ID the gifts Game

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

Ok, ITT start your post with what would be a suitable gift for the State, City or Region mentioned by the poster above you. Then post the next region someone someone has to come up with a gift for.

For Example:

1st post: New Orleans

2nd post: A raft
Las Vegas

3rd post: Penicillin
Saskatchewan

Ok, I'll start.

Maui

[o_uber]

A plane ticket inland

Minnesota

[o_psycnet]

A better accent

Kabul

[o_ihmhi]

A better accent

Kabul

A decent police force.

Paris

[o_uber]

cologne

Australia

[o_geokill----->]

Steve Irwin :(

Iraq

[o_sizeablessonic]

AK 47

Italy

[mervaka]

a young population

UK (pleeeeease can we have a new government?)

[o_geokill----->]

New Government

Mexico

[o_sh4x]

USA Green Card

Quebec

[o_backstaber]

Real Reason to Secede

New Jersey

[Lost]

More garbage.

France

[o_uber]

Unlimited supply of white flags

Washington D.C.

[o_psycnet]

Moral compass

Chernobyl

[o_drtom]

lead underwear

australia

[o_pussyhunter]

Some ashes :/

North Korea

[Lost]

Pompador hair

Las Vegas (stealing Innoc's cuz his was lame! :mrgreen: )

[o_dancingfool]

Rainbow Six to save it

The North Pole

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

Interceptors

http://www.thetripe.com/santa-jet-chase.jpg



Florida

[o_the russian]

state sponsored euthenasia

New York

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

Cab drivers that don't speak english


Cuba

[o_backstaber]

Democracy

Iran

[o_uber]

Nuclear missiles

United Kingdom

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

Dentists
http://www.poster.net/austin-powers/austin-powers-cocktail-glass-4900072.jpg

Scotland

[o_ihmhi]

Underwear for those kilts o_O

Ireland

[o_geokill----->]

hang over pills

California

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

Earthquake Insurance


Seattle

[o_loader]

Dentists
http://www.poster.net/austin-powers/austin-powers-cocktail-glass-4900072.jpg

Scotland

^^ He's an American actor btw.

Earthquake Insurance

Seattle

Sleep

Albania

[o_etzell]

^^ He's an American actor btw.
Actually, if we want to be fair, he's British-Canadian.

Everyone knows that Austin Powers was an American movie, though.

As for Albania
Fire extinguishers

The Devil

[o_dancingfool]

More porn.

Food

[o_zsilver_fox]

Gas pills? YOU WENT OT!

America

[o_backstaber]

The Great Wall of America bordering Mexico

Japan

[o_zsilver_fox]

More drugs.

China

[o_backstaber]

Revolution

Venezuela

[o_the russian]

more oil exports

Cannary Islands

[o_dr zoidberg]

can o tuna

Sweden

[o_the russian]

more swedish fish!

Montreal

[o_dancingfool]

More steak seasoning

The Congo

[o_dr zoidberg]

less donkey kongs (donkey kong killer machine mario!)

uhm what? we need more swedish fish? ...? waht?

The Eskimos

[o_the russian]

more klondike bars

(swedish fish are a red, fish shaped, raspberry flavored, soft confection produced in the US... I'm a big fan)

Austria

[o_pussyhunter]

Dyslexic british convicts


Ipswich...

[o_the russian]

a name change

Tim Buk Too (yes, it realy use to exist, its in africa, even though I'm confident I butchered the spelling...)

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

A Walmart


Russia

[o_uber]

A new spy agency


USA

[o_pussyhunter]

Diet pills, treadmills, bullet proof vests (extra large), welfare cheques, & a couple of credit cards.

(It's funny because all americans are fat lazy workshy gun-toting layabouts that spend their whole lives sueing each other or mcdonalds!)

/stereotype

Columbine

[o_nezumi]

Their allotment of Americas bulletproof vests.

Brazil:

[o_zsilver_fox]

Suntan lotion.

Australia

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

Shark repellant



Mississippi

[o_etzell]

Teeth.

The Music Industry.

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

a computer virus


Donald Trump

[o_deadly furby]

A personality.


Tazmania

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

Bugs Bunny in a Dress


North Korea

[o_etzell]

Company. (They're very ronery.)

Your car.

[o_bubbles]

Existence


Norway

[o_the russian]

bring back the vikings through their legal cloning...

Niger (the country) (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/country_profiles/1054396.stm)

[o_geokill----->]

Food

Circuitous

[o_zsilver_fox]

Some method of getting laid.

New Zealand.

[o_nezumi]

A ring (Their last one got destroyed)

[o_zsilver_fox]

ZOMG U BROAK IT!

Madagascar

[o_uber]

Giant lemur

Holland

[o_the russian]

Opus

Nicaragua

[o_geokill----->]

Child Labor Laws

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Brazil

[o_nezumi]

Hot wax.

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Oregon State?

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

more hippies


Arizona

[o_the russian]

a ban on firearms

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Mississippi

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

A look at post 48 ITT



Mars

[o_zsilver_fox]

More demon killing badasses.


Iowa

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

A big pot of boiling water, butter and salt.



Minnesota

[o_uber]

Some f***ing snow!

Washington State.

[o_|404|innoc-tpf-]

several metric tons of caramel dip!


Switzerland

[o_nezumi]

Decorative weaponry.

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South Africa?