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DarkeN_HellspawN 07-05-2007 01:46 PM

VACUM CLEANER REVEIW!!!!
 
since everyone here seems to be into product reviews I wanted to review my new vacum I have bought and had for two weeks now. It is the Dirt Devil Upright Vacum.

http://www.amazon.com/Dirt-Devil-110.../dp/B000BYADXY

I wanted a fricking Dyson cause of all of the hype I had seen from Commercials and people that have it but the Dyson "Animal (recommeneded Dyson for pet hair....was like over $500 dollars so I was like screw that since I could buy a Dual Core 2 for around that price. I was at the fricking local Home Depot for an hour looking at all of the 20 damn vacum models. I came over this one since my last one was a Dirt Devil ($70) el cheapo and it was ok for normal vacuming. I bought this one on sale for ($149) and it is way bad ass. It has about 2x the suction of my older one and it is easier to dump the dirt out. It has two filters.........a hepa scented one (if you want) and a paper one. I am in love with this vacum. It is heavier then my old one but this thing just keeps on pulling out pet hair from a already vcumed carpet each time and my living smells better from it.

This isnt a bad arse technoligy review nor was the Yellow Brotherhood paid for this review. The only thing better for the vac was that it could have been YELLOW!!!! Anyways for the price it cannot be beat and here is a big now "the pointed like turbines in the dual removal dirt canister can be removed but are not sturdy enough to be attached to a spear and used for defense or offense. Just ask Dirt Devil reps and they will tell you the same thing. I should know I called them. I am happy with it. SCREW U IPHONE!!!

dh

mervaka 07-05-2007 01:53 PM

but you know dyson's the original and best, ya? :p

puppychow 07-05-2007 02:00 PM

are you going to paint it yeller?

Beetle 07-05-2007 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by puppychow
are you going to paint it yeller?

so funny lol :lol:

SizeableSSonic 07-05-2007 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puppychow
are you going to paint it yeller?

Nah, I'm gonna go over to his house and paint it green. :twisted:

DarkeN_HellspawN 07-05-2007 02:17 PM

LMAO.........
 
The Dyson is very awesome I do indeed say so.........not $500 awesome to me but it does have the suction power of the gods. It does not compared to a old school kirby that has a hemy in it. man they are bad ass but like $1300 so HELL NO!!!!!!

If they Dyson come with a body attachment brush that I could groom myself with and clean myself with for a waterless shower then I would be more in tune to spend that type of money for it. Throw in a flow-bee and I am sold.

http://www.flowbee.com/

DO NOT USE THE FLOWBEE ON YOUR GENITIALS!!!!!! IT WILL CUT MORE THEN YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!! Back hair can be trimmed with it.

I am not going to paint it yello due to the fact my automotive paint brush is broken and I have no air compressor anymore so I would have to use the force of my lungs to power it.

dh

zippy 07-05-2007 03:16 PM

this threads best answered by my gf !!! or any other women tbh ...



this is where every female flames me lol

skuLL 07-05-2007 03:17 PM

Luckly (for you), there aren't many females here...

DarkeN_HellspawN 07-05-2007 03:23 PM

WTF!!!!!
 
I do not get the female thing at all? Myabe that reference is way over my head. it is possible that it is and I am looking for the answer in which it cannot be found.

dh

skuLL 07-05-2007 04:31 PM

Something like:
Only women use vacum cleaners.

Pixel 07-05-2007 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mervaka
but you know dyson's the original and best, ya? :p

qft

Scuzzy 07-05-2007 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN
awesome to me but it does have the suction power of the gods. It does not compared to a old school kirby that has a hemy in it. man they are bad ass ...

If they Dyson come with a body attachment brush that I could groom myself with and clean myself

Something tells me you're using the suction of these machines for something other then their intended purpose. Make sure they react ok to liquids. :p

mervaka 07-05-2007 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN
If they Dyson come with a body attachment brush

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/91875/200.jpg

Mooga 07-05-2007 05:20 PM

You can get a dyson cheap if you know where to shop ;)
My store often has them on sale. And then with a 30% of coupon, it's a sick saving :)

EDIT: I should probably mention that I'm a huge fan of dyson :-P

DarkeN_HellspawN 07-05-2007 06:25 PM

I use the vacum cleaner..........
 
and I am proud of it!!!!!!! I do not use it on anything that is liquid based or gel like since it is not a wet-vac. It is a beautiful thing to use and is quite the cleaning partner with the extension wand in hand and the cord in the other. It is a formidable match against dirt and pet hair thus it became a good freind fo mine overnight. VIA LA DIRT DEVIL!!!!!!!!

I also cook sometimes and still am the same masculine male with testicular fortititudes. TAKE THAT YOU WARD CLEAVER's!!! I will run a Mr. Mom on your asses (unbelievers).

Ron Richardson: Yeah? Are you gonna make it all 220?
Jack Butler: Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes.

BOOOOOYAH!!!!!!!!!!!

dh

Skanky Butterpuss 07-05-2007 07:48 PM

dysons are shit, kirby is where its at.

and watch the movie Super Sucker.

zippy 07-05-2007 09:46 PM

i just come across this ... tis a bloody good buy

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Produc...al%2BOffer.htm

mervaka 07-06-2007 02:50 AM

and i bet it lasts about 5 minutes. dont worry about a receipt, they'll remember you by face.

Pixel 07-06-2007 03:59 AM

btw vacum? its vacuum.

Beetle 07-06-2007 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixel
btw vacum? its vacuum.

and review. :shock:


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