else of the age where this would be useful/informative/give them a chuckle.
fwiw, I'm not suggesting spamming or AOL email helling them, just that this is a hilarious (yet in the end serious) take on one of those things in life you really need to deal with to stay healthy. I hit 57 this year, and plan/want to live at least another century or more (if only that were possible!).
