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Backstaber
06-19-2007, 11:10 PM
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23401099-details/The+world+will+end+in+2060%2C+according+to+Newton/article.do

Newton predicts the world would end after 2060. Read the article for the rest.

gizmofo
06-19-2007, 11:15 PM
lets see.. 2060-2007.. +current age.. x2.../2..
WOOH I'd be 69.. what an age to die.

EDIT: Damn that means I'm going to hell..

Ihmhi
06-19-2007, 11:17 PM
lets see.. 2060-2007.. +current age.. x2.../2..
WOOH I'd be 69.. what an age to die.

EDIT: Damn that means I'm going to hell..

Do not worry, I will probably end up in middle management. I will get you a nice job in waste management.

BinaryLife
06-20-2007, 12:46 AM
I'm going to predict the end of the world.
I think I could make a lot of money that way...

Deadly Furby
06-20-2007, 12:59 AM
Well, he's close but according to the Mayans the world ends (http://www.elpasotimes.com/news/ci_6158963) ....IN 2012. (http://www.adishakti.org/mayan_end_times_prophecy_12-21-2012.htm)

Note there are TWO links

FrenchToast
06-20-2007, 03:52 AM
http://exitmundi.nl

Ihmhi
06-20-2007, 05:46 AM
Latin for "World's End"?

there's nothing here
06-20-2007, 06:10 AM
Who cares.

Pixel
06-20-2007, 01:08 PM
Newton based this figure on religion rather than reasoning.

That pretty much makes it wrong.

DarkeN_HellspawN
06-20-2007, 01:41 PM
listen to the ramblings of a man that created a fig like cookie with jam in the middle. I mean HOLY SH!T................I called Nabisco customer support and they had no idea nor did they stand by Newton's theory. I did speak to one man over there who hid in denial by asking me multiple times "What in the f$#@ are you talking about????". Newton's azzz just got pwned cause the brotherhood his on to his evil cookie baking ways!!!!!!!

dh

there's nothing here
06-20-2007, 03:11 PM
He created those?

No friggin' way.

SizeableSSonic
06-20-2007, 03:14 PM
I predict that the world will end...

at the end of the world. :lol:

Innoc
06-20-2007, 03:36 PM
This is how the world ends,
This is how the world ends,
This is how the world ends,

Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

zippy
06-20-2007, 03:41 PM
I Predict A RIOT

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there's nothing here
06-20-2007, 06:20 PM
Xen aliens!

I bet you didn't know there was a Black Table somewhere in the world. Mexico!

uBeR
06-20-2007, 07:45 PM
The world will come to a stop after I die.

Thor-Stryker
06-20-2007, 08:28 PM
What you guys don't know, is theres this new research complex thats, housed in an old military base in New Mexico....

there's nothing here
06-21-2007, 12:14 AM
Well, we do now!

It can't be that secret if you knew about it.. unless you happened to have a fet for orange suits and also theoretical physicist..

Nah, that can't be it. You're probably a security guard somewhere.

Hawk Eye
06-21-2007, 12:26 AM
Xenu will find a soldier loyal to him still alive. This soldier will deactivate the eternal battery which powers the shiled holding Xenu captive. Then, Xenu will once again thwart the loyal officers and kill billions in the volcanoes of hawaii. But, realizing that Earth has become domesticated, destroys the planet instead.

This is what will happen, mark my words.