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Old 12-03-2007, 04:18 AM   #681
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Old 12-03-2007, 04:20 AM   #682
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We have a thread for this, because only serious discussions can take place in this section.

Other than that... I didn't find much humour in it. May be a Quebecian thing.
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Old 12-03-2007, 06:03 AM   #683
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Old 12-03-2007, 06:32 AM   #684
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ROFFEL MY WAFFEL Y'ALL!
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:44 AM   #685
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If you do not laugh at Dizzy Boxing, then you probably do not have a soul.

(The water in the pool is freakin' hot, hence why they run for the bucket of ice outside of the pool.)

Is it me, or are Japanese gameshows so much better than American ones?
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Old 12-03-2007, 12:13 PM   #686
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I lost at dizzy boxing!

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Old 12-03-2007, 02:15 PM   #687
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If you do not laugh at Dizzy Boxing, then you probably do not have a soul.

(The water in the pool is freakin' hot, hence why they run for the bucket of ice outside of the pool.)

Is it me, or are Japanese gameshows so much better than American ones?
The land of the rising sun does it again .
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Old 12-03-2007, 09:46 PM   #688
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:05 PM   #689
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Holy fuck I want that christian techno.

This might be it : http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/1...e35b0919aa.mp3

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Old 12-03-2007, 10:11 PM   #690
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:22 PM   #691
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Old 12-04-2007, 12:58 AM   #693
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I didn't have anything to contribute today except this:

Man: "You're pretty."
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Man: "Don't interrupt. You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch."
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:52 AM   #694
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:54 AM   #696
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Old 12-04-2007, 02:24 AM   #697
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I LOST!

Oh and that "our god" song is even worse than I tought...
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Old 12-04-2007, 04:27 AM   #698
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"Our God" song kinda reminded me of Light Mix from Tunnel Trance Force 8 or whatever it was called. I love that song. :3
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"Our God" song kinda reminded me of Light Mix from Tunnel Trance Force 8 or whatever it was called. I love that song. :3
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Astronauts test sex in space - but did the earth move?

Jon Henley in Paris

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Thursday February 24 2000

US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.

Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at Nasa and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place.


"The issue of sex in space is a serious one," he says. "The experiments carried out so far relate to missions planned for married couples on the future International Space Station, the successor to Mir. Scientists need to know how far sexual relations are possible without gravity."


He cites a confidential Nasa report on a space shuttle mission in 1996. A project codenamed STS-XX was to explore sexual positions possible in a weightless atmosphere.


Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."


Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.


Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible."

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