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Forum: Chat 11-19-2007, 07:22 PM
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Posted By Demasu
No, the stuff coming from the penis is yellow....

No, the stuff coming from the penis is yellow. Hopefully the infection spreads to the brain quickly.
Forum: Chat 09-10-2007, 10:59 PM
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Posted By Demasu
My mistake then. I'm hoping I get to...

My mistake then.


I'm hoping I get to dissect one in my Anatomy and Physiology class, it would be awesome.
Forum: Chat 09-10-2007, 10:26 PM
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Posted By Demasu
How would I be humiliating myself? You just...

How would I be humiliating myself? You just confirmed what I said.
Forum: Chat 09-10-2007, 10:14 PM
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Posted By Demasu
But a brain is, well, gray. Not yellow, not red,...

But a brain is, well, gray. Not yellow, not red, not green, not blue, and not black. So no team has access to the brain. Now back away from anatomy.
Forum: Chat 09-05-2007, 08:16 PM
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Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
Yeah, you're gonna have to explain that one to...

Yeah, you're gonna have to explain that one to me. Also, what are you on? You have to be on something expensive that would probably be canceled out by some nice narcan. Now go overdose.
Forum: Chat 09-05-2007, 04:35 AM
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Posted By Demasu
Same thing. Now listen to Howling's post, it's a...

Same thing. Now listen to Howling's post, it's a good one.
Forum: Chat 09-05-2007, 04:29 AM
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Posted By Demasu
I never claimed to have perfect grammar, just...

I never claimed to have perfect grammar, just better grammar than DH. Also, your last sentence is causing you to be a hypocrite. Thanks for your time.
Forum: Chat 09-04-2007, 06:06 PM
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Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
There is no chance in hell that any...

There is no chance in hell that any self-respecting English teacher would let you teach at grammar camp. Sorry, but that's the way things are.
Forum: Chat 09-03-2007, 05:09 PM
Replies: 1,977
Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
You know, DH, if I could do anything, I would...

You know, DH, if I could do anything, I would send you to grammar camp, where they have lovely food, apostrophe drills, and beatings.
Forum: Chat 08-29-2007, 04:02 AM
Replies: 1,977
Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
Light is white. It only turns colors when certain...

Light is white. It only turns colors when certain wavelengths of light are filtered out in someway.
Forum: Chat 08-29-2007, 01:52 AM
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Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
So...none? Because I don't know what universe you...

So...none? Because I don't know what universe you live in, but light is white, all colors, end of story.
Forum: Chat 08-27-2007, 08:04 PM
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Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
When I saw what I clicked, the words "Oh f******...

When I saw what I clicked, the words "Oh f****** a" popped out of my mouth before I could stop them. Shit, I should kill myself for posting in this thread, again.
Forum: Chat 07-29-2007, 10:20 PM
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Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
Tbh DH thinks the internet is serious business.

Tbh DH thinks the internet is serious business.
Forum: Chat 07-27-2007, 01:32 AM
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Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
So you attack me for me very indirectly attacking...

So you attack me for me very indirectly attacking you? Note that I never said anything against your "yellow brotherhood" in that post.
Forum: Chat 07-26-2007, 04:07 AM
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Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
Yeah, eventually. Oh god, I just fueled this...

Yeah, eventually. Oh god, I just fueled this thread. Someone kill me now.
Forum: Chat 05-20-2007, 01:47 AM
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Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
I actually have a life, unlike you, and cannot...

I actually have a life, unlike you, and cannot afford to practice that much.
Forum: Chat 05-19-2007, 04:08 AM
Replies: 1,977
Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
I think DH is loving that FF isn't out yet so it...

I think DH is loving that FF isn't out yet so it won't show off his 13 year-old voice. Every minute FF is delayed is another chance for DH's balls to drop, so please, release FF so we can expose DH...
Forum: Chat 05-17-2007, 08:38 PM
Replies: 1,977
Views: 251,555
Posted By Demasu
Actually, clear urine is a good sign. It means...

Actually, clear urine is a good sign. It means that you're hydrated and that you're clearing toxins away effectively. So yellow urine means that you're dehydrated and not clearing everything out as...
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