sYn Might Consider Recruiting You
 

But don't expect us to put forth alot of effort, yet. We're considering adding a couple members to the syndicate due to the burning out of some of our players.

So what is sYn you ask?

We are Fortress Forever's largest group of assholes aimed at one goal (excluding Kube... he's our one nice person). We've strived to obtain the most hated, opinionated players throughout the continental United States. Not a practice or match goes bye without several dozen "your mom" lines or the mentioning of our/a penis'. We are upset with the fact that there are those pussy sportsmanship rules in effect in every league and strive to tear down the walls of "friendly play" (except Kube again... he's a hippy).

I do believe the only 2 consistent assholes that are NOT on our roster are uBeR and Etzell BUT YOU CAN PROVE ME WRONG.

Am I asshole enough to play for them?
Well you tell me. Can you dish it AND take it? Do you ALWAYS have a snappy line ready to use? Can you SET SOMEONE UP to use that line you've been saving? Are you actually any good at Fortress Forever?

If you answered yes to all those questions, you MIGHT be asshole enough to join sYn.

What do I do Vicious?
See the link in my signature? That will take you to our personal forums!!! There's a section call join syn that you can make a post in with your name and information. I might contact you or I might not depending on how good your post is and your resume.

kthxbai!

Sounds like [AE]!

I'm hated, right? :lol:

No, you just have a gay name :-P

That's only 1 requirement. You've left out the rest.

fine fine fine...

Hated, can dish it, can take it, snappy lines, setup. Suck at ff, though :D

Sorry, you fail. Thanks for playing!

I hate you. Forever.

Ok. We might let you come and show us how bad you really are or are not.

wait how the hell did i get in i am sweet little canadian, we don't harm anybody up here. was it a pity move cause if it was i am totaly down with that

Yes. We felt Kube couldn't be the only nice guy in the bunch, so we let you join too so he would have a friend.

I do have to agree with that...infy is like a nun or a fluffy bunny or something.

a fluffy nun perhaps?
I bet vicious would tap that

infy IS an asshole...but only by canadian standards :P

yeah he's always calling everyone friend and buddy!

and i think he called me guy once as well..

Oh and Zat is our designated gay-man-asshole. No more gay men.

i would refrence south park but thats just lame and over played.

YA THATS RIGHT I SAID LAME.


i gotta go to confessional now...

yes its a little known secret that being married makes you gay...

Well if lesbians are gay, and the definition of a lesbian is someone who likes eating pussy, I'm a gay ass lesbian.:twisted: