Gifts for her father?
 

Meeting the parents this Saturday night... I'm contemplating various gifts. How would extra small condoms and a bottle of Viagara go with him?

lasting over 4 hours?... thats not a medical problem, that a scheduling issue! and what are you gonna call your doctor for? to fill him in on the juicy details?

Well if it gets caught in your throat, you may end up with a stiff neck too...

how about some pregnant girl's ultrasound

in the middle of dinner, reach into your coat pocket and gently toss it on his dinner. then stand up, pee in moms face, and walk out?

Well I'd love to pee on her mom's face, but she won't be there... hmmm...

Both you and the chick should show up butt naked, saying that you are now both nudists. They have sex durring dinner.

So how did it go silver? I think mooga had the right idea, but you must share what happened.

Everything went great :). Her father wasn't all to crazy about us cuddling while he was awake watching NASCAR (I live in Iowa), but when he went to bed, we huggled on the couch and watched Rent, which is an awsome movie, especially when holding the hand of your lover, your arm around her shoulder as she rests her head on your shoulder...

Yup, six years we were apart, so it was great to see her again :).

I just threw up.

Yeah that sounded really gay. It was like "ok...." until you mentioned Rent. I'll bet anyone else on this forum would have ripped her clothes off at dinner, thrown her upon the turkey on the dinner table, and just fucked her hardcore right then and there. And if her parents said anything, you should've said "STFU YOU FUCKING SHITFACED COCK MASTER CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HAMMERING MY COCK INTO YOUR DAUGHTER?!" Then when you got done you should've forced her parents to eat the turkey at the business end of a shovel and be like "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT BITCH?! DOES IT TASTE LIKE SEX?!"

I'm real sorry about that...but we all know it's true.

I would also have included piss, pot and some cheese.

And now we wait and watch as she drains him of life and money and soul. Poor bastard.

That's next week's plan.

Kudos to you then.

As much as I hate to do this... Isn't Rent about gay lovers? A straight guy wanting it with his straight girlfriend... One of you has to be thinking something over :-P

Well we're both bisexual actually, and it's still a great musical and movie.

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The care cup is empty :P.

That looks sort of like a rum glass....no, I must resist, not before bed.

This has to be THE best thread I have ever read in over a year