I think dix is a pretty cool guy, eh pounds your ass and doesn't afraid of anything.

YOU GO TO THE STORE AND FIND AN OLD MAN STRUGGLING WITH HIS GROCERIES YOU WITNESS THE STORE CLERK IN HIS GRACEFUL HANDSOME BLUME HELP THE OLD MAN OUT. YOU NOTICE HES WEARING TIGHT JEANS AND YOU SEE THE OUTLINE OF HIS DIX.

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YOU GO TO THE ZOO AND YOU SEE THE WILD GIRAFFES YOU NOTICE THE GIRAFFE HAS A NICE LARGE DIX. YOU GET EXCITED