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Old 06-23-2009, 01:50 AM   #1
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Fing Hilarious!!


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Old 06-23-2009, 02:38 AM   #2
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Haha that was the most convincing reason I have seen to wear a condom.

EDIT Wonder why it was banned.

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Old 06-23-2009, 06:49 AM   #3
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:43 AM   #4
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No joke; the best way to deal with a child acting like that, is to point and laugh at them.

Some "parent" brough a kid into the liquor store once, and the kid had a fit similar to that(over a bag of chips). "Please stop, don't act like that" was what the mother said. I started laughing and pointed, and the kid shut up not knowing how to handle that. It was either that, or I was going to see if I could make a field-goal with the childs head.
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Old 06-23-2009, 04:59 PM   #5
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My whole family has a good sense of humor, but sometimes a spectator needs to know when to mind their own business.

My brother and dad were standing in line at the grocery store (my brother was about 15 at the time), and a father and son were standing in line infront of them.
The kid was asking his Dad:
"So can we go do this after?"
"Sure son"
"And then this after that?"
"You betcha"

My brother turns to my dad and asks:
"How come we don't go out and do more things together?"
"Cause you're too ugly to take out into public son"

Man the lady behind them just freaked out on my dad:
"Don't you talk to your son like that! she shrieked and screamed at him, somehow thinking it was any of her business

They didn't know what to say to her, she obviously had no clue he and my brother were joking.

The best thing they got out of all of it, was a funny story about an intrusive crazy lady they ran into at the grocery store.
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Old 06-23-2009, 07:44 PM   #6
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Somehow that doesn't inspire me to wear condoms.... It does however fill me with a need to beat the shit outta that kid.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:16 PM   #7
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My whole family has a good sense of humor, but sometimes a spectator needs to know when to mind their own business.

My brother and dad were standing in line at the grocery store (my brother was about 15 at the time), and a father and son were standing in line infront of them.
The kid was asking his Dad:
"So can we go do this after?"
"Sure son"
"And then this after that?"
"You betcha"

My brother turns to my dad and asks:
"How come we don't go out and do more things together?"
"Cause you're too ugly to take out into public son"

Man the lady behind them just freaked out on my dad:
"Don't you talk to your son like that! she shrieked and screamed at him, somehow thinking it was any of her business

They didn't know what to say to her, she obviously had no clue he and my brother were joking.

The best thing they got out of all of it, was a funny story about an intrusive crazy lady they ran into at the grocery store.

Yeah, some people lack comprehension. If your brother turned around and told her to take her ugly face out of your business that might have confused her enough to back off... but who knows with people anymore.
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Old 06-25-2009, 02:25 PM   #8
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She probably would have called child protective services and then sued them for emotional damages she received.
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Old 06-25-2009, 02:33 PM   #9
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lol

we all thought it was freaking hilarious. I wasn't there but I know my dad's sense of humor, he would have said it with a straight face and would have sounded very serious to anyone else that doesn't have a sense of humor.

But still, it wasn't like he was beating my brother in the store or anything.

Iggy's story doesn't quite fall into the same category as this one though cause he didn't try to tell the parent what they should/should not be doing. He just laughed, to me that would be perfectly acceptable.

But when it comes to telling another parent on how to parent their child, unless you're doing something grossly negligent I say mind your own fucking business.
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Old 06-28-2009, 09:48 AM   #10
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But when it comes to telling another parent on how to parent their child, unless you're doing something grossly negligent I say mind your own fucking business.
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