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o_zsilver_fox 10-31-2006 02:53 AM

Breaking News in Arizona!
 
The Arizona Republic
Monday, October 30, 2006

Phoenix, AZ-- A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Phoenix court room drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Arizona Cardinals, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.

o_backstaber 10-31-2006 02:55 AM

Woah. Sounds like something I would do.

Circuitous 10-31-2006 03:01 AM

Could swear Innoc or HG posted this before.

o_bumgravy 10-31-2006 03:07 AM

I dunno who the cardinals are, presumably some sucky sports-related dudes, but i still did lol.

Is this a joke at the expense of actual news, or made up news to make a joke?

o_theres *nothing* here 10-31-2006 04:59 AM

Must be a baseball team. :)

o_docwolfe 10-31-2006 07:17 AM

pretty old :p

o_zsilver_fox 11-01-2006 01:57 AM

Yea but this is FF :P. We always post old shit.

o_|404|innoc-tpf- 11-01-2006 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circuitous
Could swear Innoc or HG posted this before.

It's certainly my caliber of joke! Nice to know someone else can pick up slack there if need be!

o_soundchaser 11-01-2006 06:38 AM

lol....that's a good one. never heard it.


love how people always have to say.. "OMG!!! HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE!?!?!?? THAT'S SOOOOOO 1865!!! YOU MUST BE A FREAK OR SOMETHING!!!! DUDE!!! IT'S SOOO OLD!~!!

o_sobe green 11-01-2006 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circuitous
Could swear Innoc or HG posted this before.

I thought the almighty old one posted it.

o_nezumi 11-01-2006 12:38 PM

It was especially funny for me 'cause I totally didn't see a joke coming. :lol:


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