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Mooga 01-20-2009 12:47 AM

Obscure Nerdy Pickup Line
 
As I was playing picross on my DS. As I was drawing the Virtual Boy, I thought that the there has to be some awesomely obscure pickup lines out there.

Keep then awesome and obscure. While "Want ot blow on my cartage because I plug it in and start playing" is funny, it's doesn't meet the pure awesomeness of "Hey baby, want to seizure on my Virtual Boy?"

KubeDawg 01-20-2009 01:10 AM

wat

Segundo 01-20-2009 01:10 AM

how do i softly say fail?

Skanky Butterpuss 01-20-2009 01:30 AM

unfunny

Xane 01-20-2009 02:19 AM

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Skanky Butterpuss 01-20-2009 02:20 AM

now THAT one was funny :lol:

zSilver_Fox 01-20-2009 03:06 AM

Let's play network. I'll be ethernet, you be router.

Yes, it's from bash.

Mooga 01-21-2009 02:44 PM

I was helping a chick with C++ last night and she asked me: "Can I show you my source code?"

MonoXideAtWork 01-21-2009 03:03 PM

"Nice Assets"

Innoc 01-23-2009 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooga (Post 421817)
I was helping a chick with C++ last night and she asked me: "Can I show you my source code?"

Nice save...way to make up for the thread opening! :p

Mooga 01-23-2009 05:38 AM

I'm tempted to sneak up on her and ask to see her source code :-P
(OMG She's so HOT >.<)

Innoc 01-23-2009 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooga (Post 422219)
I'm tempted to sneak up on her and ask to see her source code :-P
(OMG She's so HOT >.<)

Compile her!

Demasu 01-23-2009 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoc (Post 422237)
Compile her!

Compile her all night long.

Skanky Butterpuss 01-23-2009 07:40 AM

hope she doesnt have any bugs!

Paft 01-23-2009 08:50 AM

"Do you have virus protection?"

Etzell 01-23-2009 02:34 PM

Just remember, brute force is a way to get yourself in a lot of trouble.

MonoXideAtWork 01-23-2009 05:48 PM

"I just got a virus scan, and I'm clean. Also, no trojans. ;)"

Ihmhi 01-23-2009 08:27 PM

Guess he'll have to use Durex then.

CatzEyes93 01-23-2009 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paft (Post 422249)
"Do you have virus protection?"

..... cuz I was infected by the love bug the moment my eyes beheld you!




:rolleyes: no. that is corney.


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