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Old 07-27-2009, 11:22 PM   #8
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One of the teens in the program I am working for has a massive crush on me. She is 16. I'm 22. WHAT SHOULD I DO, ASSHOLE!?
Tell her you only do Anal, and she has to say "Thank you, Superman!!" when you jizz on her face. Also, she has to sing a montage of Harry Belefonte songs while you fuck her.
(I'm assuming it's a she... if it's not, I'll need to adjust the advice.)

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