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Forum: Chat 02-20-2007, 03:00 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 11,584
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Because your mother doesn't like condoms. ...

Because your mother doesn't like condoms.

Where does the black stuff under fingernails come from?
Forum: Chat 02-19-2007, 09:01 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,584
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
I was supremely dissappointed as well. The...

I was supremely dissappointed as well. The Captain will not be fooled twice.
Forum: Chat 02-19-2007, 01:47 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,584
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
I just got done watching "The Wicker Man" and now...

I just got done watching "The Wicker Man" and now want to take a giant shit in the Blockbuster drop box.

I do want to see "Hannibal Rising" and possibly "Ghost Rider" in theatres. Anybody seen...
Forum: Chat 02-16-2007, 04:37 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 7,001
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
http://www.break.com/index/how_to_properly_load_vi...

http://www.break.com/index/how_to_properly_load_vista.html




for the n00blets.
Forum: Chat 02-16-2007, 04:01 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,063
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
If I knew where to post it I would do just that. ...

If I knew where to post it I would do just that. This song gets better the more I hear it.
Forum: Chat 02-15-2007, 02:39 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,063
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
I wish all thier music contained images of...

I wish all thier music contained images of shadowy things. What was wrong with the "With Teeth" album? I could listen to that album for hours, with the exception of "beside you in time" and "the...
Forum: Chat 02-13-2007, 12:45 AM
Replies: 406
Views: 30,699
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
^Prefers Dethklok

^Prefers Dethklok
Forum: Chat 02-12-2007, 05:12 PM
Replies: 406
Views: 30,699
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
^just like his name says

^just like his name says
Forum: Chat 02-11-2007, 02:18 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 5,534
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Semi-morbid lunatic drunken witty maniacal piece...

Semi-morbid lunatic drunken witty maniacal piece of muscle orangish son of a mexican.
Forum: Chat 02-10-2007, 02:36 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,698
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Dude, seriously. If you think that is new you...

Dude, seriously. If you think that is new you need to crawl out from under your rock.
Forum: Chat 02-06-2007, 02:29 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,715
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Err...its complicated. Only the great and...

Err...its complicated. Only the great and powerful Google knows.

I guess it can be defined as a way to measure a 3D object existing in time in all possible parallel universes that contain one...
Forum: Chat 02-03-2007, 07:35 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,632
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
I'll pray for him and his family.

I'll pray for him and his family.
Forum: Chat 02-01-2007, 07:43 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,065
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
WTF is that last picture about. A homeless disco...

WTF is that last picture about. A homeless disco skier burn-victim?
Forum: Chat 02-01-2007, 03:32 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,541
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Oh Snap!

Oh Snap!
Forum: Chat 01-31-2007, 08:48 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,758
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
'twas a joke.

'twas a joke.
Forum: Chat 01-31-2007, 05:35 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,758
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
To quote butterpuss: ...

To quote butterpuss:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a209/captain_cadaver/untitled-2.jpg?t=1170268476
Forum: Chat 01-31-2007, 04:48 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,541
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Maybe shows like Thunder Cats, TNMT, and...

Maybe shows like Thunder Cats, TNMT, and Transformers should just stay dead so we can remember how awesome they were when we were all kids and not how lame they are now that we are all nearly adults....
Forum: Chat 01-26-2007, 07:20 PM
Replies: 2,091
Views: 196,005
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
GAWD DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER I HATE HAT HATE ...

GAWD DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER I HATE HAT
HATE
HATE
ATE AaaaaaDFAHGHhhgGA A

fUCKSHITCUNT BUCKET MOTHER TAINT EATEr !!1!!!!!@!

http://www.krinkels.net/movies/TrickyMadness2.html
Forum: Chat 01-22-2007, 04:52 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,217
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
I'm sorry that you actually have to pay for that...

I'm sorry that you actually have to pay for that course.
Forum: Chat 01-21-2007, 01:32 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,192
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Red Credits

Looky what I did to my Half-Life 2 ep. 1 credits. I will never tell me secret. No photo editing.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a209/captain_cadaver/CREDITS.jpg?t=1169346704
Forum: Chat 01-18-2007, 05:53 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,886
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Computer processors can not be manufactured by...

Computer processors can not be manufactured by children last time I checked.
Forum: Chat 01-16-2007, 03:19 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,375
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Ok, now they say it will be high winds and snow...

Ok, now they say it will be high winds and snow all night for us. As if the ice isn't enough. I just hope a branch doesn't clobber my truck. To many trees in my town, ah well.
Forum: Chat 01-15-2007, 11:26 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,375
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Anyone else in the states been hit by the ice?

My parents have been out of power since saturday. Im lucky to be on such a reliable power grid, alot of my neighbors are not so fortunate. Branches are snapping off trees and even whole fucking...
Forum: Chat 01-15-2007, 10:24 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 4,086
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
Get your PhD. You'll be glad you did.

Get your PhD. You'll be glad you did.
Forum: Chat 01-06-2007, 07:26 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,351
Posted By o_captain_cadaver
I assure you that having fucked up dreams is...

I assure you that having fucked up dreams is nothing to be worried about. None of dreams have ever been normal and have never made sense.
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