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Paft 05-02-2010 05:25 PM

WTF Thread
 
Old news, but I don't read much news:

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/...ues/index.html

Imagine if these people watch Schindler's List, The Road etc...

Bridget 05-02-2010 05:32 PM

Look at the picture. When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

Paft 05-02-2010 05:40 PM

The 3D version must have been one hell of an experience!

GenghisTron 05-02-2010 09:28 PM

Lol'd. After watching the movie, I thought it would be COOL to live on Pandora and be a Na'vi, but I never contemplated KILLING MYSELF or becoming obsessed with the movie because of it.

People are so deluded.

Also another thing that got me;

Quote:

Compared with life on Earth, Pandora is a beautiful, glowing utopia.
Is this guy serious?

stray kitten 05-03-2010 03:00 PM

Just wait until "World of Avatar" or some shit comes out and everyone goes on line to live in Avatar and spend all their money.

Hammock 05-03-2010 04:41 PM

That one guy eating the pizza is hilarious.

"There's a movie playing?" NomNomnomm

BOSTWIX 05-03-2010 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock (Post 469788)
That one guy eating the pizza is hilarious.

"There's a movie playing?" NomNomnomm

LOL.

Player 05-05-2010 09:56 AM

For some reason, I think this bizarre effect would be less pronounced on, let's say, a 21" CRT television. Without the mighty poop 3D. And no surround sound.

We need to ban cinema theatres, or else people will die!

BinaryLife 05-05-2010 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Player (Post 469839)
For some reason, I think this bizarre effect would be less pronounced on, let's say, a 21" CRT television. Without the mighty poop 3D. And no surround sound.

We need to ban cinema theaters, or else people will die!

I think we can let them die and thin out their reproductive ability. I mean, these people probably weren't going to reproduce anyway... but still.

Etzell 05-05-2010 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BinaryLife (Post 469842)
I think we can let them die and thin out their reproductive ability. I mean, these people probably weren't going to reproduce anyway... but still.

Seconded. If you're depressed 'cause you're never going to make it to a fictional planet... Just end it.

stray kitten 05-05-2010 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etzell (Post 469843)
Seconded. If you're depressed 'cause you're never going to make it to a fictional planet... Just end it.

Or you could throw on a uniform and pretend all day, every day, that you are star ship captain in the United Federation of Planets. Or in this case paint yourself blue. Or just avatarize yourself:


http://www.avatarizeyourself.com/

Paft 06-18-2010 01:57 AM


Edit: OK, it is kinda cool when you see it with this clip vid: :)

Pixel 06-18-2010 03:05 AM


Paft 07-20-2010 02:51 AM

http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/ca...857852snbfdqej

Elmo 07-21-2010 05:06 PM


this is more WTF than you laugh you lose i think.

KubeDawg 07-21-2010 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paft (Post 473183)

wtf? why not just buy a gun and shoot yourself in the face? It's much quicker. I'm ADD, and if I wanted to kill myself, I'd get lost after step 2.

Paft 07-22-2010 04:51 AM

I don't know about Oz, but unlike the States we don't have Firearm vending machines in the U.K.

Paft 07-22-2010 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmo (Post 473271)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEep5BrexT0

this is more WTF than you laugh you lose i think.

Yeah, no very funny is it. The final complete advert myabe though.

Pixel 07-22-2010 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg (Post 473277)
wtf? why not just buy a gun and shoot yourself in the face? It's much quicker. I'm ADD, and if I wanted to kill myself, I'd get lost after step 2.

Guns take to long to get, unless you buy one illegally. Like it matters, you're going to be dead.

KubeDawg 07-22-2010 05:56 AM

Well if you are old and live in the US, you are very likely to have owned a gun.

Also, it doesn't take that long to get a firearm. Local gun shows for instance.


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